Saturday, September 6, 2025

Water Wars Continue in Federal Court

JXN Water can't cut off water to four apartment complexes who owe hundred of thousands of dollars of unpaid water bills thanks to U.S. District Judge Chokwe Antar Wingate.   WLBT reported: 

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Strapped Down in Jacktown

 There has never been a more appropriate headline. 

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Friday, September 5, 2025

Coming Soon

 November is just around the corner.  

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MCPP: Mississippi Boom! How Good Public Policy Means We Have Overtaken Europe

Which economy is thriving more? Great Britain, Japan, France or Mississippi? The answer, of course, is Mississippi. In 2024, our state’s per capita output reached $53,872, surpassing Japan ($32,859), France ($47,954), and even Great Britain ($52,369).

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Coming Soon: A New Country Squire

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What is it About $8 Billion That Brings Out the Worst in Lawyers?

 Or The War of the Allens

"And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels", Revelation 12:7

What is it about $8 billion that brings out the worst in lawyers? A holy war has broken out between Ridgeland lawyer Allen Smith, Jr. and the Alabama behemoth law firm of Beasley Allen in federal court over Johnson & Johnson talcum powder litigation. The lawyers were partners in the fight against J&J but things went south after Beasley Allen accused the Ridgeland attorney of cutting a side deal because of financial distress. 

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Water Wars Continue in Federal Court

 Several apartment complexes are battling JXN Water in federal court this week over the payment of delinquent water bills.  WLBT reported: 

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Beef Stew

Fall is almost here and that means it's time to start cooking some soup.   Although he is retired, ZeroBear PolyBear left us his beef stew recipe in a downloadable format.    Enjoy. 

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Thursday, September 4, 2025

Thirty Years

 It's been thirty years since tv changed forever.  

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Back to Jail!

 Indicted Hattiesburg attorney Cory Ferreaz will be going back to jail after he failed to appear in Forrest County Circuit Court this morning.  

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Idiot of the Day

 Charging at the police is rarely a good idea.  Right. 

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Food Fight!

GOP calls video "creepy."  

The 2026 Mississippi Senatorial election took a nasty turn  after Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith's Democratic opponent, Scott Colom, posted a phony phone call with the Senator on social media last night.  The Mississippi Republican Party was not amused as it filed a complaint with the FBI today. 

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Rapping With the Attorney General

Empower Mississippi host Grant Callen sits down with Mississippi’s 40th Attorney General Lynn Fitch. A Holly Springs native, General Fitch has 35 years in public and private legal service, made history as the state’s first female Attorney General, and earned national recognition for her leadership. They discuss her roots, legal career, and pivotal role in Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization, the landmark Supreme Court case that overturned Roe v. Wade. She also shares insights on fighting human trafficking, protecting children online, preserving Title IX, and support for school choice. Additionally, we preview the upcoming Mississippi Women’s Summit and pose the question on many minds: Is a run for governor in her future? Tune in below. 

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Live From LSU

 Things got a little testy on campus earlier this week.

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Eubanks Creek Help is on the Way

 Jackson Mayor John Horhn issued the following statement. 

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Holly Springs Tries to Fight the Power

 The City of Holly Springs faces the music today before the Mississippi Public Service Commission.  The Commission's consultant, Silverpoint Consulting, found the Holly Springs Utility Department was woefully understaffed, underfunded, and operated by managers with no experience in electrical utilities. The Commission ordered Holly Springs officials to appear at a Show Cause hearing in New Albany this morning.    

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Wednesday, September 3, 2025

The Beauty of Bach

 Rick Beato recently took a break from commenting on modern music and fighting Youtube to indulge in a true love.  

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NAACP Blames Jackson Water Problems on State

 After striking out with the Biden EPA, the Jackson NAACP and other plaintiffs accuse the state of Mississippi of intentionally crippling Jackson's water/sewer system by depriving the City of Jackson of much-needed funding in a federal lawsuit.  

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The Cory Chronicles: Cory Catches a Break, Sort of

 Hattiesburg attorney Cory Ferraez managed to jump out of the frying pan but might be landing in the fire after a Perry County Chancellor withdrew his house arrest but referred his case to the Mississippi Bar last week.  Ferraez allegedly withheld funds from a settlement even though the Chancellor ordered him to deposit the funds with the Court.  

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Noah Family Wants Dangerous Highway Made Safer

Tragedy struck when MRA Senior Robert Noah was killed while driving down Highway 7 a year ago.  His family says his car drifted into the left lane and crashed into an oncoming vehicle, killing 74 year-old Lizzie Tucker.  The Noah family released this video asking for MDOT to put "rumble strips" in the middle of the road itself.  

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College Car Burglars Caught

 The Capitol Police issued the following statement. 

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Robert St. John: The Ninth Wave

ISLE OF MULL, SCOTLAND—There are meals, and then there are journeys disguised as meals. This one began with a boat across Loch Creran, forty minutes skimming dark Scottish waters, dodging seals and dolphins, before stepping onto the Isle of Mull. From there, an hour-long bus ride on a single-lane road toward the far edge of the island. By the time we arrived, we were certain of two things: we were far from anywhere, and we were about to experience something rare.

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And We Are Off to the Races, Senate Race, That is.

Sixteenth District Attorney Scott Colom announced he will run for U.S. Senate next year in the Democratic primary.  Republican Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith is up for re-election in November 2026. 

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Sid Salter: Agriculture Secretary Praises MSU's Ag Tech, Research During Campus Visit

The Washington headquarters of the U.S. Dept. of Agriculture is named in honor of a Mississippian born in the rural Tallahatchie County hamlet of Cascilla, Mississippi, in 1910. In 1995, Congress voted to name the USDA headquarters the “Jamie L. Whitten Building” in recognition of Whitten’s long tenure as chairman of the Agriculture Subcommittee of the House Appropriations Committee from 1949 to 1992.

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Tuesday, September 2, 2025

Idiot of the Day

 Check out what this Georgia State cornerback did before the Ole Miss game Saturday. 

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100 Pounds of Meth Seized

The Mississippi Bureau of Narcotis issued the following statement.



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Jackson & Oxford Crime Update

 JPD and the Capitol Police issued the following statements. 

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It's a New Day at JA

Update (9/4/2025): The pdf was removed as promised.  The action follows earlier JJ policy of posting information about students or juveniles on a temporary basis except for violent crimes.  Since there are so many comments that obviously took some time to write, the post itself will remain.  

Note: This post will be coming down in the next day or so.  The story is a legitimate one but in the age of Google, this post should not last forever as there are student-athletes involved.  

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Monday, September 1, 2025

Idiot of the Day

 What is it about Little League baseball that brings out the worst in people? 

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Retro Metro Strikes Out

 Retro Metro struck out in its attempt to enforce its Metrocenter lease against the City of Jackson at the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals August 7.  

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Use Your Delusion, III

 It's all a conspiracy, right. Posted on social media: 

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Nic-Who?

 Sometimes, ain't nobody coming to save you even when you are stuck on the wrong bus. Right. 

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Murder at Ridgewood Chevron

 JPD issued the following statement. 

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Sunday, August 31, 2025

Where is the Best Barbecue in the South?

 Matt Mitchell took a break from spoofing SEC football and took on a subject fraught with danger: Rating the best barbecue in the South.  Tis a subject Southerners hold dear to their hurts with the slightest of slights being considered fighting words.  One place from the Jackson metro area made the list.  Who is it? 

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Empower Mississippi Podcast: The Choice for School Choice is Now

With Speaker Jason White and Governor Tate Reeves signaling school choice as the top priority for the 2026 legislative session, momentum is building—but so is the opposition. On this episode of the Empower Mississippi podcast, host Grant Callen sits down with Mike Hurst, Chairman of the Mississippi Republican Party, for a deep dive into the heated debate surrounding school choice. Grant and Mike unpack the myths, address concerns such as constitutionality, the impact on public schools, and explore what’s at stake for Mississippi’s families and the future. Stick around to the end for some thoughts on the 2027 governor’s race, which is already in full swing.

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More Shootings (Updated)

JPD issued the following statements. 

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The Ever-Shriveling Society

"In this book (A Brave New World), he said that we would not have the government as our enemy. We would not have big brother as our enemy. Big Brother would have a smiling face and we would like him and it wouldn't be Big Brother watching you, it would be you watching Big Brother because you wanted to.  People would come to love their oppression. They would invite the thing that captures them and controls them and shrivels their life... Entertainment would be the most important thing in a society that's shriveling up" preached the late Dr. Frank Pollard in the 1997 posted below.  Freedom freely surrendered for slavery.  Enjoy the sermon.  

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Bill Crawford: Moody's Questions Legislature's Hybrid Plans for PERS

It sounded like good news for PERS.

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Saturday, August 30, 2025

Live From Camden

 Just another night of Friday night fights, er, make that Friday night football. 

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Farewell, Coach Corso

 Thanks for the memories and there are many of them.  You will be missed on Saturdays every fall. 

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Taking the Bloom off the Blossom

 JXN Water ratcheted up the pressure on the Blossom Apartments yesterday. 

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D.L. Gardner: Stop the War!

The world saw a lot of flash and sizzle inside Washington’s pomp and ceremony for a few days in August. The prospect of ending the brutal war was a miracle of worldwide proportions buried under years of twisted circumstances.

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Friday, August 29, 2025

Busted at the Border

It appears someone from Jackson got stupid at the border.  A true case of FAFO.   

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Woman Receives 1 Year in Car-Buying Scam

 The Justice Department issued the following statement. 

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As Katrina Killed

 This heartbreaking video from Hurricane Katrina says it all.  

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Going After Thieving Landlords

The Louisiana Legislature got serious this year about landlords who pocket the money their tenants pay for utility bills.  Will the boys at the Capitol do the same? 

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$4 Trillion and Counting

 No, we are not talking about the national debt or federal spending but what is happening in good ole Mississippi. 

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Shad White: An Update on Misspent Funds in Your Hometown

It seems like every day we read about politicians doing whatever they can to get more of your money and spend it on nonsense. That’s one reason why I love being State Auditor—it’s one of the only positions in government that can give money BACK to the taxpayers instead of taking it.

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Settled!

Update: JXN Water Receiver Ted Henifin said he reached a settlement with Tracewood Apartments.  Tracewood will enter into a twelve-month repayment plan.  Mr. Henifin said "Tracewood got more time while we got much more money."

There will be no showdown downtown in federal court today between Tracewood Apartments and JXN Water.  

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Double Murder Suspect Caught in Rankin County

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issue the following statement. 



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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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