Monday, January 6, 2025

The Cassandra of the Bourbon Street Massacre

 A 2020 report on French Quarter security specifically warned against the type of terrorism that took place on Bourbon Street last week.  

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Virgi Going to the House

 Jackson Ward 7 Councilwoman Virgi Lindsey announced she will not run for re-election this year after serving two terms on the City Council.  

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Sunday, January 5, 2025

Idiots of the Day

 What can one say? It's the Latoya Cantrell Administration.  The Morning Advocate reported: 

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Goals and Self-Destruction

"If we get somewhere in life and don't have a target, if we don't have a goal, we're going to self-destruct.  If in life we have a goal, a major wonderful goal that is the aim of our life and we get there, we are probably going to self-destruct.  Do you doubt that you observed around you so many people who got what they thought they wanted who got there and all they found was emptiness and a reason to self-destruct," preached the late Dr. Frank Pollard on January 4, 1996.   It is the New Year and New Years mean new goals.   Listen to the rest of what Dr. Pollard had to say in the sermon posted below.  This one has some good stuff.  

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Bill Crawford: Legislators Will Focus on $7 Billion but Spend $28 Billion

Over the next three months, legislators will focus on a $7 billion General Fund budget to run state government for FY 2026. Interestingly, that’s only about 25% of the total $28 billion budget they will ultimately be called upon to approve.

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Saturday, January 4, 2025

The Ever-Shrinking Associated Press

Is the Associated Press even going to cover Mississippi? 

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Drunks Gonna Drunk

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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D.L. Gardner: Truth Always Wins

End of the year columns summarize the past, project good expectations for the future, or garner a little bit of each. Former President Obama accurately prophesied the future in 2020 when he allegedly warned, “Don’t underestimate Joe’s ability to [screw] things up.” President Biden vastly under performed the past four years. Turn the page.

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Friday, January 3, 2025

Drug Trafficker Gets Prison Time

 Rankin-Madison District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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His Name was Robert Paulson

 Meet the victims of the Bourbon Street terrorism attack.  May their souls rest in peace. 

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Get Ready for the Session

 The session is almost upon us as legislators will invade Jackson in the next few days.  Empower Mississippi's Will Ervin, yes the Will Ervin discusses the issues expected to dominate the capitol this year, including tax reform, medicaid expansion, ballot initiative, and school choice.  

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Let the Games Begin in Brandon

 It appears we are going to have ourselves a race for Mayor in Brandon.  State Representative Fred Shanks issued the following statement yesterday: 

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Food For the Common Man

I understand Abe Lincoln once said, “God must have loved the common man because he made so many of them.” It would be easy to take offense at that if it weren't so true!



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Thursday, January 2, 2025

FBI Release Photos of Bourbon Street Terrorist

 The FBI tweeted the following photos and statement. 

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FBI: Jabar Acted Alone

 The FBI briefed the media a few hours ago on the Bourbon Street terrorism attack.  The presser is posted below (Start at 22:00).  

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Ole Miss Student Critically Injured in Bourbon Street Terrorism

 Ole Miss Chancellor Glenn Boyce issued the following statement. 

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Robert St. John: Most Memorable Meals of 2024

For the past 25 years, my final column of the year has always been a list of the top 10 most memorable meals I enjoyed in the previous year. The list isn’t about the fanciest, most exclusive, or faraway dining experiences I’ve had—it’s about meals that stuck with me for one reason or another.

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Road Trip, Anyone?

 Check out the Sugar Bowl ticket prices.  

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Sid Salter: Legislature Faces Hard Debates in 2025

As they gather to convene the 2025 regular session of the Mississippi Legislature on Jan.7, state lawmakers face several thorny issues from a political and policy standpoint. In other words, the problems are hard to solve in and of themselves even without considering the political consequences of the solutions they choose.

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Wednesday, January 1, 2025

Close Call (Corrected)

Update: WDSU List of Known Victims  

These folks somehow escaped the grim reaper this morning on Bourbon Street. 

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FBI Holds Press Conference

Death toll increases to 15.  

The FBI press conference on the French Quarter terror attack is live-streamed below. 

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Horror!

 Videos appearing on X that shows how the Ford Lightning truck got on Bourbon Street as well as what happened when it crashed into a crane. 

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Meet The (Alleged) Terrorist

 Here is one Shamud-Din Jabbar on where else but social media. 

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FBI: Weapons, IEDs, & ISIS Flag

Sugar Bowl postponed to tomorrow night.  

The Federal Bureau of Investigation issue the following statement. 

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Terror in the French Quarter (Updated)

Newspaper reports terrorist was ISIS

What should have been a celebration of the new years turned into a night of terror in the French Quarter.

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Tuesday, December 31, 2024

Renaissance Suspect Known to Police

 The suspect shot during the incident at Renaissance today was accused earlier this year of being involved in the murder of a 14 year-old.

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Suspect Shot After Ramming Police

 A chase at Renaissance ended in the shooting of the suspect. Ridgeland Police issued the following statement. 

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What's in a Name, a Baby's Name?

 The Mississippi State Department of Health released the top 25 names for boys and girls born in Mississippi this year. Who is number one? Who didn't make the cut?  Only one way to find out. Scroll on down. 

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The Blue Book is Here

The Mississippi Secretary of State just released the 2025-2029 edition of the Blue Book.  It contains everything you might want to know about Mississippi government from the Governor to the dog catcher.  Available here.

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Carjacker Caught

 JPD caught a carjacker and is looking for some more.  WAPT reported: 

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Madoff Recovery: 94%

 The Justice Department issued the following statement yesterday. 

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Funny of the Day

Stephen A took a break from skewering the Cowgirls to have a meltdown over what else but...... Dragonball Z.   

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Monday, December 30, 2024

Haters Gonna Hate

Some people just can't stand to see others do well.   The Mississippi Valley State University marching band got some good news recently.  The university issued the following statement and tweet: 

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Ending With a Whimper

 A Rankin County woman's federal lawsuit against former MHP trooper Ivana Williams was dismissed with prejudice today.   

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Lyft Driver Beaten & Carjacked

 A Lyft driver was carjacked and beaten Saturday afternoon in West Jackson.

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Sunday, December 29, 2024

Murder-Suicide in Brandon

 The Brandon Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Common & Ordinary

"He drew people to him because he was so open. Jesus would come into your house and he would sit with you on Sunday afternoon and watch the Saints game,  at least as long as he could (KF: Yes, the Saints could try even his patience). Remember, he's human and he would play with your kid. He'd listen to your jokes and laugh. He'd tell some jokes of his own and when you talked to him, he would listen as though he owned time and it made it himself and had all of it there was in the world. He was common. He was ordinary," said the late Dr. Frank Pollard as he described Jesus Christ in the 1996 sermon posted below.  Listen to what else Dr. Pollard had to say.  

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Bill Crawford: Legislators Face School Choice Choices

As Mississippi legislators prepare to open their 2025 session, they find themselves under siege from well-funded school choice proponents. Two non-profits are principals – the Mississippi Center for Public Policy (MCPP) and Empower Mississippi (EM).

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Saturday, December 28, 2024

Woman Accused of Running Puppy Mill

 Numerous people on social media accuse a Madison County woman of running a puppy mill.  WLBT reported: 

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Live from the Streets of Jackson

 Thinking of donating shoes to the residentially-challenged who seem to populate major intersections now?  You might want to think again.  

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D.L. Gardner: Jesus Worthy of Our Love & Praise

“In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.”

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Dontae Walker, Rest in Peace

 Former Clinton and Mississippi State University football star Dontae Walker passed away last night.    A football star, he got in trouble with the law but later turned his life around, gaining the redemption he sought.  Condolences to his family and friends.

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Friday, December 27, 2024

Going, Going, Gone!

The Chick Fil A restaurant in Region's Plaza is closing January 31, 2025.  The closing probably should not come as a surprise.  The restaurant is only open 7-3 on weekdays.  It was probably only a matter of time. 

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MCPP: The Next American Century is Now

Remember when Japan was predicted to overtake America? 

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Find This Mutt

 Please keep an eye out for this lost little mutt in the Crossgates area.  

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Progress!

 Apparently our little post about the former Elite restaurant got someone's attention.  Check out how the storied Jackson landmark appeared yesterday. 

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Snickerdoodle Cookies

Let's go back in history to circa 1950s style elementary school lunch days at Clinton Blvd. Elementary School, before it was pulled out of the county school system into the Jackson Public School System and immediately renamed as Mary Ida Raines Elementary.


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Thursday, December 26, 2024

Preach, Brother, Preach!

 Portnoy takes on one of the most annoying features of modern civilization.  

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Meet The Speakah

 Tune in to the Empower Mississippi podcast with Grant Callen.  This week's guest is none other than Jason White, Speaker of the Mississippi House of Representatives.  The time of the session draws nigh so if you want to hear what is coming down the turnpike, check out Speaker White has to say. 

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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