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Trollfest '09
Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
46 comments:
Will it be a candlelight meeting?
They can't even get the state abbreviations correct. If they aren't smart enough to do that, what else are they not too smart about?
Transparency as in hiding EPA warnings? That man is a JOKE!
Jackson, Michigan? Wow….
If I don’t know better, I’d think this was an article from The Onion or Babylon Bee
That's a joke, right?
Ironic how these organizations don't conduct any due diligence to determine whether or not a given speaker has any real world experience actually delivering results. Here they are featuring an individual who is arguably one of the worst Mayors in Mississippi's history, regardless of municipality, and then asking him to discuss compliance and transparency where he has, at best, earned a letter grade of 'F' during his many years in office. Chokwe Antar Lumumba is a total failure.
The program cites "US Top Cities Mayoral" guests.
Should somebody send a note to these folks advising them that Chokwe represents the USA's leader in per capita homicides. Just as a program footnote, maybe.
I know Choc reads this blog, so I'd like to remind him that luggage coming and going is inspected for contraband.
Transparency? That's funny. Compliance? That's hysterical. Does Puerto Rico know anything about Chalklines??
His junket includes a tour of the Bacardi factory.
certainly he knows that the US can extradict from Puerto Rico. He should have taken an invitation to somewhere like the Malvadies or Vanautu
I figured he’d be out of town Monday.
Glad he’s going to a conference on Ethics, Transparency, and Compliance. It’s about time.
The grifter mayor goes on another tour.
I understand Adrian Perkins lost his last election due to five DUI tickets that Shreveport police covered up.
D-list junket.
Hmmm, Jackson, MI... Is he running a Michigan town into the ground too? This conference seems like a clown show on all fronts.
August 16, 2024 at 9:02 AM
He should be in the audience not behind a podium.
ill tell you exactly what he is doing there.
in 2015, in the waning days of obamas 2nd term the us congress passed a law called PROMESA which was a custom made law just to allow pourta rico to file what amounted to a chapter 7 BANKRUPTCY, liquidation and discharge about 80 billion, yes thats billion with a B, dollars . none of the 80 billion will be paid back.
pourta rico is a US territory and is a bigger welfare basket case than the mississippi delta
benny thompson would love it there. Lumumba is there to have the pourta ricans show him how to do the same thing to his little socialist utopia called jackson ms.
never herd of this? well , It was kept real quiet. dont take my word for it........look it up on wiki.
the united states congress then turned around and tried to do the exact same for the US VIRGIN ISLAND who owed about 2 billion , but thank god trump managed to stop that once he took office in 2016. the corruption in those two territorial government is beyond belief , but hey, lumumba wants to learn from the best.
So how much will this shit cost us?
I can't decide if this "expo" reeks more of corruption or communism.
Given that it's the height of hurricane season, it's probably one of the cheapest places he could go. You'd have to pay me big money to travel to the island in late August.
Hey Kingfish, how's Lamumbaflapalips going to survive a trip like this without his phone? Did the Feds give it back to him? I've been hoping for some juicy nuggets to be discovered.
Hey let Michigan have him
grifter extraordinaire
could an arrest and passport grab intervene?
How is His Incompetency qualified to speak, especially on these topics? H. R. Puf’n’stuff had more success than him. Heck, even Mayor McCheese caught the Hamburgler sometimes. Chalklines only fails and whines.
I lived in Puerto Rico for a year and nothing down there would surprise me. With the corruption, millions of dollars lost, horrible work force the mayor of Jackson should be welcome and looked up to.
What the hell???
How can it be Labumbla made it through a minute and 28 seconds of gumbumping without inserting an upspeak “right?” at the conclusion of every other sentence?
Buh-bye. Don’t hurry home.
Fun fact: The Michigan State Penitentiary is in Jackson, Michigan.
Would love to see the Mayor’s travel expenses during his 2 terms as Mayor. Seems he’s on out of town junkets more than in town!
I wonder if baby Chock talks to mayor Tiffany Henyard. I would pay to listen to a conversation. Especially when they start talking about how great they are.
this is where he spends the tax payer funds that should be going to things like lawn care at the cemetery
IT'S A TRAP!
Wasn't PR beat up by hurricane?
Has the mayor ever brought back one idea from these conferences that has helped Jackson? Name one.
700,000 just lost power in PR after Ernesto. Perhaps Lil Choke's wastrel junket will be canceled.
Henyard is his doppelganger in boutique clothing.
Puerto Rico? Well it’s similar to Jackson, crappy roads, lights/traffic lights don’t work, high crime and murder numbers, corruption of police and local government officials. But Entergy is definitely better than MiLuma.
Speaking of Chowke, Mr. Stokes says the rumour is that Chowke, Jody, and Aaron Banks are fixin' to get indicted. Maybe Chowke will get arrested at the "convention."
Carcel
Will he duck out when any National Anthem is played?
@10: 34 One poster apparently think he or she needs a passport to enter Puerto Rico. That is worse than not knowing Mississippi from Michigan. Otherwise, this meeting certainly sounds surreal.
WTF does Lord Farquad know about ethics, transparency, and compliance?
PLEASE just fix the damn traffic signals.
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