Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Out of control

A road rage incident recently took place on I-55S by Crystal Springs.  Two vehicles apparently mistook the interstate for turn four at Bristol. Watch for yourself.

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Gluckstadt files petition to incorporate (UPDATED /map)

Filed today in Madison County Chancery Court:

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D.A. recommended no bill for DJP secretary

Note: This case has never been reported by Jerry Mitchell. 

An investigative file submitted as an exhibit in the Downtown Jackson Partners lawsuit provides more information on the organization's efforts to prosecute its former secretary. DJP sued Linda Brune for damages caused by her alleged embezzlement of over $43,000. However, Ms. Bruine is a witness in the trial of her former boss, Ben Allen, that is currently taking place in Hinds County Circuit Court. Mr. Allen was indicted on ten counts of embezzlement from DJP.

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MID helping victims at FEMA Disaster Recovery Center

Mississippi Commissioner of Insurance Mike Chaney issued the following press release:

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Rankin SO seizes a bunch of weed & meth

Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement:

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Monday, January 30, 2017

Fisher to head DPS

Governor Phil Bryant issued the following press release:

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Whither should the Arts Commission go?

Update: Dead (#1)

State Senator Lydia Chassaniol filed a bill that will place the Mississippi Arts Commission under the control of the Mississippi Development Authority.  To say this bill stirred up a hornet's nest is an understatement.  Social media has been afire with outrage as the arts community did not like this bill one bit.  Marshall Ramsey captured the zeitgeist in this cartoon:

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PERS ballots due in a week

Ballots for the election of two members to represent retirees on the PERS Board of Trustees are due on February 6.  The list of candidates is posted below.  The candidates range from retired teachers to finance directors.  Retirees should remember to vote early and often.

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Sunday, January 29, 2017

More Madison County madness?

It appears the song remains the same as Madison County supervisors continue to squabble. The subject of the latest scrum is the county road plan. It seems one Gerald Steen is determined to have his way. The Madison County Journal reported recently:

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Sunday Morning Sermon

The late Dr. Frank Pollard preaches on how to restart your life in this sermon. 

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Saturday, January 28, 2017

Nutjob of the day

Social media has indeed spawned some online monsters.  Check out this loon who wears a body camera, records the arguments he starts in public, and then posts them for all to see. 

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Court approves divorce between West Rankin & Jackson

Rankin County Chancellor John McLaurin upheld the MDEQ permit for the construction of a wastewater treatment facility to the West Rankin Utility Authority.  The city of Jackson was obviously not pleased and issued this statement:

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Emmitt Till accuser admits she lied

Is the truth finally coming out about the Emmitt Till case? The facts of the case are known to virtually every adult in Mississippi.  The woman who claimed young Till grabbed her and whistled at her recanted her accusations from over sixty years ago. Vanity Fair published a story about an author who managed to interview her in 2007.  The interview is part of a new book about the Till murder.  Vanity Fair reported: 

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Bill Crawford: Time to scrutinize admissions

USM cut out-of-state tuition by 40% "to reverse a 2,000-student enrollment dip by pricing a USM education below some public universities in nearby states," reported the Clarion-Ledger.

IHL data shows the average percentage of out-of-state students attending Mississippi public universities is 30%. The averages for each university are ASU 24%, DSU 17%, JSU 23%, MSU 34%, MUW 15%, MVSU 23%, UM 41%, USM 21%.

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Friday, January 27, 2017

Arrest warrant & default judgment revoked for Brune

 Madison County Court Judge Stacy O'Neal cancelled an arrest warrant for former Downtown Jackson Partners secretary Linda Brune. Judge O'Neal also set aside the default judgment that her predecessor awarded against Ms. Brune.  Downtown Jackson Partner sued Ms. Brune in Madison County Court to recover over $40,000 she allegedly embezzled. 

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Ewwwwwwwwwww.

The Clinton Police Department issued the following statement and mug shot.

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Happy Birthday to KIM Waaaaaaaaaaaaaade

It is the Radio Strongman's birthday today.  Wish him a Happy Birthday.  Doesn't look bad for 73 years old.  Here is a little something for a good Democrat like Mr. Wade:

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No comment.

Check out this WJTV report on the Wayne Parish indictment that was broadcast earlier this month. 

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Hood blasts Entergy over bill

Attorney General Jim Hood issued the following statement.

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Thursday, January 26, 2017

Bourbon Street Blues

Hurricane Katrina didn't destroy Bourbon Street but will Bourbon Street survive New Orleans Mayor Mitch Landrieu after he announced that he wants to make some changes to the Bourbon Street scene?  The New Orleans Morning Advocate reported:

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Gun dealer shot in home invasion

Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement.

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You were warned about this....

Say goodbye to $15/hr burger flippers and meet the new Big Mac ATM:

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Senate passes Blue Lives Matter bill

Leftenant Governor Tate Reeves issued the following statement.

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Human traffickers going to prison

Madison-Rankin District Attorney Michael Guest issued the following press release.

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Rankin Sheriff gets the Voodoo

Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following press release.

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Committee votes on "Rivers McGraw" bill today.

The tragic story of Rivers McGraw has been reported by the media over the last several months.   His mother is pushing a bill that will prevent minors under the age of 21 from posting bail when they are arrested for a DUI until a parent is notified.  Representative Andy Gipson introduced HB #1089 on behalf of Ms. McGraw.  WJTV reported:

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Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Education for Trump

This video is pretty funny if you are into satire.

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The Taxman cometh

Local UPS drivers are going to hate life for the next few days.  The Mississippi Department of Revenue issued the following statement:

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Armed & dangerous

Crimestoppers issued the following bulletin and picture. 

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Ike Brown's team loses

The Public Interest Legal Foundation issued the following press release.

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Rick Cleveland: The game is a'changing

So much about professional football has changed and evolved since this writer first began to watch in the late 1950s and early 1960s.

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Tuesday, January 24, 2017

JPD gets 'em.

There was a strong-arm robbery on Myrtle Street (in Belhaven) this afternoon.  Two black males robbed two Hispanic men who were working on a construction project.  One hoodlum pistol-whipped one of the victims in the back of the head.  JPD caught the men a short distance away.  The two suspects are now in custody. They were carrying fishing poles when they robbed the two men.   Good job, JPD>  

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Fisher will run for re-election


Clinton Mayor Phil Fisher issued the following statement.

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Bedwetter alert.

Coming soon to a Starbucks near you!!!

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The Dee is done

The Clinton Police Department issued the following statement and mug shot.

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MID sets up mobile disaster assistance center

The Mississippi Insurance Department issued the following bulletin on disaster assistance for Pine Belt storm victims.

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Teen accused of killing stepfather

JPD issued the following statement.

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Special Needs scholly lottery on Jan. 31

The Mississippi Department of Education issued the following press release.

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Monday, January 23, 2017

Feathering the retirement nests

The President of the Mississippi Bar sponsored a bill to help the judges and justices of the Mississippi Court of Appeals and Supreme Court feather their retirement nests.  State Senator and Bar President Briggs Hopson introduced SB #2908. Copy of bill. The bill states:

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December 15 can't get here soon enough


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Downtown Jackson Partners reauthorized

Downtown Jackson Partners issued the following press release.

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JJ readers: Don't tax the internet.

JJ conducted a poll last week that asked if you thought the legislature should pass an "Amazon tax" bill.  The results weren't even close: Don't even think about it.  See for yourself.

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Sunday, January 22, 2017

Bedwetter alert!!!

This woman took the inauguration of President Trump way too seriously.

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Gorman family speaks out on "training accident"

Note: This story was broadcast a year ago but JJ thought it was worth posting on the second anniversary of Mr. Gorman's death.

WLBT interviewed the family of the late John Gorman.  Mr. Gorman was a Gaming Commission Special Agent who was killed two years ago yesterday when an instructor shot him in the chest during a training exercise.  No one has been charged in the death.  Instructor Robert Sharp claimed he thought his Glock was unloaded when he fired the weapon in an exercise that was supposed to only use "dummy" weapons.  Watch the interview below.

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It's Sunday morning

If you can't make it to church, JJ will bring church to you.  JJ presents this sermon by the late Dr. Frank Pollard of First Baptist Church in Jackson.

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Saturday, January 21, 2017

Insurance Commish offers help to storm victims

Insurance Commissioner Mike Chaney issued the following statement.

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Why we can't have nice things, Part ____.

Thieves are getting more and more bold.  A thief, or thieves, broke into the Lakeland Courthouse, oops, I meant the University of Mississippi Wellness Center on Lakeland Drive in Flowood, Mississippi, by cutting through the bubble that covers the pool and then removing all but two tv's from the cardio exercise room.  See for yourself.

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Renaissance robber hit with more charges

The Madison and Ridgeland Police Departments issued the following statements:

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Bill Crawford: Ponder the Primaries

Meridian Republican Representative Steve Horne has introduced House Bill 305 to abolish party primaries for state and local elections.

Meridian Republican Representative Greg Snowden has introduced House Bill 496 to require party primaries for state and local judicial elections.

Hmmm.

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Friday, January 20, 2017

Sheriff lawsuit updated to include more allegations. Barnes joins lawsuit.

A Lieutenant at the Hinds County Sheriff's Office joined a sexual harassment lawsuit against Sheriff Victor Mason today.  Former Hinds County Chief Deputy Cheryl Matory and Tomeca Barnes filed an amended complaint against Sheriff Victor Mason for today in U.S. District Court.  Cheryl Matory filed her original complaint last month.  Matory made several allegations that were salacious in nature as she accused Sheriff Mason of channeling his inner Bill Clinton by trying to use her to arrange sexual encounters with another employee.  The amended complaint states:

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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