Thursday, October 15, 2026

Disbarred!

 Former Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba is permanently barred from the practice of law. 


20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Anonymous said...

Oops, there goes his means to earn a living. Is he still living in the gated community?

Anonymous said...

He sure pulled a number on Jackson.

Anonymous said...

I wish we could also bar him from making millions on the future inevitable speaking career he will gain from this. Every University and Democrat conference will host him, seek his guidance on how to lead and make a city great, and treat him like a king for surviving the oppression he faced in Mississippi.
Facts are not a factor when the Emperor's new clothes are so impressive.

Krusatyr said...

I will celebrate his imprisonment. Among other sour memories of this scoundrel, are his false, slanderous, defamatory pronouncements from the steps of City Hall against Stokes and Foote as being bribed merely for voting the same way a few times; and Lumumba's hiding in a coat closet to avoid the Pledge of Allegiance.

Anonymous said...

Nope, he'll become a professional Community Organizer and continue the grift. In today's Clownworld, he's Presidential material.

Anonymous said...



It's a transformative justice kind of day for the guilty plea taking felon former mayor Chokwe A. Lumumba as he is at the intersection of criminal and electoral justice.

Even if it's not exactly how he planned it all would go.

Heading behind bars and disbarred too!

A big shoutout to Sister R as well on this special day!

Anonymous said...

Is grifting illegal without being a member of the bar?

Anonymous said...

Thankfully, Little Lord Fauntleroy's reign is over, he had the right last name and correct skin color so the citizens of Jackson gave him their blessings, sadly, he showed his complete lack of morals.

Anonymous said...

Ha! And he has to pay the cost of the disbarment proceeding! Sweet!

Anonymous said...

A big shoutout to Sister R as well on this special day!

Who is late paying her property taxes again.

Anonymous said...

This guy really screwed the city of Jackson. Sista Ru where y’at?

Anonymous said...

He lacked way, way beyond morals. Right?

Anonymous said...

Could he ever practice law in another state?

Anonymous said...

October 15, 2026 at 12:41 PM
He ain't going pay nothing What they going to? Put me in jail.

Anonymous said...

thank the feds for once again flushing the toilet that is mississippi.

Anonymous said...

The final nail in the Lumumba family coffin. Its legacy officially destroyed. The name will forever be associated with political crime.

Anonymous said...

Reply to October 15, 2026 at 12:47 PM
The fruit of the father doesn't fall far the tree. i.e, Son & Daughter Make daddy proud now.

Anonymous said...

The Mauve Mayoritorial Mansion is on a gated cul-de-sac, 11:42. I believe that the wall was made two cmu blocks higher (which would require a variance) just before the distinguished, cashmere-clad personage took up residence there. This was back when he was dressing well, and looked pretty good. Then, of course, he went to that training event at Harvard - after which, he started to dress and look and act rather funky.

One assumes that some sort of "management", at that point, had come to "manage" his image. I can think of a 'Nashville Royalty' family, who lived for a while, in Madison, before ascending to the Piedmont Atlantic region. They came under the influence of "management". The family got "managed" down from hosting CMU Awards, to playing half-empty school auditoriums.

Both the Mauve Mayoritorial Mansion and the cul-de-sac's wall, by the way, were designed by a former Jackson architect, who's now of the Architectural Digest/Palm Beach billionaires-only variety (and informed ME, thirty years ago, that he "doesn't do subdivisions, anymore", and so couldn't do the one I was financing - about the same time he called Kristie Ebbers a "country girl"). So, it was with boundless glee, that I received the news that "some redneck heifer" at Northbay, was seeking to DOWNSIZE (& ruin) that subdivision's ambitiously-scaled entry lanterns - calling-around, to his former employees (looking for the manufacturer, so she could order a SMALLER SIZE!!!!!: the metro's whole northeast quadrant was laughing about that one) - since his office managers wouldn't talk to her. Northbay (and its most spectacular home - a waterside Cajun/Creole Compound, in 'Crawfish Coral' stucco) having been one of his first works...

The moral of all this being that we need to recognize when we've got a good thing, and not fuck-it-up.

Anonymous said...

And every member of the Taliaferro family back in Detroit, Michigan, can be heard thanking their gods that Edwin Finley Taliaferro chose to change his name to Chokwe Lumumba.


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