Sunday, September 12, 2021

Serving & Protecting

 Apparently our interim Sheriff thought the JSU band might need some additional protection.

 

Victor Mason did this a few times.  Just one question.  Doesn't JSU already have a contract with MHP for this protection?

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Liberty Bowl football game"

And all this time I thought the Liberty Bowl was in December, and that yesterday's game was the Southern Heritage Classic.

My bad.

Anonymous said...

In his defense, it is Memphis…isn’t that like crossing the streams?

Anonymous said...

It’s Memphis. How many LEOs do you think teams bring here when they play JSU?

Anonymous said...

Party in Memphis

Anonymous said...

I don’t think Victor Mason went to Memphis. I curious to know did the Hinds County Taxpayers Pay for the Gas going in the Vehicles. I would love to see the FUELMAN Receipt. The guy is a Show off and this is just the beginning if he wins the election.

Anonymous said...

KF generally all colleges use MHP since they are statewide, but we got Coach Prime now!!

Anonymous said...

Good BBQ there-

Anonymous said...

What a good way to get exposure for the upcoming election and/or maybe piss some voters off. However, I may assume that Mr Crisler may be misguided.

Arrogance may come into play or just ignorance! Just maybe, he should have came as a civilian! Or he could have worn his Military dress blues!

I’m just rambling, and the interim Sheriff may just not know any better!

For the next home game I would like to see all the candidates in their respective vehicles and uniforms of choice on the 50 yard line at half time!

Make it a real shit show! I need a good smile.

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing that now he has solved Jacktown's water billing problems, Crisler has moved on to preventing Deion's bling from being stolen by JSU employees.

Anonymous said...

M. Crisler is not suited for this job. He only likes the fame, name recognition and the money that comes with it. He could care less about the citizens of Hinds County. If the one person on the board who submitted his name at the last minute had any love for Hinds County, he wouldn't have appointed his relative to this job who is highly unqualified. We need to stop starting with this election, electing people who does not fit the job based on popularity and race and vote for one who does fit no matter the race. There is one who is highly qualified who knows Hinds County Sheriff Department back and forth but the one we have now surely isn't it.

Anonymous said...

It didn't take him long to start swimming in the tax payers money!

Anonymous said...

"Herewith and fore-in, I authorize ME to do that which we already have had a long-standing contract with the State's Highway Patrol Agency to do. Any doubts, reservations or concerns, look up either me or my authority."

If I stop by the store in Winstonville, it's County business.

Anonymous said...

He's always wanted to cruise 55 @ 85. I just wanna know if his shades were in place or on top of his head, backwards.

Anonymous said...

He is a clone of Sheriff Mason! M. Chrisler reminds me a lot of Sheriff Mason.

Anonymous said...

That is funny!

But so typical Marshand.
And yeah, I can easily see the late Vic Mason doing the same.


Smell's like ....

(a Hind's County travel voucher for free ribs at the Rendezvous).





Anonymous said...

Is this legal?

Anonymous said...

This boondoggle aside, why do university football head coaches deserve/need MHP "protection"? And who actually pays for it?

Anonymous said...

Works for me. I'm ok with it. Nowhere close to the biggest problem in Hinds County

Anonymous said...

Shad????

Anonymous said...

I can't wait to see what happens Marshand attempts to remove David L.
from a Hinds County Board Meeting.







Anonymous said...

I believe history tells us this clown is certainly gonna partake of all the “perks” available for the period.

Anonymous said...

In order to legally use county equipment and staff for an entity outside of the county ownership the board of supervisors must be notified in the board meeting and the order spread on the minutes of the board according to state law. This shall be Boatd prior.

Anonymous said...

Same question as 541

Anonymous said...

Why does the coach need protection? Does the Taliban or ISIS-K have a contract out?

Anonymous said...

Is it too dangerous for the JSU band to leave the state?

I counted 4 MHP guarding Mike Leach at the N.C. State game. Do they think he's going to lock another player up in a hotbox?

Anonymous said...

Hey! Did any Oktibbeha County deputies "have" to go to Omaha to protect the MSU baseball team when MSU was in the College World Series?

Anonymous said...

Instead of worrying about Crislers free vacations, let’s find out more about his proposal to, if I’m reading correctly, stop random vehicles and illegally check them for guns

Anonymous said...

First it's Memphis on the taxpayer's dime, and before you know it he heads off to the Paris Air Show.

Anonymous said...

Fuel man cards. Check them.

Anonymous said...

Considering the visible scope of his campaign for the permanent office, I doubt Lee Vance was dead 24 hours and the plan was already afoot to "install" Crisler as Sheriff. Whole thing smells of Lumumba. Would not be surprised that any number of the non-serious candidates seeking the office are also Lumumba fodder to push Crisler into the run-off.

Anonymous said...

The Hinds Board of Supervisors and the interim sheriff should be investigated. The interim sheriff should not be approving any of his own travel,personal leave, sick leave, etc. I'm
Surprised that the interim sheriff would do this after trying to come off as so law and order. There's a line of accountability for all public servants.

Anonymous said...

If he stealing now, what y’all think he’s going to do if he’s elected!!!!

Anonymous said...

Marshand Cristler will not win Sheriff Nov 2, 2021..

Anonymous said...

Vote The Same Way, Get The Same Results! Name Recognition Win Votes In Hinds Co. No Substance.

Anonymous said...

Interim Sheriff Crisler, asked himself this question, “ is it ok to go to Memphis on the county dime”, he answered himself YES!

We all make mistakes but, we don’t get taxpayer monies to make said mistakes. If the voters of Hinds County think what the interim Sheriff is doing Legit, then so be it!

I wonder what fools rode with him and what smart person said, naw I’ll pass, this shigity don’t look right!

Anonymous said...

The Sheriff could be planning a multi state task force roundup during all SWAC games. What innovative thinking!

Crisler, you the man!



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