Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Reported armed robbery in Madifon

The Madifon Police Department iffued the following preff releafe:


NEWS RELEASE

DATE:                MAY 6, 2014

REPORTED ARMED ROBBERY


On May 5, 2014 at approximately 11:45pm, a call was received by the Madison Police Department stating that there had been an armed robbery at a residence located in the Cypress Lake subdivision. The caller advised that when he and wife arrived home they were met in the garage area of the home by 3 armed suspects described as black males. The caller advised that on April 25, 2014 his vehicle was stolen and later recovered and he feels that the suspects may be the same, having retrieved his home address from the stolen vehicle. Taken was an undetermined amount of cash, credit cards, wallet and cellphone. The suspects left the area in what has been described as a Nissan Maxima, white in color. There were no injuries during the incident. The investigation is in the preliminary early phase and continues.

28 comments:

Jason Mc said...

This simply can not be in land of hyphen names, bricks and columns where it stays whiter out at night. This has to be a mistake

Anonymous said...

Hyphen names? That's a black woman thing. Kinda kills your whitey point.

Anonymous said...

um, actually @9:21 AM you will find more hyphenated names in doodleville where the nights are real dark. and that is no mistake!

Anonymous said...

More like double names, not hyphen names. Mary Beth, Mary Frances, Anna Beth, Anna Frances, Lily Grace, Harper Ann, Ann Tate,

Johnny Weir said...

Man works all his life to get a few possessions and than the social underclass rips him off and take everything. Wait! crime is crime weather committed by poor or rich. Chalkway said in one of his speech you will always have crime in poor cities. Wait!Right is Right and Justice is Justice! Finds these perps and give a good dose of justice.

Anonymous said...

Do we know what street this occurred on?

Anonymous said...

Do we know what street this occurred on?

Jason Mc said...

i hereby change my statement from hyphen names to double names...silly me.

Anonymous said...

What's up with the Blog-Writers silly-assed misuse of the letter 'F'?

Yup, crime happens everywhere. Especially within driving distance of Jackson and Canton.

Anonymous said...

OH! I get it @ 10:00 AM ! It's like kali sheik akuno, chokwe antar lumumba, robert sculler-smith..is that what you are referring to?

Anonymous said...

Glad to see Kali found work so soon.....

Anonymous said...

great job KF on breaking this story before the so-called "professional" news outlets.

Anonymous said...

^^^uh... okay.

Anonymous said...

11:26: WTF?

Anonymous said...

No idea where Cypress Lake subdivision is located. did a search and found a home for sale in that subdivision.

Looking at map, this subdivision is on the Annandale side of I-55. Main Street then turn onto Highland Colony Parkway, past Madison Central, on right side is Cypress Lake Blvd (before you hit Lake Castle Road)

Anonymous said...

KF, check your system. "S" is showing up as "F" online (Madifon Police Department iffued the following preff releafe). did make me giggle though.

Anonymous said...

2:16, What an idiotic post. If you don't know why, there's no use explaining it to you.

Anonymous said...

Why's it spelled Madifon? I'm really curious

Anonymous said...

Damn 2:02 you don't get out much do you?

Anonymous said...

2:02 could be the second coming of Barney Fife with that kind of detective work.

Anonymous said...

I would prefer to sympathize rather than trivialize any crime regardless of the location. It is unfortunate.

Anonymous said...

I have to wonder if the original headline for this story is some attempt to make fun of the hearing impaired.

Anonymous said...

You guys are really challenged when it comes to history. Here is the reason he was using "f" instead of "s".

http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/37982/use-of-f-instead-of-s-in-historic-printed-english-documents

Kingfish was messing with you because he knew half of you would not be able to figure it out. It really doesn't come as a surprise with as much ignorant stuff the commenters here post all. the. freaking. time.

I've heard that an easy way to get depressed is to read the comments section in your local newspaper. I guess even this website is not immune from that. Oh well, it is still good for comic relief.

Nominator said...

Is this where I nominate Kingfisher for dumbass of the year or do I really think this post will make it through the radar?

Anonymous said...

Must've missed something......I didn'think crimes were committed in tHe 39110.

Anonymous said...

I thought that Cypress Lake had entry gates. How did the perps get in?

Anonymous said...

The gates slow you down. They don't need a pass code to open them.T

Anonymous said...

"Must've missed something......I didn'think crimes were committed in tHe 39110. "

Only by people who live in Jackson, MS, as this suspect does.

I'm going to tell Mayor Mary we need a moat and drawbridge on I-55, Old Canton Road, Hwy 51, and other routes of entry for the criminal classes.



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