Wednesday, October 14, 2020

C19 Sneaks into Ole Miss Football Team

 The Oxford Eagle reports several Ole Miss players have the Covid-19 virus.  Coach Lane Kiffin refuses to call it an outbreak.  Read the story.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Florida caught it bad enough they cancelled their game. Dan Mullen should have kept his mouth shut - karma got him with swiftness.

Anonymous said...

So a player with no symptoms tests positive, and others exposed to him must sit out as well? Dumb.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of karma, does stealing signals from Saban/Alabama have anything to do with this COVID outbreak?

Anonymous said...

What's dumb is thinking that someone who is asymptomatic is not a threat to others who could get gravely ill from being around them.

Anonymous said...

"does stealing signals from Saban/Alabama have anything to do with this COVID outbreak?"

Nah, that's only good intelligence on the football field.

Covid has nothing to do with any team stealing signals.

Are you that naive ?

Anonymous said...

The only dumb thing, 2:55, is your comment. Having symptoms is not how you transmit the virus. Being positive is how you transmit it. Maybe you should "sit out" and let the educated adults in the room have this discussion. Dumb.

Anonymous said...

Ole Miss players have the Covid-19 virus.

Is anyone surprised ?

None of them, including Coach Lane Kiffin . . . were not following any protocol when they marched to the Lafayette County Court House screaming "no justice, no peace".

Whatever that means.

Any SEC football player is far more "privileged" than my my pale White ass.

Anonymous said...

Smack aside...Why are football players showing up with Wuhan? Seriously.

Anonymous said...

As a diehard MSU alumni and fan, I would like to offer my hopes, wishes and prayers that this is not a serious thing in Oxford. Praying for you guys. Stay healthy.

Anonymous said...

Nick Savanna has now tested positive. I guess it’s karma for lying about the signal stealing.

Anonymous said...

Following LSU and Florida and Missouri and Vanderbilt postponing their games scheduled for Saturday, Saban and AD Greg Byrne have tested positive for CV19. If this continues, it would not surprise me if the season was suspended.

Anonymous said...

Hey 4:31, if “ none of them were not following any protocol,”
That means they were following protocol.
You better watch those double negatives if you have a legit argument, they will get you every time.
Guessing you skipped that English class at MSU.

Anonymous said...

Damn. I thought they had all had it three times. This sucks. Go away Covid19. And 20 and 21

Anonymous said...

Asymptomatic transmission does not lead to widespread outbreaks.

Anonymous said...

@5:58 "double negatives" is a graduate level English class at MSU.

Gotta love it when someone like 4:31 makes a complete fool of themselves while also showing their white fragility.

Anonymous said...

9:21, that's a lie. ("Asymptomatic transmission does not lead to widespread outbreaks")

That is, Cletus, YES asymptomatic transmission is a major factor in spread of Covid 19, because it's NOT the flu or even Covid 1, because it's up the nostril and shedding tons of live virus before symptoms.

National Academy of Sciences: "We found that the majority of incidences may be attributable to silent transmission from a combination of the presymptomatic stage and asymptomatic infections. Consequently, even if all symptomatic cases are isolated, a vast outbreak may nonetheless unfold. We further quantified the effect of isolating silent infections in addition to symptomatic cases, finding that over one-third of silent infections must be isolated to suppress a future outbreak below 1% of the population. Our results indicate that symptom-based isolation must be supplemented by rapid contact tracing and testing that identifies asymptomatic and presymptomatic cases, in order to safely lift current restrictions and minimize the risk of resurgence."

Stop lying.

Anonymous said...

Boy this is an intellectual hotbed here. Time to wash your bed sheets ladies. The smell of fear is pungent among this group.

Anonymous said...

EVERYBODY is going to get it eventually. Postponing things, closing things, social distancing.... it is ALL crap. The people that will die will die. Life will go on for everyone else just like it does with any other virus or disease.

Anonymous said...

Maybe we can start blaming shitty field performance on Covid.

Anonymous said...

I can't help but notice that prevention measures are inconsistent throughout college football.

The NCAA should have listed protocols based on advice from CDC and strictly followed.

Shields on the helmets seem to be effective as well as having coaches who know that a mask is not a sound barrier. But, you need everybody to be following best practices.

Sadly, this virus has to only find one idiot.

Again, it seems that understanding that a mask protects others, not YOU, continues to be missed. A shield helps protect YOU. Have both , add cleaning your hands before touching your face and you have great survival odds and change clothes when you are around those who are stupid and your odds of not getting this until there's a vaccination is excellent.

I would remind the " deniers" that we don't know how long immunity lasts or why some get it again with a worse case. You deniers still miss that this is a mutating new virus. You miss that " viral load" could be a factor. Our knowledge is improving but we don't know enough yet for you deniers to be anything other than clueless.

What is certain is that Covidiots have may it harder to get this virus under control. All you had to do is stop travelling and shelter for two straight weeks and let our health dept. trace and quarantine, but you just couldn't do it.

Just dumb or dumbly so partisan you are willing to kill or disable others or die or become disabled yourself. Sadly, the virus isn't partisan.

Kingfish said...

There is no getting it under control. It has to run its course although we can mitigate the spread somewhat. We can tamper it down with shutdowns and masks but eventually it will take off again.

As for football, let's look at this reasonably. Chances of any football players suffering severe cases is low. Enough to require hospitalization even lower. These are students you don't have to worry about going home to family because let's face it, they are live in athletic dorms, have their own training tables and for the most part, are already kept in a segregated environment. They are young and pretty healthy. Clemson and LSU suffered outbreaks this summer but managed to keep on going.

Anonymous said...

@10:35... what is this magic "two weeks" you speak of? The government has "two weeks" us since the beginning of this thing. It didn't help. Everyone will get it eventually. PERIOD

Anonymous said...

7:22 "EVERYBODY is going to get it eventually. Postponing things, closing things, social distancing.... it is ALL crap. The people that will die will die. Life will go on for everyone else just like it does with any other virus or disease.

YEP

10:35 "Sadly, this virus has to only find one idiot."

It finds intelligence and idiots alike. (See 7:22 post..."EVERYBODY")



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