Monday, March 11, 2024

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 Well, well, well, check out what our favorite ex-trooper posted on social media. Obviously it's a joke.  Right?



37 comments:

Anonymous said...

We all know it's not a joke.
We all also know most of us guys would hire her, too.
Just spittin' facts.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha. Definitely a joke. I've seen her in shorts mowing the yard, nothing special and certainly not worth a hundred bucks an hour.

Anonymous said...

This is great for any law school or future employment aspirations. Maybe we are a few posts away from her dropping an OF link.

Anonymous said...

There's definitely nothing special about the woman. She's maybe a 6 out of 10. A classic narcissist is all she is.

Anonymous said...

I would not want to see her in a bikini even if she was paying me.

Anonymous said...

Don't have a pole in the yard, don't need a pole cat. Lot Lizard might pay 50/hr, does she like truckers?

Anonymous said...

At least we are sure the OF would pay bigly!

Does she really want to be stepping in all that dog poo mowing yards? IYKYK!

Anonymous said...

You would think her lawyers told her to cut this out !

Anonymous said...

Even Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder, and Ronnie Millsap can see her mental issues!!

Anonymous said...

whats the name of the gun store that she owns in rankin county?

Anonymous said...

Poor ol' gal can't equate cost with value.

I'd say maybe $ 20.00 an hour, plus an additional $ 5.00 if she'll do the edging and blow off the driveway.

One stipulation. She has to keep her mouth shut.

$$$$ said...

I need to know if any of the said "activities" will be video recorded?

Anonymous said...

The woman is a flaming narcissist with an insatiable appetite for attention and admiration. She does and says provocative things to get her narcissistic supply. I'm glad she is no longer in law enforcement.

Anonymous said...

Such a great role model for young women.
Good way to not only ruin your name, but your non-profit's as well.
This chick needs a psych eval and a 72 hr hold.

Anonymous said...

Kingfish bloggers can't handle a strong woman!
I'd love the attention she's getting just like Taylor Swift.
And to top it off if you were her boyfriend you'd get a big discount on a HUGH gun. Wink. Wink.

Anonymous said...

and still no comment from the peanut gallery about the standing order for every trooper assigned to the governor to keep a bottle of bourbon in their vehicle at all times.

Yet the sexual-purity police are out in force.

I guess that's just easier.

Anonymous said...

Will she be riding or pushing? I’ll pay the $100 if I can hire her to mow in front of the Mississippi Highway Patrol Headquarters Building! I’m sure the brass will be peering out the windows.

I can hear the brass saying, “ look what we have created” Not we, you”.

Let’s all start thinking with the head between the ears!

Governor, I know you’re proud of your Top Brass!

SMH

Anonymous said...

I'm old, but I still remember what our high school football coaches told us sixty years ago about girls like that. And the 8mm health dept film scared me bigly.

Anonymous said...

12:24
She craves thousands of admirers, not a BF or GF.

Anonymous said...

@1:20 - Couldn't get any lawn jobs lined up today????

Anonymous said...

@ 1:20 Do you really equate troopers having a bottle of wiskey available anywhere near what this crazy woman has done?

Anonymous said...

Our government will not stand for her undercutting the illegals with her mowing business. I would rather pay her than pay people who waded the river to come here and mow lawns.

Anonymous said...

2:15, I think a head of state with a drinking problem so severe that he must have a bottle in any vehicle in which he might travel is far more serious that what this woman is doing, keeping in mind that she has not been criminally-charged.

If she is charged with a crime, then my calculus may change.

1:20

You can't handle the truth, Ivana. said...

She has this on multiple social media accounts. She also put a post up yesterday about her birthday begging for money. Sadly, she is not kidding as much as she may see she is.

You can't handle the truth, Ivana. said...

12:23 I am a licensed therapist for real, and I agree 100%. Thing is, everything I would diagnosis her with does not a cure unless you go through years of Behavior Management Therapy and we all know she will not do that. She thinks she has done nothing wrong. She lied to me and actually thought I would believe her when she said there is no video tape. Hello! You said it in response to the TRO.

Anonymous said...

@5:02 She has no shame and getting used to easy money.

Anonymous said...

March 11 1:30 PM -- excellent comment.

Anonymous said...

The AG’s office raided her store a week ago. If I were her attorney I’d quit.

Anonymous said...

@10:23 I'm sure her lawyers have attempted to tell her to cut this crap out but we all see there's no controlling this attention craving individual. It's obvious she needs money but she's to blind to think those of us who are normal can see through her.

Anonymous said...

Who supplies the lawn mower: her or me? Asking for a friend….

I pay close to that already for the lawn guy to do it with his clothes on.

Anonymous said...

4:15, I agree. But remember: Mississippi is a state which, during the "Pandemic", closed-down the churches, and closed-down the gyms, but kept the liquor stores open - and heroically tweaked laws, to allow pre-mixed drinks for hotel rooms, so that nobody quarantining before crossing state lines, would suffer the horrors of a sober hotel stay. And the way Mississippi's TV news was crowing about those canned cocktails, you'd have thought they'd found a cure for cancer.

You're right. Ivana represents ONE individual's deviance from accepted rules and norms. But the mandated patrol car bottle-o'-booze represents something sickeningly wrong with the SYSTEM and the values which shape it.

Anonymous said...

I glanced at her page, and the number of people commenting or liking a post and are affiliated with law enforcement is concerning. What happened to "good cops don't like bad cops"....the ones that consider themselves to be the good ones seem to be few and far between on her page.

Lay down with dogs and you're gonna get fleas.

Anonymous said...

Barney Fife: "I think she's a nut."

Anonymous said...

Not to distract from the salacious topic at hand, but...If MHP vehicles always have bourbon and 31 MS counties are still dry, does the Governor require that the MHP routinely violate state law when operating within a large portion (~38%) of the state? The elected head of our executive branch REQUIRES that the enforcement branch, which is within his purvue, violate the law...and they just do it?! If anyone is wondering about LEOs who break the law (Goon Squad, bad sherrifs, crooked PD), they need to look at the top. It starts there. If executive branch management openly flaunts the law, he has no standing to police the other police. I'm talking to you, Tater. The problem and the solution start. with. you.

Anonymous said...

Agreed, 9:36! It would be worthy of respect, for the guy running the state, to develop a backbone, and say, "Whether or not it was traditional, it was time for that tradition to come to an end."

That's all he'd have to say.

Anonymous said...

8:28: You are the only one that I'm aware of who has suggested that troopers having to keep booze on hand for the governor is simply a time-honored tradition.

Anonymous said...

No,9:33, I am the one assuming that "time-honored tradition" is one of the EXCUSES used to JUSTIFY the Patrol Car Bottle-O'-Booze.

There are always excuses for not draining The Swamp.


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