Tuesday, January 27, 2026

Oops!

 It is all just a misunderstanding, right? 

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128,500 Lack Power

 Governor Tate Reeves issued the following update on storm damage. 

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The Smith-Wills Rent Actually Gets Paid

 Tim Bennett paid his Smith-Wills Stadium lease. Yes, you read that correctly. The repeat Smith-Wills deadbeat paid his rent - after this website reported in October he missed the due date for his annual lease payment. 

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143,600 Without Power

 Empire issued the following update on winter storm damage. 

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Senator Cindy Gets $49 Million for Yazoo Pumps

 Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith issued the following statement. 

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Minneapolis Mayhem

Erick Erickson penned a pretty good analysis of what took place in Minneapolis Saturday in his newsletter yesterday.  Yours truly added comments in the italicized sections.  

The March for Life concluded on Friday, and on Sunday, federal agents took a life in Minneapolis. Had Minnesota cooperated with immigration officials, Mr. Pretti would still be alive. Had Kristi Noem and Greg Bovino chosen a less in-your-face way of operating, Mr. Pretti would still be alive. Had Noem and Bovino listened to Tom Homan, Michael Banks, the head of the border patrol, and Todd Lyons, the head of ICE, instead of marginalizing and bypassing them, this would not have happened. Homan, Banks, and Lyons have internally opposed the mass, very public roundups that Noem and Bovino have decided to do for the very reason that the public could get whipped up and bad things could happen.

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State Auditor Questions State-Funded After-School Programs Spending

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement and report. 

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Monday, January 26, 2026

Coming Soon

 Do you believe in miracles of the ice variety? 

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Progress Made in Restoring Power

The Mississippi Power and Light Company issued the following update on power restoration. 

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Bribes, Bribes, Bribes

 Is there a culture of bribery in Jackson? 

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Coming Soon: Lindsey Stirling

 Break out the Strads.  Lindsey Stirling is a'coming to Brandon this summer. 

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Winter Storm Causes Hinds County Death

Lord Protector Tate Reeves issued the following update on storm damage in Mississippi. 

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Feral Pleads Guilty to 54 Counts of Animal Cruelty

 A former Canton Detention Officer served several months in jail and paid $30,000 in restitution after he pleaded guilty to 54 counts of animal cruelty in Madison County last year. 

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20 Years for Killing Machete Man

Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens, II issued the following statement Friday. 

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Sunday, January 25, 2026

Power Out at Parchman

 The Mississippi Department of Corrections issued the following statement: 

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Idiot of the Day

 "This isn't Seattle."  Ric Flair would be proud. 

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Hamsters, Roller Coasters, and Unending Escalators

"You have brains in your head, you have feet in your shoes, you can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own and you know what you know and you are the guy who'll decide where to go. You'll look up and down streets. Look 'em over with care. About some you will say, "I don't choose to got there." With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to do down any not so good street."  The late Dr. Frank Pollard used this Dr. Seuss story to illustrate how we are what we consume.  In other words, garbage in, garbage out.   Using 1 Peter 1 13-21,  Dr. Pollard  preached how we must guard our minds.  If you can't get to church because of the weather, enjoy the 1998 sermon posted below. 

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Bill Crawford: Senate Takes Baby Steps Towards Reorganizing Government

Can Lt. Gov. Delbert Hosemann do what so many government leaders have touted but failed to accomplish and actually reorganize state government? He has his Mississippi Senate looking to restructure state government and run it more like a business.

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Saturday, January 24, 2026

Will Burl Go to Jail?

A Hinds County judge ordered MDOC to pay up or else he will consider throwing Commissioner Burl Cain in jail. 

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Will Dog-Hunting Go to the Dogs?

Will ban hunting hogs with night-vision? 

A bill about dog-hunting stirred up quite the ruckus among Mississippi hunters this week. Representative Justin Keen (R-Outlaw Raceway) filed HB #828.  Posted below is the text of the short bill.  Fire away in the comments.   

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Live from Downtown

Nothing like a homemade fire to keep one warm......

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2 Years for Covid-19 Fraud

 State Bean Counter Shad White issued the following statement Thursday. 

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D.L. Gardner: My Dad's Tears

 I only saw my Dad cry once. Seeing tears running down his face bothered and confused me. We were watching television. I was just an elementary school kid and hadn’t understood all that had gone on the week before. 

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Friday, January 23, 2026

Find This Man

 Berry's Seafood & Catfish House posted this video on social media.  

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Judge to Retire

 Madison County Court Judge Ed Hannan announced in an email to the Madison County Bar Association: 

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Sunday Times (U.K.): Mullahs Kill Over 16,000, Wound Over 300,000

 Make no mistake, the Mullahs of Iran are massacring their own people.  The Sunday Times of London reported January 17: 

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One Down, One to Go

 JPD arrested one of the two alleged shooters in the Pop's Saloon New Year's Eve shooting.  

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The FBI Files: From Mexico to Jackson

The FBI had quite the view into Jackson's drug culture as confidential informants fed it information. Huggie Bear had nothing on these guys.

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Bryan Comes Back to Brandon

 Music sensation Luke Bryan returns to Brandon with a few friends.  Tickets go on sale January 30 at 10 AM.  

Credit: Rolling Stone 

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Idiots of the Day: Pearl Version

 Meanwhile at Sam's Club......

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Truck Stop Food? Almost

It appears we are going to be iced in this weekend. Perfect time for some good ole hamburger steak. Check out ZeroBear PolyBear's recipe below in a downloadable format.  If for some reason you can't download the recipe, send an email.

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Thursday, January 22, 2026

Will The Mermaid Go the Way of Crechales?

 The Mermaid Cafe posted the following announcement on social media:  

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Governor Issues State of Emergency, MDOT Prepares

 Lord Protector Tate Reeves issued the following statement. 

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80 Years for Burning Roomates to Death

 Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement. 

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"It's Deja Vu All Over Again"

 What Yogi Berra said. 

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Ferraez is Free!

 Corey Ferraez is a free man after prosecutors gave him a nice plea bargain deal. 

Credit: Hattiesburg Patriot

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The Return of the King Cake

It's Mardi Gras season and you know what that means.  Randazzo's King Cakes are back at Nandy's Candy.Want the real thing? Swing by and get one. Available flavors are cream cheese, traditional, and a limited amount of pecan praline, blueberry, and strawberry.  You can call 601-362-9553 to reserve one as well. Enjoy.  



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The Governor Speaks!

Podcast available in audio and video.  

Grant Callen sits down with Governor Tate Reeves for a wide-ranging conversation about the state’s growing momentum and what comes next. The discussion explores why Mississippi is climbing national rankings for wage growth, household income growth, and overall economic performance. He offers a candid discussion of labor force participation, why that measure matters, and how connecting more Mississippians to work remains critical to sustained prosperity. Don’t miss this episode!

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Who Wants to be a Judge?

Correction: JJ erroneously reported Judge Hannan is retiring when in fact he qualified to run for re-election. Apologies. 

Here comes the judge but who will it be?  We love having elections in Mississippi and this year is no exceptions as judicial elections are scheduled for November.  Although most incumbent judges in the Jackson metro-area are running unopposed, there are still a few surprises.  

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Wednesday, January 21, 2026

Judge to Dibiase: Nice Try, No Mistrial

 The trial of Ted Dibiase, Jr. will go on hiatus until February 23.   


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Governor Reeves Announces More Outdoor Stewardship Projects

 Empire issued the following statement. 

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Idiot of the Day

Dude truly you know what and found out. 

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Strip Clubs and Stash Houses

 Confidential informants provided the FBI with a window into the drug-dealing culture of Jackson.  

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Robert St. John: The Best Thing That Ever Happened to Me

There was a kid from my hometown who had it all figured out at twenty-one. Charm, dreams, a family who loved him. He was also speeding down 4th Street at 90 miles per hour with his headlights off and three police cars in pursuit.

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No Freedom for Beth Israel Arsonist

 The accused arsonist in the burning of Beth Israel synagogue will stay put right in the Madison County jail where he belongs.  

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Sid Salter: Echoes: Mississippi has a precedent for the senseless arson of Beth Israel synagogue

It is a strange and sorrowful thing to watch history come full circle like a stubborn ghost. On a cold January morning in Jackson, flames scorched the walls of the Beth Israel Congregation — Mississippi’s largest synagogue and a house of worship with roots dating back to the 19th century — reducing its library and administrative center to charred ruins.

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Tuesday, January 20, 2026

Superintendents Plead Guilty to Embezzlement

 The Justice Department issued the following statement. 

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The Shad-Lynn Food Fight Goes Live

The fight between State Auditor Shad White and Attorney General Lynn Fitch is on today at the Mississippi Supreme Court.  Watch live at 1:30.

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"Bull****!!!"

 A confidential informant claimed he paid Jackson City Councilman Kenneth Stokes protection money of sorts, a claim Mr. Stokes called "Bullshit."

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Going to Prison?

Has Jason Hulsman's luck finally run out? 


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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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