Friday, January 17, 2025

Stokes Stays Put

Jackson Ward 3 Councilman Kenneth I. Stokes announced he will not run for Mayor. 

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Vaccination Rates Fall in Mississipi

Will measles or polio make a comeback in Mississippi?  Mississippi led the national in childhood vaccinations for years.  However, a new law allows parents to exempt their children from required vaccines.  WLBT reported: 

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MCPP: The Case for School Choice

How much do you imagine it costs to send a child to public school in Hinds County every year? $5,000 per year? Maybe $10,000? $15,000?

Actually, according to data from the Mississippi Department of Education, when you divide the number of students attending school by the total expenditure, in 2023-24 Hinds County spent $16,589 per student.

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Good Job, Richard's.

 Richard's Disposal managed to miss a few neighborhoods in Northeast Jackson yesterday yet again.  Good job, Richard's, good job.  

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A Tax Cut in Every Pot

 Speaker of the Mississippi House of Representatives, Jason White, issued the following statement. 

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I feel like the Earl's Official Historian today

Let's talk about sandwiches, starting with the historical legacy of a famous English Dude who made Time Magazine's Man of the year in 1762.


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Thursday, January 16, 2025

Talking with Trey

 The wheeling and dealing is going on at the capitol as the legislature is in session. A power broker of the House, State Representative and Trey Lamar breaks it all down in Empower Mississippi's latest podcast.  

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Supremes Kick the Clown off the Bench - Permanently.

 The Clown may be the court fool but he will no longer serves as a judge.  The Mississippi Supreme Court permanently suspended Grenada attorney Carlos Moore from the bench. 

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Deputies Bust the Georgia Connection

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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The King Cake Reigns

It's Mardi Gras season and you know what that means.  Randazzo's King Cakes are back at Nandy's Candy.Want the real thing? Swing by and get one.    Available flavors are cream cheese, traditional, and a limited amount of blueberry and strawberry.  You can call 601-362-9553 to reserve one as well. Enjoy.  



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Closed!

 The Baptist Medical Clinic in Northeast Jackson will close.  WLBT reported: 

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Thalia Mara Opening Delayed a Few Days

 The city of Jackson issued the following statement. 

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Wednesday, January 15, 2025

Funny of the Day

 Check out what Jackson mayoral candidate Zachary Servis suggested on Facebook: 

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Mouthpiece for the Mayor? We Report, You Decide

 Mississippi Today received quite a bit of assistance from Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba when his indictment was unsealed in November. 

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Robert St. John: A King Cake Conversion

Most of my life, I wasn’t a fan of Mardi Gras king cakes. Even during the decades when I consumed bucketsful of sugar—cereal straight out of the box, candy by the case—I still thought king cakes were over the top. Too sweet, too dry, too artificial. The filled ones I came across were like oversized jelly donuts with what seemed like overly sweet and gelatinous, pre-made canned filling, a thick, crackly layer of icing finished with so much colored granulated sugar it looked like someone emptied out the craft cabinet.

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Sid Salter: Mississippi Landing Tech Projects

Mississippi is sporting a growing ability to recruit and land high-technology economic development prospects. One thing that Mississippi has not been known for is national expertise in computer science and cybersecurity. But as of last week, that reality changed when the U.S. Air Force announced that Keesler Air Base in Biloxi, Mississippi is now the national hub for cyber operations training in that branch of service.

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Tuesday, January 14, 2025

See the Post at Farish Street

 The city of Jackson issued the following statement, video, and artist renderings of the new park development, the Post at Farish Street, today. 

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The Return of Willie

 Wille Nelson and family are coming back to Brandon in April. 

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Top Girls Cover Top Golf

Top Golf took Ridgeland by storm when it opened December 20. While the rest of the media covered the grand opening in typical corporate fashion, the Kingfish covered it from a different angle.  JJ commissioned two Ole Miss students who just happen to be DJ's to cover the festivities from a different perspective.  Watch ZoZo and Mad Dog as they explore Top Golf. Enjoy. 

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Perv Gets 20 Years

Madison-Rankin District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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Monday, January 13, 2025

Mayor Announces Convention Center Park & Development

Thalia Mara Hall to open on January 18 as scheduled!

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba held his regular briefing this afternoon.  The presser as well as observations are posted below. 

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Good Job, Capitol Police

 So I'm sitting in the middle lane of North State Street (Northbound) stopped at the UMC crosswalk Saturday.  Stopped in the right lane next to me was a minivan with a vanity plate that said "VOTEDEM."  

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Some Bad Apples are...... Bad Apples

Rankin-Madison District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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When Reality Sucks

 All good things must come to an end, even down South.  

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Sunday, January 12, 2025

Flashback

Watching this clip makes Buck and Aikman sound like nails on a chalkboard.

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What is Staying Power?

 It's the dawn of the New Year when hopes are birthed and goals are made.  Unfortunately, they all too often fade away as the new year ages.  What one needs is what the late Dr. Frank Pollard called "staying power."  Using the examples of Demus, Judas, and Paul, Dr. Pollard preached on the building blocks of staying power - while reciting all of Kipling's classic poem, If.  Enjoy the 1996 New Year's sermon posted below. 

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Bill Crawford: Path for Taxpayer Relief Gets More Clouded

The math for tax cuts gets a “bit tricky,” wrote the Magnolia Tribune in an article about cutting the sales tax on groceries. “Add in another likely attempt to fully eliminate the state income tax, and the path for more taxpayer relief is clouded at best.”

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Saturday, January 11, 2025

Saturday Night Cinema

Need something good to watch this weekend? Check out these movies streamed on Youtube for, dare we say it?, Free! There are some real gems below.  

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Millsaps Suspends Professor

 Millsaps College suspended a professor because he allegedly emailed his personal opinions to students on his Millsaps email account. The Foundation of Individual Rights and Expression issued the following statement on its website: 

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Jackson Gets a New Animal Shelter

 Check out the city's new animal shelter. 

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Friday, January 10, 2025

More Heroes

Uvalde "police" could learn a lesson from the New Orleans Police Department.  NOPD released body cam video of the response to the Bourbon Street Massacre.  

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Heroes of the Day

 A little firebug thought he was going to do some more of the Devil's work in Los Angeles.......

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Jackson Firefighters Live in Squalor

 Mold, rats, crumbling buildings.  Hotel O?  Nope.  Such describes Jackson's fire stations.  The long-suffering firefighters have had enough and are speaking up.  WAPT reported: 

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Just Good Eatin'

The patty melt is one of several rye sandwiches, all of which taste really good and are easy to make. That's all I need to say.

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Thursday, January 9, 2025

Blast From the Past

 Check out the original opening scene of Lethal Weapon.  For some reason, this clip made it to the cutting room floor. 

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$7,500 Reward for Horse Homicide Info

 The Madison Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Is Duff Stepping up to the Plate?

 Mississippi gazillionaire Tommy Duff is entering the political fray.  

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Funny of the Day

 Well, well, well.  Someone tried to prank Kenneth I. Stokes.  

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Meridian Lands $10 Billion Investment in Data Centers

 First Consul Tate Reeves issued the following statement. 

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The Ghost of Tunica County

 Legends tell the tale of a long-lost casino up in Tunica, Ms.  Although it has eluded treasure-seekers and archeologists for many years, a team of determined YouTubers explored the wilderness of Tunica County in an attempt to find the ghost casino. The video of their search is posted below.  

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Wednesday, January 8, 2025

Rest in Peace, Hero

"Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends," John 13:15. 

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Gee to Resign as U.S. Attorney

 The Justice Department issued the following statement. 

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Last Call at Last Call

Just another night at a local establishment.  

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Robert St. John: Holy Smokes: Discovering Barbecue Heaven at Sacred Ground

For most of my early life, barbecue wasn’t much of a staple. Not because I didn’t like it—far from it—but because there simply weren’t a lot of barbecue options in Hattiesburg, Mississippi during the 1960s and 70s. There was a popular legacy restaurant called The Wagon Wheel, and it was beloved by locals, though many folks raved more about their yeast rolls than the actual barbecue. I’m sure I ate barbecue there at some point, but I wish I had eaten more. We just didn’t eat out much when I was a kid, and by the time I became interested in restaurants and food, The Wagon Wheel had served its last meal.

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Retro Metro Won't Quit

 There's still some fight left in Leroy Walker and Socrates Garrett.  Retro Metro filed a notice of appeal in U.S. District Court on December 19 after it failed to get the Court to enforce its Metrocenter lease against the city of Jackson. 

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Sid Salter: Mississippi "Yellow Dog" Democrat Remembers Carter Moderate on Race, Faith

Native Mississippian Wilson Golden is a proud “yellow dog” Democrat. A Marshall County product with strong ties to Clarksdale and Greenville, Golden’s connections to the presidential campaigns of former President Jimmy Carter are significant.

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Tuesday, January 7, 2025

Get Down, Get Down

Even though he's past 40 years old, the Mayor still got some moves.  Respect.   

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Shad: Gimme Less

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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Win a $1,000 College Scholly in Art Contest

If you are an artist in twelfth grade or lower, enter a contest to win a $1,000 college scholarship. 

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Idiot of the Day

Apparently the 23 year-old Mayor of Bogalusa loves to part-ay.  The Louisiana State Police issued the following statement. 

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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