Jackson Jambalaya

What do mean "return next year"? We're all gonna be dead by that time. (Cough, cough, sneeze, snort)

I am not going to Chruch Sunday either.

I think you mean **Coronavirus** aka Covid-19

More HYSTERIA.

The sky is falling. The sky is falling.

Upon the recommendation of others, I read America's Plague which details how the Yellow Fever was spread nationwide by revelers of the Memphis Mardi Gras. So this was a good decision.

"Only two things are infinite... the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein.

I dont get the big deal. According to 4chan you can cure Coronavirus by closing yourself in a small room and mixing bleach and ammonia in a bucket. That's why both bleach and ammonia have been disappearing from store shelves.

With 500,000+ people dying each year from coronary artery disease in the US, what do we do? Celebrate the latest flavor of Doritos tortilla chips!

Malcolm was itching for an excuse to bag the parade and the Wuhan virus provided it. It won't be back. Just watch.

You mean Wuhan Flu?

Stay home.
Wash often.
Do not go to ER unless you are dying.

Draft wills

I'm involved in events. Fear of getting sued is likely a driver when you see events get canceled. If people contract that virus and die and the exposure is linked back to that parade, a big fat lawsuit is coming. Claimant will say "That city or charity was warned by the health authorities that events could expose people to this virus but they went ahead and had their event anyway--and poor Mr. Jones is now dead because of their callous disregard and gross negligence." Ole' Morgan & Morgan will have a field day. So don't be too hard on the parade organizers. If I was them, I'd cancel in a heartbeat. Huge legal liability. That said, events where people sign waivers is a different matter. If EVERY participant signs a well worded waiver, such as in the case of a 5K or cycling race, that's fine. But a public parade...? Not smart until the CDC and state dept of health say things are safe now.

Every hour over 6000 people die. 150k people die every day. Why isn’t trump addressing that?

Malcolm has been desperately hoping for some 'reason' to cancel this boondoggle event. Chokwe is off the hook with barricades. Jill Conner Brown and the girls will be appearing at Twin Peaks instead.

At least they won’t have to clean up all the drunks lying in the gutters

4:48, good luck establishing causation. Good luck proving the source, time, place and manner of infection.

This farce is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

"Sheep will be Sheep".

I think I will now peddle plastic "do-dads" from Asia.
I will wash my hands and everything should be fine . . . as I become a millionaire.

On a more serious note, have there been anymore carjackings in Belhaven ?

Who's making book that Antard uses the Wuhan virus as an excuse to further delay the re-opening of the Zoo?

You really don't have to worry about this in Mississippi nobody travels to this place and obviously not many of you travel further than Winona.

"Malcolm White took their advice and made the decision to shut it down".

I sense Malcom wanted to shut that parade down a few years ago.

It ain't the same.
Jackson ain't the same.

This is the best scenario Mr. White could have ever dreamed about.

I’m like 3:43, but I went one step further and mixed bleach, ammonia and Lithium batteries from the truck fire and WOW!!!!! Now I can’t breathe but I can see the energizer bunny in my dreams!!!

OK, all you brainless bloggers; the reason to keep people from congregating is to make it to a time when there is a vaccine.
Facts
Coronavirus** aka Covid-19 is 12 times deadlier than the Flu.
Every human being is a walking incubator.
The Covid-19 virus has never been seen by the body, so, there is no built up resistance.

I promise. I will never die.

Eating bats and scaly anteaters is probably not a good idea.

Yeah I bet Malcolm wanted to shit down one of his best sinews busy day of the year. He planned this virus to not make money. I am not saying some commenters are idiots, but if the shoe fits fits your clown sized feet wear hem. This will hurt many small business and other larger in Jackson

"Malcolm wanted to shit down
if the shoe fits fits
wear hem."

I doubt we will ever get a proper translation of this comment.

That parade is still a thing? I lost Interest years ago.

Reduces the risk of drunks getting run over by other drunks on a float.

This has gone full retard.

7:17 You should go back to the Walmart in Madison and buy another 12 dozen roles of toilet paper for your stockpile.

Yep, and you can thank the fully retarded trial lawyers. I’d love the opportunity to sue one one day.

The fact that it is on March 28th tells you everything you need to know about the St. Patty's Parade... If you can't hold it within the week of the 17th, what is the point?

and.... just like that there was never another St. Paddy’s Day Parade in Jackson MS!

I’m glad it is cancelled. It always gets on my nerves that for one day all
the rednecks and white trash around here get dressed up and think they are Irish. Most of them couldn’t even find Ireland on a map.

Where will Kingfish manage to get free green beer now?

I never been to it so it doesn't effect me.