Wednesday, August 13, 2025

'Murica!

 What happens when some Limeys meet some Rednecks?  

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a great clip!

Anonymous said...

I can’t believe you hayseeds fall for this fake shit. This guy is a travel vlogger. This wasn’t random or spontaneous. It is called content creation.

Anonymous said...

The world needs more of this. And these people.

Anonymous said...

What fool handed them a gun. Zero training. Fingers on the trigger. The woman shot the pistol than moved her arm around with zero knowledge about how easily she could have shot somebody. Must be the Titos.

Speed boats, warm piss in warm water, firearms, rope swings, backwards ball caps and Handmade Vodka don't typically go well together.

always alice said...

Remind them alligators live in the water that they are swimming in!

Anonymous said...

You know what, come to think of it we are pretty damn special.

Anonymous said...

Perfect musical accompaniment

Anonymous said...

We truly do not appreciate how great we have it in the U.S. Sometimes it takes people from other countries that visit here to point it out.

Anonymous said...

Cool video, thanks for sharing

Anonymous said...

Unlike most of his countrymen, he doesn't think we are knuckle draggers for voting for Trump. All the while his countrymen are descending into a knuckle dragging state.

Anonymous said...

Refreshing!

Anonymous said...

This is a Tito's ad...

But effective!

Anonymous said...

What a wonderful clip!!!! Fake or not.

Anonymous said...

I believe this to be real. Why? Because I'm from MS and this is how we treat people.

Anonymous said...

Y'all should find the guys from across the pond who spent some time in South Louisiana. They had a ball! This is what true freedom loving Americans want. To have fun and keep the Karens & politicians out of our business with all of their rules and regulations.

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately nothing is real anymore.

Anonymous said...

The Brits are not our friend. The UK ambassador to our great country in 2019 said, QUOTE - "Donald Trump is a DANGER to the world."

These people are NOT our friends. ISLAM worshipping, WOKE bambis who have not won a war in over 100 years without the help of America.

We should not be letting these turncoats drink our vodka, ride in our boats and breathe our air. ALLAGATOR ALCATRAZ is the ultimate fate for these "folks."

https://www.irishstar.com/news/us-news/british-ambassadors-savage-4-words-34658979

Anonymous said...

Where was this?

Anonymous said...

@10:44 AM I suggest you read up on the Falklands War.

Anonymous said...

That exocet missile found its mark.

Anonymous said...

Please......everyone knows you DIM-O-KRATS are puss*es, no need to reinforce it!

Anonymous said...

"Check out this great video of people getting along and having a good time in Mississippi!"

Someone inevitably: "That's bullshit and fake and sucks!"

I feel really sorry for people who see everything in such a jaded manner.

Anonymous said...

We call this good clean fun!

Anonymous said...

I feel more sorry for people who are as susceptible to viral advertising and propaganda, as you are.

I do agree that it I an entertaining bit of video. But it is not organic. I twas created by a team of PR writers and focus group-driven advertising execs.

Anonymous said...

The only thing that would have made it more real would have been Bert Case on a Pontoon interviewing them Limeys.

Anonymous said...

Cool video but you know it's staged when nary one of them billies got into a fist fight.

Anonymous said...

You're confused, 10:44. The Brits' GOVERNMENT is not our friend. Actual, real Brits LOVE US. And we love THEM, right back.

Great Britain (as well as most of the rest of Western Europe) has been BOUGHT-OUT-FROM-UNDER its native peoples. There is no real freedom of speech. Their elections are jokes. They're in big trouble - as in planned genocide-by-attrition.

Donald Trump has basically said that those ruling Europe, right now, are worse than the government of Russia. And respected analysts (respected by Moderates and Conservatives, that is) concur with Donald.

What British media and politicians IMPOSE UPON the populace, does NOT reflect real Brits' real feelings or desires.

By the way, Meryl Nass, on Substack, has recently highlighted what's happening in Denmark. It's SCARY. (Nass, Coffee & Covid, and Jackson Jambalaya, by the way, are where I get my daily news. ) We no longer bother watching Legacy Media's Nightly Lies.


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