Monday, October 12, 2015

Soros drops nearly $400,000 in Mississippi and $56,433 to support Hinds DA.

Robert Shuler Smith should change his name to Robert Shuler Soros.  George Soros threw $382,000 into a PAC that spent $56,433 to support the Hinds County District Attorney in the August 4 primary.    George Soros is the sole donor for the Mississippi Safety & Justice PAC.  The PAC spent $147,254 in only two races and has $177,388 cash on hand. 

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Sunday, October 11, 2015

Prisoner dies in holding facility

JPD discovered a man dead in a holding cell this morning at approximately 6:00 AM.  JPD Chief Lee Vance announced the death of Jamal Ballard at a press conference today while flanked by Mayor Tony Yarber and other city officials. The Mississippi Bureau of Investigation will investigate his death.  Ballard was 29 years old.

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Bert is taking it easy.

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Water breaks out across the city

The city of Jackson issued the following statement:

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Saturday, October 10, 2015

Belhaven carjacker arrested

JPD issued the following statement:

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Bert Case update

Here is the latest update Berrrrrrrrrrrt Case.

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Oops!

Hate it when this happens.

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Friday, October 9, 2015

You can't make this up: spoiled brat edition.

The wimpification of America continues.  A third-grader holds an entire school hostage in San Francisco. KCBS (SF) reported:

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Boat ramps closing on the Rez

The Pearl River Valley Water Supply District issued the following statement:

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State Auditor: PERS selected Madison for audit.



State Auditor Stacey Pickering issued the following press release:

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Bert Case update.

Time to work on the pipes.

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And Julep's goes to Chapter 7 as well.

Bankruptcy Trustee Henry Hobbs, Jr. asked the U.S. Bankruptcy Court to convert the bankruptcy petition for Bella Maria, LLC from Chapter 11 to Chapter 7.  Bella Maria, LLC is the corporate name for the now-defunct Julep's Restaurant.  Julep's closed Sunday night. 

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Thursday, October 8, 2015

Cherokee files bankruptcy petition

The owner of the Cherokee Inn threw in the towel and filed a chapter 7 bankruptcy petition on September 23. BMI sued Hayes McMillan and his restaurant last year over alleged copyright violations. Mr. McMillan closed the Cherokee in May but that did not satisfy BMI. BMI hounded the Cherokee in court after it closed for damages related to the playing of several songs by a cover band without BMI's consent. Earlier post with copy of lawsuit and more information on BMI lawsuit.

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MDA on Kior: "We have the ability to make them make full payment on that loan"

$70 million in Kior loan money turns into $600,000 for Mississippi.  The Republicans made hay out of the beef plant fiasco, now it is their turn to take some lumps although both Democrats and Republicans overwhelmingly voted for the Kior project.  It is now time to look at what MDA had to say about the project while it was merely a proposal instead of a failure.  Amy McCullough reported in a 2011 Mississippi Business Journal article:

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Jackson airport pays nearly a million dollars per year to lawyers.

Attorneys have billed over $3.4 million to the Jackson Municipal Airport Authority since 2012.  JJ obtained the monthly billings through public records requests and reviewing claims dockets.  The years have been good to law firms that represented JMAA.  The overall budget for JMAA in 2014 was only $17.8 million.  The billings are:

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Bert Case update

Here is the latest update on Berrrrrrrrrrrt's condition:

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Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Come out and meet Chris Walker

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Rick Cleveland: Greatest baseball player in Mississippi history



This was 53 years and several months ago at the old Mississippi Southern College baseball field just off Highway 49 in Hattiesburg. Delta State College was about to play MSC in baseball. I was 9.

My dad was on the field talking to a tall, broad-shouldered man in a gray flannel uniform with a green cap. Dad waved me out onto the field.

“Rickey,” my daddy said, “I want you to meet the greatest baseball player in Mississippi history. This is Coach Boo Ferriss.”

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Supes to Stamps: You changed 'em, you fix 'em.

The Hinds County Board of Supervisors told Jackson City Councilman Dekeither Stamps that he needed to take his complaints about precinct changes to the Jackson City Council.  Mr. Stamps charged two weeks ago at a Jackson City Council meeting that the Hinds County Election Commission was moving and closing precincts.  The Hinds County Election Commission recently proposed moving eleven voting precincts.  Gone was the bombast and aggressive manner as a much more subdued councilman appeared before the supervisors Monday as they explained to him that it was the city who changed the precincts when they originally served both the county and city.

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Clinton arrests Walmart robbery suspects (Updated)

10:20 update:  Clinton Police arrested Ashton White last night at an apartment complex off Savannah Street in South Jackson. White had been wanted in connection to three home burglaries in Clinton.

The Clinton Police Department announced the following arrests and seeks the public's help in finding a suspect:

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Bert sits up.

Berrrrrrrrrrrrt Case actually sat up yesterday and made it to a wheelchair although he was not able to drag race down the floor. Not quite there yet. Here is the latest update:

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Tuesday, October 6, 2015

PEACE!!! (Video)

The city of Jackson and the Mississippi Fair Commission settled their dispute over security for the Mississippi State Fair today in Hinds County Chancery Court.  The two sides negotiated for over four hours today.  The two sides emerged with Chancellor Denise Owens at 1:15 and announced the crisis was averted.  Jackson will provide ten JPD officers while the Fair Commission will pay for another ten JPD officers as well.  The Fair Commission and Jackson will seek funding from the legislature in the upcoming session for security at the 2016 Mississippi State Fair, Dixie National Rodeo, and other state events. The Chancellor thanked them for working towards the agreement and she appreciated it as a "fairgoer". 

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Highland Village manager says more changes are coming

Highland Village manager Masa Liles addressed the LeFleur East forum two weeks ago to discuss the changes taking place at Highland Village.  She said high-end retailers would be coming to the shopping center and that while "change is hard" but change can be good as well.  She said Highland Village is a "one of a kind" shopping center. 

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Sheriff Greg Waggoner supports Mike Hurst for AG



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Bert Case update

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Kior alchemy turns $70 million into $600,000

Kior really did engage in alchemy, just not the type promised by the Mississippi Development Authority.    WTVA reported that the state will get less than one million dollars for the sale of the equipment:

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Monday, October 5, 2015

Bloom County

When we last left our hero Opus, he had finally found his winning wedge issue: two spaces after a period.  However, things never go as intended in Bloom County .

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Kior sold but how much money did Mississippi get back for its $75 million?

 Update: MDA provided this statement to JJ: "Until the receivership proceedings in Lowndes County Chancery Court are completed, Mississippi Development Authority is unable to comment."

The Columbus Dispatch scooped everyone and reported that the Kior plant finally sold:

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West Rankin fires back at Jackson

The West Rankin Utility Authority asked a Hinds County Court to throw out Jackson's notice of appeal.  Jackson filed a notice that it intended to sue the Mississippi Department of Environmental Quality and West Rankin after DEQ awarded a permit to construct a wastewater treatment facility to West Rankin last month.

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Protestors demand right to piss at convenience stores

You.Can't.Make.This.Up. A group of protesters demanded public bathrooms at convenience stores yesterday as Councilman DeKeither Stamps debuted in his new starring role as Stokes Junior. WLBT reported:

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Bert Case update

Not yet time for the Recovery Tour but Berrrrrrrt Case is hanging in there:

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Sunday, October 4, 2015

Farewell to Julep

Julep Restaurant and Bar shut its doors tonight.  It is sad to see this establishment became a casualty on the restaurant battlefield.  The food was good.  Brad the Bartender gave great service.  The fried green tomatoes, the hamburger, the sweet potato fries, the food was just plain good.   It had a great location.  However, the restaurant filed for bankruptcy in May and was apparently unable to survive.

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Coaches change tackling as they tackle the new rules.

Action and reaction, such is the nature of warfare.  The NFL and NCAA are changing the nature of football as they pass more rules favoring offense, limiting defense, and targeting targeting.  Oddly enough, football coaches are borrowing a few ideas from rugby and Australian rules football as they seek to help defenses regain their edge.  It is no coincidence that the rise of Seattle and Ohio State to championship status began when they imported the different style of tackling.  The Wall Street Journal published a thorough article on the "new" style of tackling:

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Bert Case update

Here is the latest update on Berrrrrrrrrrrt:

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Helicopter parenting or helicopter destruction?

Are we raising a generation of kids that are spoiled brats or simply and literally nurtured to death? Dr. Peter Gray, Professor of Psychology at Boston College, posits in Psychology Today that helicopter parenting is ruining kids and leaving them unprepared for life.  Students seek mental help for the most trivial of matters and are unprepared to accept responsibility for their own failures in the classroom.  Dr. Gray writes:

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Saturday, October 3, 2015

Bert Case update

Berrrrrrrrrrrrt is still hanging in there.  Here is the latest update.

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Nice

Local artists displayed their work of social commentary at Fondren Park last night:

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Friday, October 2, 2015

Cindy Hyde-Smith sues JPD

The Mississippi Fair Commission sued the Jackson Police Department in Hinds County Chancery Court this afternoon.  The Fair Commission asked Chancellor Denise Owens to order JPD to provide police protection outside the fairgrounds that are in downtown Jackson.  A hearing will be held Tuesday at 9:00 AM.  The Fair Commission argues:

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Mayhem at Maywood

This message was posted on a neighborhood bulletin board today. JJ confirmed its authenticity with the author.

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Stamps goes after Connie Cochran

Jackson City Councilman DeKeither Stamps attacked Hinds County Election Commissioner Connie Cochran last week during a meeting of the city council.  The race card was played and Stokes could not resist jumping in to help his colleague play it.  The Hinds County Election Commission is changing some precincts.  Some precincts do not comply with the Americans With Disabilities Act.  Some of the polling places have notified the county that they do not want to continue to be used for elections.  Then there are the fire stations.  The Election Commission has been trying to move polling places away from the fire stations because there is no air-conditioning, no heat, and little parking.  A miserable experience for everyone concerned.  Doesn't matter.  It was the 1960's all over again at the Jackson City Council.  Watch for yourself:

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Update on Bert

Here is the latest update on Berrrrrrrrrrt Case:

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How can smaller cities compete?

The Baton Rouge Business Report examined the challenges facing the Baton Rouge area in an excellent article published this week.  The city has lost several corporations such as Amedysis, the Shaw Group, and Albermarle. BRBR asks whether cities such as Baton Rouge can even compete against "first-tier" cities. Keep in mind the city has a major university downtown and an major airport that is one hour away.    This article should be required reading for all business and political leaders in the Jackson metro area. Some excerpts:

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Thursday, October 1, 2015

Victim of racism? We report, you decide.

The New York Post reports:

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The scam that is Ashley Madison

The Daily Mail (UK) showed further proof that Ashley Madison is nothing more than an online scam as well as a lesson to Nigerians in how to scam the internet. The newspaper reported:

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Madison PD arrest man for enticement of a child

The Madison Police Department issued the following press release:

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The King is dead, Long live the King.

It seems the more things change in Madison County, the more they stay the same.  The Madison County Journal reported today:

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Governor Phil Bryant supports education



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Bert Case update

The long slog towards recovery continues.  Here is the latest update on Berrrrrrrrrrrt's condition:

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Socrates defends minority set-aside contracts

Socrates Garrett defended minority set-aside contracts in this Youtube video.  The video was recorded at a business development conference.

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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