Friday, November 14, 2025

Takeover!

The Mississippi Department of Education issued the following statement. 

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Coming Soon

 The devil is always in the details and she might wear Prada. 

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MCPP: Those Dark Clouds are the Debt

The future for our state looks bright.  In just the past five years, Mississippi has seen more economic growth than in the entire fifteen years before that combined.

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Idiot of the Day: Meth Head Edition

 How dumb is Murrah High School Assistant Football Coach Robert Landers?  

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Let's Go Krogering

 Yet another beatdown in Jackson. 

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Burning Down Brandon

 County music star Parker McCollum is going to burn it down in Brandon next year.   

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Perv Gets 80 Years

 Madison-Rankin District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 


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The History of Barbecue

 The ZeroBear PolyBear regales us with the tale of how barbecue began.  Enjoy his pictorial history in a downloadable format.   

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Thursday, November 13, 2025

THERE HE GO!!!

 The Pearl Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Get Married!

Grant Callen talks with Dr. Brad Wilcox, Director of the National Marriage Project at the University of Virginia and author of Get Married: Why Americans Must Defy the Elites, Forge Strong Families, and Save Civilization. Dr. Wilcox shares striking research on how marriage shapes economic mobility, child wellbeing, and community stability—and why family decline fuels many of America’s biggest challenges. With marriage rates down more than 50% in the past half-century, he highlights powerful data: kids from intact families are four times more likely to graduate college than end up in prison, and neighborhoods with more two-parent households drive upward mobility for poor children. Drawing on years of research, Dr. Wilcox explains how family structure underpins education, work, and public safety, core issues in Empower’s mission to expand opportunity in Mississippi. 

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30 Years for Trying to Kill Wife

 Madison-Rankin District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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Lindsey Locked Up

Judge "troubled" by Farese comments

Convicted child molester and former youth pastor Lindsey Whiteside is finally behind bars after U.S. District Judge Debra Brown revoked her bond yesterday.  A federal grand jury indicted Whiteside for transporting a minor across state lines for sexual purposes in October.    

Lindsey Whiteside, Tony Farese, Gayle Whiteside
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Food Stamp Fraud Busted

 The Mississippi Department of Human Services issued the following statement. 

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The Bum is Back

 Our boy John Arthur Banks (No relation to John Arthur Eaves) is back and back for more mayhem.

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Get Ready to Laugh Tonight!



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Wednesday, November 12, 2025

Revoked!

 U. S. District Judge Debra Brown revoked Lindsey Whiteside's bonds a few minutes ago. I am leaving the federal courthouse in Greenville and will post more later.  

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Closing or Moving

 More businesses are calling it quits in Jackson.  WLBT reported Friday: 

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Too Rich for the Blood?

 A shopping spree doesn't always turn out the way you think it will. 

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Oxford Blues?

The boomtown that is Oxford is becoming more than a little crowded.  One poor soul vented her frustration on social media. 

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Bigger Pie Forum: More Flood for Less Rain

I don’t know who said it first, but the Mississippi River is flooding more often, longer, and higher for the same or less rain. There are many reasons for this. But the main one is the US Army Corps of Engineers (Corps). It is in charge of flood control on the lower Mississippi River (below Cairo, Illinois). Congress gave it that job after the great 1927 flood disaster — to prevent a repeat.


Old River Control Structure

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Squashing the Squatters

Squatters are finding they no longer have a home in Jackson after the city of Jackson prosecuted its first squatter case this week.  

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Sid Salter: Grisham's Latest not a Legal Thriller but Introspective Mystery About Greed

John Grisham’s latest offering is not the legal thriller his fans have come to expect – the usual rollercoaster ride through the judicial system driven by corporations, the Mob, scheming politicians, and the like, it’s a more meandering and introspective mystery about one of the Seven Deadly Sins – greed.

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Tuesday, November 11, 2025

Celebrate Our Veterans

Check out the PBS celebration of Veterans Day: Salute to Service 2025.  The hour-long program features performances by Trace Atkins, Angel Blue, and Kurt Elling as well as interview with several veterans. Great program. Angel turned in a rather beautiful rendition of The Battle Hymn of the Republic.  Enjoy.  

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Brian Kelly Declares War on LSU

Copy of petition posted below. 

Former LSU Head Football Coach Brian Kelly made it clear he wants his money and wants it now.  Coach Kelly filed a petition for declaratory judgment against the LSU Board of Supervisors in the 19th Judicial District of Louisiana yesterday.  The petition accuses the university of reneging on its duty to pay him his $53 million buyout after it fired him without cause in October. Talk about a battle on the bayou.  

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Murrah Meth Head?

Suspect is Murrah's Defensive Coordinator 

Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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WHAT Does it Take to Lock This Guy Up?

Or Catch & Release! Squawk! Catch & Release!

Greenbrook Flowers, Pig & Pint, Downtown Snack Shop, Steve's Deli, Downtown Drug Store, Iron Horse Grill, Shiro's, Keifers, La Cazuela, Jaco's Taco's, Stanley Wine & Liquor, Fenians, Downtown Pizza & Daiquiri, Native Coffee, and Snack Shack.  These are the businesses repeatedly burglarized by Hinds County Catch & Release star pupil and downtown bum, John Arthur Banks.   Despited pleading guilty six times to hitting Jackson businesses, Banks is set free to terrorize more businesses.  

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Thuggette of the Day

 A scumbag student pepper sprayed her teacher not once but three times in the face when he tried to take away her cellphone.  

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The Latest "C's"

 Here are the "C" ratings for Jackson metro area restaurants issued since October 4, 2025.  The Mississippi Department of Health inspects and grades each restaurant.  The department inspects the restaurant again within ten days after the "C" is issued.  More information can be obtained at the MSDH restaurant inspection web page.

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Monday, November 10, 2025

50 Years

 It's been 50 years since the S.S. Edmund Fitzgerald sank into a tragedy of seafaring lore. 

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Food Stamps to Resume

 The Mississippi Department of Human Services issued the following statement. 

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Meadowbrook Murder (Updated)

 The Capitol Police issued the following statement. 

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State Auditor Tries to Stop Crimestoppers

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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"Jackson Has a Culture of Not Paying"

 JXN Water desperately needs a rate increase but a federal judge questioned its ability to raise collection rates to where they could sustain Jackson's water/sewer system.  

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No Bond for (Alleged) Ridgewood Road Killer

 There will be no get out of jail free card for Brian Jamal Davis.  Davis stands accused of killing Reginald Brown at the Chevron gas station on Ridgewood Road.  

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25 or 6 to Brandon

 What does the headline mean? It means none other than 70's supergroup Chicago is coming to Brandon. 

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The Circling Sharks

 Who will make the cut on Shark Tank

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Sunday, November 9, 2025

Let's Get Ready to Ruuuuuuumble!

The halftime show at this football game yesterday was not boring.   

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They'll Be All Right on Monday

It's usually fun to see someone else get punished.  It's a flaw in human nature, a conceit.  Well, look at him getting in trouble, it's a good thing I'm not so bad.  Well, don't be so sure because your day may be coming as well.  If this sounds like something out of the book of Amos, that's because it is. The late Dr. Frank Pollard delved into the second chapter of Amos in the 1997 sermon posted below.  Like the prophet's book, the sermon is short but says so much.  Enjoy. 

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Bill Crawford: Mississippi Symphony Orchestra Ecstatic About New Leader

In what looked to be a risky move last April, the Mississippi Symphony Orchestra (MSO) hired Flowood Chamber of Commerce executive director Janet Reihle as its new chief executive. Reihle had limited music background (piano) and had attended only a few outdoor orchestral events.

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Saturday, November 8, 2025

Idiot of the Day

 All the kid wanted to do was fish.  

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Millsaps to Offer Full Scholarships to Mississippi's Best

 Millsaps College issued the following statement. 

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The Case of the Phantom Fire Hydrants

Judge Wingate held a status update on the Jackson water system that lasted all day Wednesday  Much was discussed, including JXN Water's proposed rate hike.  Instead of publishing one monster post, JJ is breaking the proceedings down into more manageable bites.  

JXN Water reported eight percent of fire hydrants inspected were not working during a status update on Jackson's water/sewer system in U.S. District Court Wednesday.  

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D.L. Gardner: Give Thee American People the Win

I’ve been reading Bret Baier’s latest book on American presidents, “To Rescue the American Spirit – Teddy Roosevelt and the Birth of a Superpower.” Among many other endeavors, Bret is anchor of “Special Report with Bret Baier” on Fox News Channel. Baier paints a powerful picture of Roosevelt as a boy stricken with asthma transforming himself into one of the most powerful leaders of America and the Western World.

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Friday, November 7, 2025

Shootout in Rankin County

 Update: Suspect identified as Ricardo Kirk. 

Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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Idiot of the Day

 Good job, Starkpatch, good job (sarcasm).  Dave Portnoy of Barstool Sports comes to town and this is what he gets.  

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Every Man a Coach

 Check out Every Man a Coach by Louisiana Governor Huey P. Landry. 

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Suspects in JSU Murder Arrested

 The Mississippi Department of Public Safety issued the following statement. 

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Will the Water Keep Flowing in Jackson?

 Judge Wingate held a status update on the Jackson water system that lasted all day Wednesday  Much was discussed, including JXN Water's proposed rate hike.  Instead of publishing one monster post, JJ is breaking the proceedings down into more manageable bites.  

Jackson's water system has made much progress but might go back to where it once was if allowed to go broke again.  So said JXN Water Manager Ted Henifin in federal court Wednesday.  

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From the Street

 What is the Street saying about Ladarien Jones and the murder of Hinds County Detention Sergeant James Dotson, Jr? Keep in mind this is all unverified, unconfirmed street talk. 

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Gumbo, Love it or Leave It?

 Fall weather means it's a perfect time to fix what else but gumbo!  Check out ZeroBear PolyBear's recipe in a downloadable format posted below.   

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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