Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Friday, November 7, 2025
Idiot of the Day
Good job, Starkpatch, good job (sarcasm). Dave Portnoy of Barstool Sports comes to town and this is what he gets.
Click Here to Read More..Every Man a Coach
Check out Every Man a Coach by Louisiana Governor Huey P. Landry.
Click Here to Read More..Suspects in JSU Murder Arrested
The Mississippi Department of Public Safety issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Will the Water Keep Flowing in Jackson?
Judge Wingate held a status update on the Jackson water system that lasted all day Wednesday Much was discussed, including JXN Water's proposed rate hike. Instead of publishing one monster post, JJ is breaking the proceedings down into more manageable bites.
Jackson's water system has made much progress but might go back to where it once was if allowed to go broke again. So said JXN Water Manager Ted Henifin in federal court Wednesday.
Click Here to Read More..From the Street
What is the Street saying about Ladarien Jones and the murder of Hinds County Detention Sergeant James Dotson, Jr? Keep in mind this is all unverified, unconfirmed street talk.
Click Here to Read More..Gumbo, Love it or Leave It?
Fall weather means it's a perfect time to fix what else but gumbo! Check out ZeroBear PolyBear's recipe in a downloadable format posted below.
Click Here to Read More..Thursday, November 6, 2025
Bedwetter Alert
Soul-crushing. Can't have fun. Sobbing in bed. Mental health. Such was the reaction Harvard students had to possibility the university might crack down on grade-inflation.
Click Here to Read More..A Most Scholarly Debate
A gentlemans' debate took place at Hartsfield Academy recently. Needless to say, the announcers were not amused.
Click Here to Read More..Wasting Money on Wasterwater, Jackson-Style
Judge Wingate held a status update on the Jackson water system that lasted all day yesterday. Much was discussed, including JXN Water's proposed rate hike. Instead of publishing one monster post, JJ is going to break yesterday's proceedings into some manageable bites by topic.
The city of Jackson spent over $10 million on renting pumps for the Savannah Street treatment when purchasing a new one only costs $4 million. Such revelations occurred during the status conference on Jackson's water/sewer system held yesterday in the courtroom of U.S. District Judge Henry Wingate.
Click Here to Read More..Jail Killer Gets Life
Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Wednesday, November 5, 2025
Caught in Vicksburg (Updated)
Well, well, well. Little Ladarien Jones has had a bad day.
Click Here to Read More..Licking Their Wounds
The Mississippi Republican Party issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..The Clanging of the Cowbell
Who will get in? Who gets left out? Who wins? Who loses?
Click Here to Read More..Robert St. John: Where Are We Going Next?
LONDON—It shouldn’t work, but it does. Twenty-five Americans, most of them from the South, gathered around a breakfast table in Dublin. It’s the kind of setup that should feel like herding cats, yet, for some reason, it never feels like group travel. My wife and I don’t even like group tours. Though for nine years I’ve been leading them—almost 70 of them with over 1,500 guests—and I’m still wondering why it’s never felt like what we’ve always tried to avoid. I finally figured it out this spring, and it has very little to do with where we go.
Click Here to Read More..To Kill and Kill Again
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| Jones when a teen-ager |
Sid Salter: Incoming Silver Tsunami to Strain Government Resources
The “Silver Tsunami” isn’t just a clever turn of phrase—it’s a demographic freight train barreling toward Mississippi’s already strained health care infrastructure. Every day, 10,000 Americans turn 65. By 2030, one in five U.S. residents will be senior citizens. In Mississippi, where chronic illness, poverty, and rural isolation already complicate health care delivery, this wave of aging citizens threatens to swamp the system.
Click Here to Read More..Tuesday, November 4, 2025
Double-Top Cop Remains
Hinds County Sheriff Tyree Jones will remain Interim JPD Chief as Mayor John Horhn seeks a new police chief.
Click Here to Read More..Millsaps Student Rhodes Scholar Finalist
Millsaps College issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Skulls & Flamethrowers
The Reservoir Road Rager (allegedly) will remain in jail after Rankin County Court Judge David Morrow denied him bond at his initial appearance this morning.
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| Walter Ainsworth at initial appearance |
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The Purloined Perfume
The Gluckstadt Police Department issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Water Wars Continue
The Jackson City Council keeps demonstrating why control of the water/sewer system should not be returned to the city of Jackson. WLBT reported:
Click Here to Read More..Monday, November 3, 2025
Funny of the Day
This funny ad is making the rounds up in New York City. Yes, New York City. Put down the rope.
Click Here to Read More.."She Walked Around the Whole School Recording Kids"
Some kids at Lake Cormorant High School in Desoto County spoke out against our recent Idiot of the Day in where else but TikTok.
Click Here to Read More..Michelin Recognizes Elvie's
Although it didn't get the coveted MICHELIN Star, Elvie's restaurant garnered attention from the famed MICHELIN Guide.
Click Here to Read More..Good News
ZeroBear PolyBear's great grandson is doing better. Things looked really rough for the little guy but Little Samuel is starting to pull through. The Bear sent an update:
Click Here to Read More..Shad Busts More Covid Fraud
State Auditor Shadrack White issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..HCSO Sergeant Gunned Down
Hinds County Sheriff Tyree Jones issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..One Percent-World Problems
How does one cope with the ABC/ESPN blackout on Youtube TV?
Click Here to Read More..Sunday, November 2, 2025
Being a Victim of Self-Tackle-ization
Bill Crawford: Could Data-Center Focus Stymy Manufacturing Growth in Mississippi?
As Mississippi basks in its AI data-center boom, all is not copasetic in the AI economy.
Click Here to Read More..Saturday, November 1, 2025
Still Can't Touch This
The University of Arizona Running Backs Coach sure has come a long way since his younger days.
Click Here to Read More..Wingate to Fight Water Rate Increase
U.S. District Judge Chokwe Antar Wingate is hauling JXN Water Manager Ted Henifin before him Wednesday after Mr. Henifin said he was going to raise water rates in December. The emergency order states:
Click Here to Read More..Feds Want Whiteside in Jail
The Justice Department wants Lindsey Whiteside behind bars and behind bars now. Prosecutors asked a federal judge to revoke the convicted sex offender's bond in U.S. District Court this week.
Click Here to Read More..D.L. Gardner: Two Super Bowl Halftime Shows
Why do so many people around the world watch the Super Bowl each year? You’re right! The ads and the halftime show! Only die-hard football fans tune in for the game. And only fans of the two teams really care who does what on the field. Besides, there’s a party going on!
Click Here to Read More..Friday, October 31, 2025
Suicide Attempt in Rankin
Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Will Judge Wingate Cripple JXN Water?
JXN Water's failure to get a rate increase will cripple the system in a few years. So says JXN Water's quarterly status report. The report points out many improvements such as lower water production and system pressure. However, the report states the system will operate at losses of tens of millions of dollars if the rate increase is not approved.
Click Here to Read More..Eating the Blight
The Horhn administration promised to clean up the blight and cleaning up the blight it is. Check out the city's new Public Works employee cleaning up things on West Street near Gallatin Street yesterday.
Click Here to Read More..Junking the Junk Food
Some People Just Won't Shut Up
Oh great. Our Governor Buffoon has done it again. Ole Miss fans are going to enjoy this one.
Click Here to Read More..Warm Up with Shrimp Bisque
It's getting cold and few things are as tasty as a good shrimp bisque in winter. Check out ZeroBear PolyBear's recipe in downloadable format below.
Click Here to Read More..Thursday, October 30, 2025
Dirty Delta Cops, Sheriffs, & Jailers Busted
The Justice Department issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Time To Get Fit
Governor Tate Reeves issued the following statement.
Governor Tate Reeves today issued Executive Order 1589 to reestablish the Presidential Fitness Test for elementary, middle and high school students across Mississippi. Executive Order 1589 comes after President Donald J. Trump issued an executive order that reestablished the President’s Council on Sports, Fitness and Nutrition and reinstituted the Presidential Fitness Test.
Click Here to Read More..The Rest of the Story: Ranch Edition
Much has been said on social media and in the news after the popular Ranch daycare center in Madison closed Monday. What exactly happened? JJ did some digging and here is the story.
Click Here to Read More..Bigger Pie Forum: Wishful Not Thinking
Bigger Pie Forum Chairman Kelly Williams authored this post.
The Mississippi River is going to change course (avulse) to the Atchafalaya at the Old River Control Complex (ORCC) above Baton Rouge and discharge to the Gulf near Morgan City, LA. Gravity will send it down this shorter, steeper path in a big flood — maybe the next one. Course changes happen about every 1,000 years when the channel clogs up with silt, flow slows, and floods get higher. The last one happened around the 12th century. Click Here to Read More..Empower Podcast: Mayor John Horhn
What does it take to turn around a city? In this special episode recorded at Jackson City Hall, host Grant Callen talks with Mayor John Horhn about his love for Jackson, the lessons from his childhood and career in public service, and his mission to restore trust, safety, and opportunity in Mississippi’s capital. From fixing potholes to fighting crime and strengthening schools, Mayor Horhn shares his bold and hopeful vision for Jackson’s future. He also discusses the importance of community engagement, partnerships with local, state, and federal leaders, and leveraging Jackson’s unique cultural and economic assets to attract families and businesses back to the city. Whether you’re a Jackson resident or simply care about the future of Mississippi, this conversation offers insights, inspiration, and a roadmap for meaningful change.
Click Here to Read More..Taste Owners Get Bad Taste From Neighborhood
Overwhelming neighborhood opposition forced the Jackson Planning Board to reject Fondren Taste Bar & Grill's application for rezoning last week. Fondren Taste owner Clifton Rogers, wants to operate hotel rooms above his restaurant.
Click Here to Read More..Rounding Them Up
Update: WREG-TV will live-stream the Justice Department's 4:00 press conference on the arrests.
Just got word the Feds are arresting a bunch of law enforcement throughout North Mississippi.
Click Here to Read More..Consider Helping Others
Extra Table issued the following press release.
Mississippi families are hurting. As the federal government shutdown runs on and SNAP benefits are halted across our state, tens of thousands of our neighbors are facing empty plates — and food pantries are struggling to keep up.
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Trollfest '09
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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Trollfest '07
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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