Jackson Jambalaya

Well if you want to immortalize Ted's bad acting I have an original Million Dollar Man action figure still in original unopened package. Got it as gag gift in 80s and threw it in drawer to be recently found.

More like the million dollar asshole.

The poors are the way they are because they are either lazy, stupid, or both. Their ancestors were lazy and stupid so they didn’t build any generational wealth. This isn’t about race either. Plenty of generational wealth among all races. It takes brains and self control. Most poors lack self control and end up in debt.

That's 7:39 of time I will never get back.

Who was this cretin?

And who is "Jesse" who was commenting? Ventura? As an ex-Minnesotan I can guarantee you that he was a waste of oxygen too.

When our kids were in Jr. High, the rumor circulated across Clinton that Ted, who lived in Woodmore back then, gave out $5.00 bills to Trick-or-treaters the previous Halloween. Our kids begged for us to drive them across town to go to Ted's (The million-dollar man's) house. We did not, but the next day, half the kids in their class were sad that all they got was a smallish piece of candy, as Ted's wife tried to cope with hundreds of kids who did not live in Woodmore showing up at their house.

Another time, the wife and I were at the Movie theatre behind Northpark Mall to see some movie. The line was very long, and I noticed Ted in line a few folks in front of us. At that time, he was in his bad-boy personality in Pro-Wrasslin and I lost all faith in the sport when the "Meanest Man in Wrasslin" purchased tickets to take his wife and kids to see "The Littlest Mermaid"

Back in those days, I was flying for business a lot. Many times, Ted and I got on a Delta flight leaving Jackson early in the morning. Some times I would ask his where he was wrestling that day. Got to where he would see me and say something like "On the road again?" He seemed like a nice guy.

Nice guys get arrested for theft and fraud sometimes.

Nice guys turn out to be wife beaters and chimos sometimes.

Sometimes the nice guys go to prison.

FAFO.

Todd Mardis.

I grew up in Clinton. I worked at a mechanic shop near where he lived. He had a early 80's F-150 that was a standard shift (on the column). He bought it for his son I think. He brought it in and I figured out it needed several parts on the column for the shift mechanism. It was going to be around $75 worth of parts and same on labor. It would hang up between gears from time to time and you would have to raise the hood and shift it back to netural to get going again. A common problem with these shifters. He told the boss he would keep getting out and clearing it from time to time before he would spend $150. He came and picked it up. We had a bill for $20 for checking it out and gettting a parts list togther and such. I was making $10 and hour cash then (I was 18). He refused to pay and the boss let him take it. I had an hour tied up in it.
I know his whole show was just that but he lived in a $250k house (1987) and stuck me with nothing. At least we laughed about him for a while so it was worth $10. His kid getting hammered was also good karma.