Jackson Jambalaya

 Crisler tried to rat out (allegedly) D.A. to Federalis

Jody Owens sensational ploy to get his indictment dismissed went down in flames Thursday in federal court.  

 We’re all in a mess now. Or, as Hardy often accused Laurel, “This is another fine mess you’ve gotten us in to.” 

 The State Auditor has not announced he is running for Governor but it appears a platform is starting to take shape

 Attorney General Lynn Fitch issued the following statement. 

The funeral arrangements for Dan Fordice are posted below. 

 The light at the end of the tunnel is getting a little bigger for liquor stores, restaurants, and casinos in Mississippi as the ABC made substantial progress in reducing its backlog last week. 

Imagine your family spent more this year than you earned. Uncomfortable, but manageable. Now imagine your family had spent more than it earned every single year since 2001. By now you would be destitute.

 The son of the late Senator Thad Cochran struck out again after a Madison County jury convicted him of trespassing and stalking his ex-wife. 

 In this week's recipe, ZeroBear PolyBear remembers how once upon a time, we cooked from recipes found in magazines, newspapers, and other media.   Such ways have seemed to disappear so the Bear took a step back into the past.   

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

 Lieutenant Governor Delbert Hosemann issued the following statement. 

 Want to have some good clean fun?  The Christian music band MercyMe announced it is coming to Brandon this year.  More information is posted below. 

The obituary of Daniel Fordice is posted below.  May his family find comfort and peace in the midst of their pain.   Our prayers are with them. 

The communities of Vicksburg and Tallulah are mourning the tragic loss of Dan Fordice, a respected businessman, pilot, veteran advocate, and philanthropist who died Tuesday in a plane crash involving a P-51 Mustang warbird at Tallulah Vicksburg Regional Airport. His sudden passing has left family members, friends, veterans, and members of the aviation community grieving the loss of a man whose life was defined by service, leadership, and compassion.

 Who wants to go to Northpark Mall? 

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement Tuesday. 

A group of thugs trashed North Panola High School.  The Panola County Sheriff announced on Facebook: 

 It's back to the 80's with Goose, Iceman, and of course, Maverick.  Yup.  Top Gun is back in town at the theater for a whole week. Showtimes are posted below. 

or when killing is a family affair 

The Hinds County Catch & Release Program is very much alive.  Exhibit A: Cardarow Harden, killer extraordinaire.  

 The city of Gluckstadt issued the following statement. 

First Consul Tate Reeves issued the following statements on social media. 

I had to drive five thousand miles from home to figure out what was sitting in my own front yard.

 Texas Head Football Coach Steve Sarkisian piled on Ole Miss after Lane Kiffin took a shot at his former employer.  USA Today reported: 

 This is a tough one to write.  Danny Fordice, III. crashed his P-51 Mustang near Tallulah, Louisiana.  He is the son of the late Mississippi Governor Kirk Fordice.  He was a U.S. Army Officer and graduate of the Airborne and Ranger schools.  Rest in peace, Sir.  You were a fine company commander.   At least he died doing what he loved most.  

 It appears Lane Kiffin is walking back some of his comments about Ole Miss.  Blake Levine reported: 

 Todd Mardis just won't take no for an answer as he tries to get out of prison.  Mardis pleaded guilty to aggravated domestic violence after he beat his wife to a pulp in 2022. 

Is the foodie scene shrinking in Madison County? 

 U.S. Magistrate Lakeysha Greer-Isaac issued a protective order in U.S.A. v. Jody Owens, II et al yesterday. 

 Lane Kiffin just can't stop himself from poking the Black Bears of Ole Miss.  What did he do now, you ask? For some strange reason, the LSU football coach trashed the whole Ole Miss thing in an interview with Vanity Fair: 

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

 The University of Missouri issued the following statement: 

Hoist on your own petard — an unpleasant surprise. A bomb that goes off in your hand. A screen pass that turns into a pick six. A developer's fantasy that puts Entergy in a bind of its own making.

Heaven knows we could use a laugh around here.  Well, get ready to get your funny bone tickled because comedian Matt Rife is coming to Brandon this fall.  

The Dope Boyz won't be guarding Lake Caroline any longer.  The Lake Caroline Homeowner's association announced: 

 Bill Maher took on the Assassination Culture Friday night, and yes, there is such a culture in America today.  Hell, Mangione is getting a musical dedicated to him.  You can't make this up.  Check out what he had to say. 

 A student at Northeast Lauderdale High School went full klukker recently in a video posted on social media.  The school issued the following statement. 

 JPD issued the following statement. 

She was what the Pharisees considered to be a gentile dog as they thought of all gentiles.  She was a single mother, possibly widowed.  She was a woman of no influence and probably little means.   However, she did possess two things: an overwhelming love for her daughter and a powerful faith.   Bring the two to Christ, her daughter was healed.   The late Dr. Frank Pollard used this story from Mark as he discusses the power of a mother's love.  Enjoy the 1993 Mother's Day sermon posted below.  

 We miss Paul Harvey letting us know “the rest of the story.” 

 The Justice Department issued the following statement. 

 Well, Pizza Shack is closed.  The door is locked, the shelves are empty, and the lights are turned off.   No "closed" signs grace the doors nor are there any updates on social media.  An employee at a nearby business said the restaurant had been closed for at least a few days.   

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

 Some people just can't be rehabilitated, right.  

 Last week House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) described his party’s efforts to draw state districts favoring Democrats, “We are in an era of maximum warfare, everywhere, all the time.”  

The Traffic Light Doctor of Youtube fame recently rolled through Jackson and well, had a few things to say about our traffic lights.   Check out the video.  

 A man is barricaded in a Rankin County home after a family dispute turned violent.  Two victims are dead.  The incident is on Monterey Road near Florence. More information will be posted when available. 

For decades, ideas hatched in the seminar rooms of 1960s France have been quietly percolating through American institutions. The result is a moral and intellectual climate in which a generation of young Americans has been taught to see themselves not as free individuals in charge of their own destinies, but as positions in a hierarchy of victimhood, defined by race or sex.

Madison County deputies arrested the security guards at Lake Caroline possessing drugs while on duty.  Kenneth I. Stokes would be proud.  

 The Order of the Sisters of Rukia is not happy about the upcoming redistricting in Mississippi.