Wednesday, February 19, 2025

Museum Announces Student Art Winners

 The Mississippi Museum of Art issued the following statement. 

The Mississippi Museum of Art (MMA)proudly recognizes the outstanding creativity of Mississippi students as part of the 2025 Scholastic Art & Writing Awards presented by Atmos Energy. As the regional affiliate for the program’s art division, MMA continues its longstanding commitment to supporting and showcasing the talents of young artists across the state.

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Live From Jacktown

 Who says downtown doesn't have entertainment? 

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Lieutenant Governor Collapses, Recovers

Update #2: The Lieutenant Governor issued the following statement: 

Thank you all for the kind words and prayers. I was dehydrated and am feeling fine now. I am grateful for Mississippi’s phenomenal medical professionals and am ready to go back to work tomorrow. Lesson learned: Stay hydrated.

Update #1: State Senator John Horhn told WAPT the Lieutenant Governor got up and walked to his office.   

Lieutenant Governor Delbert Hoseman. Just collapsed in Senate chambers. An ambulance is en route. He is conscious. More information will be reported when available.  

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Robert St. John: The Wedding

These days, emotions are running high. One minute, I’m in my truck thinking about our restaurants or the travel business, and the next, a song comes on, and I’m blinking back tears. Not over business, not over projects—over something much bigger, and way more important.

My daughter is getting married in 18 days.

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Timber!!! More (Alleged) Victims Sue Forestry Con-sultant.

 The list of lawsuits filed against forestry con-sultant Jeffery Taylor keeps getting longer and longer as more landowners claim Taylor ripped them off while acting as their forestry agent.  

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Sid Salter: Legislature Offers Different Tax Plans to Maintain Roads & Bridges

Both the Mississippi State Senate and the Miss. House of Representatives have passed measures designed to increase funds to maintain the state’s roads and bridges. The plans differ in that under the Senate proposal, an additional 3 cents per year for 3 years (9 cents total by 2027) indexed for inflation. Senate leader estimated the increase would generate about $212 million a year for MDOT.

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Tuesday, February 18, 2025

Nice Try, ShamsidDeen, Nice Try.

 ShamsidDunce strikes out again.  WAPT reported: 

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Worth a Thousand Words

 A picture taken from dash cam video of a shootout on Lakeland Drive shows a suspect pointing a pistol at a Flowood police officer.  

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Food Fight! Barnyard Version

 State Agriculchah and Commerce Commish Andrew Gipson and State Representative Missy McGee ( R- Crescent City Grill) are having a bit of an online spat over what else but a cellphone tower.  

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Absentee Ballots for Muni Elections Now Available

 Secretary of State Michael Watson issued the following statement. 

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Monday, February 17, 2025

Is AI Dumbing us Down?

 Is artificial intelligence making us well, less intelligent? 

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Did Gold Bars Wind up in Jackson?

 Did the EPA funnel taxpayers funds to Cooperation Jackson?  

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UMC Dental Mission Helps Hundreds

 Rachel Vanderford authored the following press release for UMC. 

Lorenzo Boyland of Pearl has been struggling with dental pain ever since the metal filling in his tooth dislodged two years ago.  

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Madison Man Indicted for Child Porn

 A Madison County grand jury indicted Britton Butler for no less than eight counts of child exploitation on February 3.  

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Sunday, February 16, 2025

Firefight in Flowood

 The Mississippi Bureau of Investigation issued the following statement. 

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Capitol Police Catch (Alleged) Kidnapper

 The Capitol Police issued the following statement. 

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When "Look at Me" is the Reward

Don't you love reading those long-winded prayers people post on Facebook when people ask for prayer? Instead of a simple "prayers sent", someone posts something that screams look at me instead of just acknowledging the request.  Too harsh? Well, Dr. Pollard discussed the hypocrites who emote long and loud prayers in the 1997 sermon posted below.  "Hypocrites" as used in the Sermon on the Mount, he preached, meant those who loved to be seen instead of current use where someone doesn't practice what he well, preaches.   Watch below to see Dr. Pollard discuss hypocrites and the rest of his sermon on the Sermon on the Mount.  

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Bill Crawford: Communities of Excellent Learning Should be Covered

As politicians focus on, complain about, and try to dictate college curriculum, more should tune into the depth and breadth that college instruction provides.

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Saturday, February 15, 2025

Food Fight!

 Well, a little war broke out between the Governor and a couple of legislators over what else but...... early voting.   

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The Ulta Thieves

 The Madison Police Department issued the following statement. 

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D.L. Gardner: It's the Only Thing

Legendary NFL Coach Vince Lombardi famously quipped, “Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing.” In the long run, how do people measure winning and losing over a lifetime?

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Trooper Arrested

A Mississippi Highway Patrol Trooper stands accused of sexual battery.  

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Friday, February 14, 2025

Happy Valentine's Day

JJ wishes you a Happy Valentine's Day....

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Squatters Bill Passes House

The legislature is trying to make it harder  for squatters to find a home in Mississippi after the Mississippi House of Representatives passed a bill that will make it easier to prosecute squatters as well as phony realtors.  

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Flashback: When the Hemp Lady Ran for Mayor

This post was originally published in April 2013. It is one of the funnier videos ever published on this website.  

Went to the a forum at the Jackson Medical Mall last night for the Jackson mayoral candidates. More will be posted later but here is a sneak preview at the um, Hemp candidate. All she could talk about was hemp and when she wasn't talking about hemp, she was talking about meditation. See for yourself.

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Clinton Home Depot Hit

 The Clinton Police Department issued the following statement. 

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MCPP: Mississippi Momentum - It Really Is a Thing

The news about Mississippi just keeps on getting better!

First, the Mississippi House passed a bill to allow public to public School Choice. Not far behind is a bill that would allow a form of public to private School Choice.

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Liar of the Day

The Canton Municipal Executive Democratic Executive Committee rejected the candidacy of a convicted felon who tried to run for Ealdorman.  

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How many peaches does it take to make a peach upside down cake?

As many as you can carry home from Uncle Zachariah's orchard!



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Thursday, February 13, 2025

Haley Speaks!

You are in a real treat in the latest Empower Mississippi podcast.  Grant Callen hosts none other than former Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour.  Yup, Haley is back to discuss his views on the current political scene.  Fix yourself a Maker's Mark and enjoy. 

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Autopsy: Dau Mabil Was not Murdered

 An independent autopsy determined Dau Mabil's death was not a homicide. 

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Prado Gets First Hotel

Pracon Global Investment Group issued the following press release. 

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Four More Years! Four More Years!

Tonarri Moore is going to federal prison for four years.  Moore pleaded guilty to being a felon in possession of a firearm a year ago in U.S. District Court.  The court docket states: 

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Wednesday, February 12, 2025

Firebug Caught

 JPD arrested Malcolm Phinesee and charged him with arson and several other crimes after a house burned down on Reddoch Drive Monday.     

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No Comment!

 Well, well, well, this is certainly a unique coincidence.  

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Robert St. John: Ribeyes & Foxes With a Slice of Zebra

In the 1990s, I was at a statewide board meeting for the Mississippi Restaurant Association, and during a discussion about tourism, I mentioned the Hattiesburg Zoo in my hometown. That got some laughs. “Hattiesburg has a zoo?” they scoffed. Some of them chuckled like I’d just suggested we start promoting Hattiesburg as the next great beach destination.

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Hotel O Demolition Moves "Closer to the Goal Line"

Update (11:45 AM): The city received the samples yesterday and submitted the report to MDEQ today. 

"We are getting closer to the finish line," said Jackson City Attorney Drew Martin as he provided an update on the demolition of the infamous Hotel O to the Jackson City Council yesterday.

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Sid Salter: Appointing Insurance Commish Overdue Improvement

Kudos to Mississippi Commissioner of Insurance Mike Chaney for advocating for the elimination of his elective office by changing it to an appointive one in the interest of “taking the politics out” of the regulation of the insurance industry in the state.

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Tuesday, February 11, 2025

Have Coffee with Councilman Ashby Foote

 


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Crisler Gets 30 Months

 The Justice Department issued the following statement. 

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Will They Call Him Bruce?

 Rick Springfield, yes, the Rick Springfield is coming to Brandon along with some other blasts from the pasts on May 31.  

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No Breaks at Jackson McDonald's Today

A shootout took place at the intersection of Hanging Moss and Northside Drive this morning.  

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Firebug Alert!

 Northeast Jackson has a firebug.  Surprisingly enough, the arsonist is a residentially-challenged individual.  The following post and photos appeared on social media: 

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Monday, February 10, 2025

Denied!

 The Jackson Democratic Executive Committee rejected the mayoral candidacies of Keyshia Sanders and Ali ShamsiDeen.  Ms, Sanders is a convicted felon while ShamsiDunce could not prove he lives in Jackson. 

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Jackson Thief (Alleged) Gets Some Madison County Justice

 Daveon Reed flunked out of the Hinds County Catch & Release program.  

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Cool Coach of the Day

 McNeese State Basketball Coach William Wade noticed his team was somewhat tired in the middle of basketball season.  So what did he do? 

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Hotel 0 Demolition Delayed

The Hotel O stands strong on I-55 North as a middle finger to Jackson.  Although the City Council approved funding the demolition of the building, nary a wrecking ball has appeared on the premises as the city lags behind on getting MDEQ approval for the teardown.  MDEQ issued the following statement last week: 

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Rankin Deputies Seize Fentanyl

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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Rednecker is Coming to Brandon

 Get ready, Hardy's  Jim Bob World Tour is coming to Brandon.  Red Mountain Entertainment announced: 

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Sunday, February 9, 2025

Chiefs or Eagles?

 The Big Game, make that the Super Bowl, is today. It is a rematch from two years ago as the Eagles try to upend the Chiefs.  Las Vegas favors the Chiefs by 1.5 points.  However, we can't go by Vegas when analyzing this game but approach it from an environmentalist perspective.  

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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