Friday, July 26, 2013

Nubian Nero

While Detroit burned, watch this 2010 video of a city council meeting.



City collapsing and this is what you get. Think I'm being rough on her? Read this.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

God damn the White Devil to hell! If we could only get rid of all the whites, Detroit would be just like the Motherland! A paradise on earth ... until those creepy ass crackers STOLE it from us!

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of a Hinds County Board of Supervisors meeting except they know more American history than anyone on the Hinds board would know.

Anonymous said...

This is Chokwespeak, full of untruths, half-truths, conflations, malapropisms and accusations.

One of my Classic videos said...

Hell hath no fury than a pissed off black woman with a hyphenated last name

Anonymous said...

This is a sneak preview of Jackson City Council meetings in 2016 or so.

Just kidding . . . Quentin Whitwell will fix it all for us.

Anonymous said...

All the classiest, most intelligent, most prescient, most brilliant black women have hyphens in their names, or double last names.

Barbara-Rose Collins
LaRita Cooper-Stokes
Carol Moseley Braun
Sheila Jackson Lee

Anonymous said...

Someone in Detroit acts like an idiot = talk trash about Jackson; a fast food restaurant outside of Jackson gets robbed by someone who, for all we know, is not from Jackson = talk trash about Jackson; a rankin county son kills his rankin county father outside of Jackson = talk trash about Jackson; my back started hurting while doing yard work at my house in Ridgeland = talk shit about Jackson. It never ends

And jacksonians are the pretentious ones?? HA!

What are you really trying to accomplish? If you think you're doing a good deed by pointing out that Jackson has problems, stop because everyone already knows that. We are way past that point. You're really using this opportunity to be a jerk. Just like that guy in the fraternity who claimed he was building character amongst the pledges by hazing them, you act like an asshole and pretend that you're doing it for a good reason. Deep down, you're just an asshole though.

By the way, you're not convincing anyone to relocate to the metro area and buy more houses in whatever suburb you live in by making the area look bad (I.e. saying that we are Detroit).

Hurt my back doing yard work in Ridgeland said...

Geez, 6:21! Sounds like someone pissed in your Post Toasties. Lighten up, Francis.

P.S. Jackson is a hole.

Anonymous said...

Lets focus on where you live and see how you react.

P.s. no it's not

Anonymous said...

The comparisons to Detroit obviously hits a raw nerve with some Jackson supporters who, being honest with themselves, are intelligent enough to see the writing on the wall. The comparisons are apt.

Now a Jackson firehouse has closed and there is no real plan and certainly no money to re-open it. Fire hydrants thoughout the city already have no pressure. There is no water in many neighborhoods to fight fires.

Jackson is not as advanced on the death spiral timeline as Detroit but the path is exactly the same. Exactly the same.

Anonymous said...

You suburban hatas need to realize that Jackson is the center of this are and always will be.

Jackson is the financial capital of the state. On Ellis Avenue alone there are more than 13 easy cash stores. You're hard pressed to find one or two in the suburbs.

Anonymous said...

You idiots arguing about jackson being done are naive. The entire State is done. In ten years the voters, and elected offices, of everywhere in the State will resemble that of Jackson.

Anonymous said...

July 27, 2013 at 12:28 PM = Contagion Theory.

FALLACY.

That was no Ladd-y.. said...

You idiots arguing about the state being done are naive. The entire nation is done. In ten years the voters, and elected offices, of everywhere in the nation will resemble that of the state.



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