Sunday, October 11, 2020

Bedwetter Alert

 Comedian William Burr opened SNL last night.  His monologue was not exactly Lenny Bruce but he didn't exactly give a damn what anyone thought either.  Needless to say, he set off the Twitmob (The key part being "twit").  Enjoy.



If the Twitmob thinks that's offensive, don't let them listen to this routine by Richard Pryor.  Should that link carry a warning? Who knows? Click on it and find out. 


18 comments:

Anonymous said...

At least SNL didn't censor him the way you do your comments.

Kingfish said...

Maybe I should have a post where I show readers the comments that I don't approve. That way readers can see why crybabies such as yourself are whining about.

Usually the comments are racist. There are a nazi or two who try to throw Jews into every discussion. Then there are the klukkers who want to blame "them" and cuss me for not allowing the comments. Just rejected one for all caps.

You seem to think you have an unfettered right to comment. You don't. It's my site. I let you have, that's right, let you have, pretty free wheeling discussions on here compared to other websites. However, most of the time what you guys are whining about are racist comments that would not be allowed anywhere.

Anonymous said...

I stayed up and watched it. The sad thing is, there are no real comedians anymore and when one does try to be funny they have to throw politics into it. SNL is no good anymore and it’s proven by their staff and writers. It would be a great justice if they were cancelled. And by the way, it sounded like a recorded laugh track was being used like in the old sitcoms. At least that’s the way it sounded to me. If so, it’s really time for it to be shoved to the wayside. It’s lived it’s life. The last time it was funny was in the early 80’s.

Anonymous said...

Interesting comment Kingfish. So you are the one responsible for "your site" becoming Shillville for Biden while you don't approve comments that mention Biden's unique "fondness" for getting handsy with young girls.

Btw, do some research into the Twitter mob you bemoan. Shouldn't be too hard to figure out which uniquely identifiable holidays the mob leaders observe. They all seem to celebrate May day and Purim.

Terry said...

Kingfish, maybe you should only allow posts that have our actual name attached to the comment, then post the disapproved ones. It's interesting how folks will clean their language and act up when we cannot hide behind the anonymous name! LOL

James Hendrix said...

@7:47
I think that is a great idea! I can't see how that would ever go wrong

Anonymous said...

And how many Mississippians have a clue who Lenny Bruce was? BTW I have a copy of "How to Talk Dirty" around here somewhere.

Anonymous said...

Most of this is the same material from his standup act, but I will say his timing seemed off and it wasn’t as funny as he typically is. I guess not doing live shows for a while has probably hurt his performance - he seemed a little rusty.

I really wish we could agree to stop pretending like social media is news worthy, it’s just a bunch of sad people looking for attention and for whatever reason, people give credence to those loser’s rants.

Anonymous said...

JJ will never be confused with the Lincoln Project.

Anonymous said...

I think it scares people the most that Bill Burr was speaking out of line, in spite of having all of his "boxes checked": black wife, wears a mask, not a Christian, sports a yankee Mass. accent.

The audience was figuratively dragged from their safe bubble and dragged through the mud of reality!

Anonymous said...

The problem with allowing racist statements is that people can easily pose as a racist and do a false flag post. Liberals do it all the time posing as a racist KKK member online.

Anonymous said...

Somehow, the century long fight to eradicate racism seems far worse than the racism itself. The streets are less safe. The the standards for everything from work productivity to personal appearance have declined. And the nation is more divided than ever before.

Anonymous said...

Never in my lifetime would I have ever thought our nation would be this divided. I stand back and look at the current young generation and see only a few that give a damn. I know, I know, I was born in the 60’s and people said the same about us, and you know what? It’s my generation that has allowed all of this to happen by being soft on our kids and grandkids.

Anonymous said...

I watched this clip.

Burr was funny.

But I do see why the liberals had a meltdown.
( It doesn't take much for that crowd to automatically go into derangement mode).

Anonymous said...

" Never in my lifetime would I have ever thought our nation would be this divided. "

Some experts say it's worse than 1775 or 1860.

Anonymous said...

Your mad cause your kids don't vote the way you do, if they vote at all. Your not alone, they don't see the light at the end of the tunnel like you did. They aren't going to just let wrongs go because that's the way it's always been. You took them to Chruch and raised them in a Christan home, thank God it worked.

Anonymous said...

Not sure who left the biggest pool of urine in the bed - the people who got offended by a comedian’s jokes on Twitter or the people who complain about SNL needing to be cancelled on Facebook.

Anonymous said...

If you want to know why Leftist Democrats hate Amy Coney Barrett so much,

go to DailyMail.com ,

then to the headline:

“Amy Coney Barrett says she knew 'our faith would be caricatured and our family would be attacked’ as she praises her children and siblings at confirmation hearing”

and look at the pics of her family…and then you will know the meaning of “the wicked detest the upright."



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