Tuesday, July 29, 2014

True the Vote files "incident reports"

This post is political junkie porn.  Here are the "incident reports" filed by True the Vote in federal court.  I don't plan to read them but the lawyers and polijunks probably will.  Enjoy.







15 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is a bit off topic, but the CL has a story up about Charles Johnson's latest stunt. Apparently, Johnson is trying to get all 40 of his readers to join him in a crusade against buzz feed by offering a $100 bounty for each instance of plagiarism committed by Buzzfeed that his dear readers can provide him. The best part is Johnson's explanation as to why he wants to "take down" buzzfeed. In Johnson's own words: "BuzzFeed wrote a factually inaccurate piece against me relying on opposition research from Cory Booker's team .... Yep, this is payback."

Yep, Johnson is upset about accurate reporting.
http://www.clarionledger.com/story/dailyledes/2014/07/29/charles-johnson-buzzfeed-stolen-photos/13315031/

Anonymous said...

Where are the 40000 fraudulent votes?

Anonymous said...

So True the Vote named "Bill Billingsly, Volunteer for McDaniel Campaign" as an offender. Try again. I was and am for Cochran but I don't believe Bill is a part to any wrong doing in the election.

Anonymous said...

3:05 pm:
They are in tinfoil-hat territory. To view them, drink this delicious cup of kook-aid. Doing so will transport you to the Truth and Justice "Reality" tour bus presently trailing the comet Hale–Bopp, where all the illegal votes are being examined and certified.

Anonymous said...

After trying to read these incident forms, some folks need to print or to learn how to cursive write. Did not see any incident reports for Jeff Davis County? Why were not all of the incident reports not included or why were some counties listed but had no incident reports?

John Pittman Hey said...

The Jefferson Davis County report is on page 12 of the 42 page appendix above.

It reports that TTV was barred from looking at the pollbooks period. The deputy clerk seems to have interpreted an email from the SOS as barring any party except those representing candidates from looking at pollbooks.

Anonymous said...

I missed where Bill was mentioned- tired eyes, maybe. I like Bill, too. They're crazy (obvious, but really) if that guy's on there.

Anonymous said...

From what I see of this, a lot of this is over the controversy as to whether the Clerk could redact the DOBs. The Supreme Court has now ruled on that issue as to State law. My guess: The Federal Court will likely rule that the issue does not fall under the national voter registration law or that redaction is required per Federal policy under FOIA so as not to conflict with the State law and policy.

Anonymous said...

I like the one in Vol 3 where the "Incident" was that the writer complains they could not find the Jefferson County Courthouse in Fayette. So much of the rest of this seems an equally random collection of misc. stuff.

Anonymous said...

Judges usually don't read more than 10 pages, sometimes less. Do they really think that anyone, even a law clerk, will actually read this? I know, making a record and all that but come on folks, someone must have given them some bad crystal meth!

Sarcastic Lawyer said...

It is time to out all the TeaBaggers in the Mississippi Press so that they may all be scorned and ridiculed in their community. Should they decide to pack up and leave the state, then all the better. Mississippi is for bigger government now. Time for the TP to head for the borders.

Anonymous said...

"I like the one in Vol 3 where the "Incident" was that the writer complains they could not find the Jefferson County Courthouse in Fayette."

Clearly Barbour, Cochran and their minions hid it to sabotage the election.

Loons.

John Pittman Hey said...

What's really odd is, Google can't find the Jefferson County courthouse either.

If you key in 1483 Main Street, Fayette, MS, you get dumped in the middle of some country road on the outskirts of Fayette.

Apparently, Fayette recently renumbered Main Street. Before, the courthouse was in the 400 block, now it's the 1400 block.

Bing does find the courthouse correctly, but the Google products do not.

Anonymous said...

I found the incident report where both McDaniel and Cochran representative questioned the lack of credentials of the True the Vote naifs.

Anonymous said...

Dear TTV, thank you for providing a list of people I will know to avoid!

I don't want to socialize or do business of any kind with any of these people !



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