Tuesday, December 31, 2024

Renaissance Suspect Known to Police

 The suspect shot during the incident at Renaissance today was accused earlier this year of being involved in the murder of a 14 year-old.

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Suspect Shot After Ramming Police

 A chase at Renaissance ended in the shooting of the suspect. Ridgeland Police issued the following statement. 

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What's in a Name, a Baby's Name?

 The Mississippi State Department of Health released the top 25 names for boys and girls born in Mississippi this year. Who is number one? Who didn't make the cut?  Only one way to find out. Scroll on down. 

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The Blue Book is Here

The Mississippi Secretary of State just released the 2025-2029 edition of the Blue Book.  It contains everything you might want to know about Mississippi government from the Governor to the dog catcher.  Available here.

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Carjacker Caught

 JPD caught a carjacker and is looking for some more.  WAPT reported: 

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Madoff Recovery: 94%

 The Justice Department issued the following statement yesterday. 

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Funny of the Day

Stephen A took a break from skewering the Cowgirls to have a meltdown over what else but...... Dragonball Z.   

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Monday, December 30, 2024

Haters Gonna Hate

Some people just can't stand to see others do well.   The Mississippi Valley State University marching band got some good news recently.  The university issued the following statement and tweet: 

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Ending With a Whimper

 A Rankin County woman's federal lawsuit against former MHP trooper Ivana Williams was dismissed with prejudice today.   

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Lyft Driver Beaten & Carjacked

 A Lyft driver was carjacked and beaten Saturday afternoon in West Jackson.

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Sunday, December 29, 2024

Murder-Suicide in Brandon

 The Brandon Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Common & Ordinary

"He drew people to him because he was so open. Jesus would come into your house and he would sit with you on Sunday afternoon and watch the Saints game,  at least as long as he could (KF: Yes, the Saints could try even his patience). Remember, he's human and he would play with your kid. He'd listen to your jokes and laugh. He'd tell some jokes of his own and when you talked to him, he would listen as though he owned time and it made it himself and had all of it there was in the world. He was common. He was ordinary," said the late Dr. Frank Pollard as he described Jesus Christ in the 1996 sermon posted below.  Listen to what else Dr. Pollard had to say.  

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Bill Crawford: Legislators Face School Choice Choices

As Mississippi legislators prepare to open their 2025 session, they find themselves under siege from well-funded school choice proponents. Two non-profits are principals – the Mississippi Center for Public Policy (MCPP) and Empower Mississippi (EM).

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Saturday, December 28, 2024

Woman Accused of Running Puppy Mill

 Numerous people on social media accuse a Madison County woman of running a puppy mill.  WLBT reported: 

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Live from the Streets of Jackson

 Thinking of donating shoes to the residentially-challenged who seem to populate major intersections now?  You might want to think again.  

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D.L. Gardner: Jesus Worthy of Our Love & Praise

“In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.”

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Dontae Walker, Rest in Peace

 Former Clinton and Mississippi State University football star Dontae Walker passed away last night.    A football star, he got in trouble with the law but later turned his life around, gaining the redemption he sought.  Condolences to his family and friends.

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Friday, December 27, 2024

Going, Going, Gone!

The Chick Fil A restaurant in Region's Plaza is closing January 31, 2025.  The closing probably should not come as a surprise.  The restaurant is only open 7-3 on weekdays.  It was probably only a matter of time. 

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MCPP: The Next American Century is Now

Remember when Japan was predicted to overtake America? 

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Find This Mutt

 Please keep an eye out for this lost little mutt in the Crossgates area.  

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Progress!

 Apparently our little post about the former Elite restaurant got someone's attention.  Check out how the storied Jackson landmark appeared yesterday. 

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Snickerdoodle Cookies

Let's go back in history to circa 1950s style elementary school lunch days at Clinton Blvd. Elementary School, before it was pulled out of the county school system into the Jackson Public School System and immediately renamed as Mary Ida Raines Elementary.


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Thursday, December 26, 2024

Preach, Brother, Preach!

 Portnoy takes on one of the most annoying features of modern civilization.  

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Meet The Speakah

 Tune in to the Empower Mississippi podcast with Grant Callen.  This week's guest is none other than Jason White, Speaker of the Mississippi House of Representatives.  The time of the session draws nigh so if you want to hear what is coming down the turnpike, check out Speaker White has to say. 

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USM Hoopster Throws Up a Brick in Court

 A Southern Miss basketball player's attempt to challenge the NCAA's "5-year rule" and gain an extra year of eligibility failed in federal court this week.  

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Robert St. John: Parental Pride

Pride is a complex emotion. Sitting in the audience, watching my son walk across the stage to receive his bachelor’s degree, I felt it surge in a way that caught me off guard. Pride isn’t always a good thing—too much can be toxic, too little can lead to defeatism. But pride in your children? That’s the kind of pride that fills your soul and leaves you deeply grateful.

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Sid Salter: Awaiting Post-Christmas Ghost of TikTok's Future & Trump's Return

Any way you slice, there’s a lot to unpack for fans and opponents of the social media application TikTok – the short-form Chinese-owned video platform with an algorithm that personalizes each user’s experience based on learning one’s preferences.

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Wednesday, December 25, 2024

Horses Shot

 The Madison Police Department issued the following statement. 

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The Jambalaya Podcast: The Roast

 The Kingfish had the opportunity to roast none other than KIM Waaaaaaade a couple of weeks ago.  Posted below is a little Christmas treat that is none other than a reenactment of the Kingfish's roast.  Enjoy. 

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Awwwwww

 This video should be commercial of the year.  

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Tuesday, December 24, 2024

Enjoy Some Christmas

If you're looking for some different Christmas music to play while you hustle and bustle tonight, check out Andre Rieu's 2024 Christmas concert in Sydney, Australia.   It's a real treat of festivity and music.  Enjoy.  

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Oops!

 Check out this screenshot from the Outlets of Mississippi website.  Notice anything? 

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Funny of the Day

 Sometimes, the stupid get exactly what they deserve.   Watch the video all the way to the end.  

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Trooper Drama

 Why is it troopers can't seem to stay out of trouble?  The Save JXN dude posted this little story on his social media accounts over the weekend: 

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Monday, December 23, 2024

Idiot of the Day

 Apparently someone tried to do what they said can't be done and failed.  Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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Christmas Specials at The Country Squire

 


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The Bird Flu is Here

MDAC Commissioner Andrew Gipson issued the following statement. 

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Catch Him if you Can

Identity theft is real as one poor schmuck discovered to his horror here in Jackson.  

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Balltar Speaks!

Sometimes, the oracle is not kind.  Be careful of asking to see your future.  

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Sunday, December 22, 2024

Rivers, not Reservoirs

Much suffering and pain is associated with Christmas.  It is not the happiest time of the year for everyone.  Indeed, while it is the celebration of the birth of Christ, even the late Dr. Frank Pollard preached Simeon told Mary her son would pierce a "sword through your heart."  However, hope and salvation come with the sword as well as his birth provided a way to deal with such suffering.   Enjoy the December 22, 1996 sermon posted below. 

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Fireball in the Sky

 Check out the Chinese satellite burning up in the atmosphere over Hal & Mal's last night.  

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Bill Crawford: Radicalization of 15 Year-Old Chilling

Hard to fathom how this horrible tragedy could happen – a 15-year-old girl, Natalie “Samantha” Rupnow opened fire in the Abundant Life Christian School she had attended in Madison, Wisconsin, killing a teacher and a student, wounding others, then killing herself police said.

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Saturday, December 21, 2024

Crumbling Away (Updated)

 Check out what has happened to a Jackson landmark.  Feel free to throw something at the wall. 

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D.L. Gardner: News Roundup of the Transition

For about a month now Americans have been all up in the air over “Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena” (UAP) what they call drones. The federal government says most of them are airplanes though they don’t really know what they are or who is flying them. They don’t know where they come from or where they go to. Nevertheless, federal sources have all agreed the UAPs pose no threat and are not dangerous.

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Friday, December 20, 2024

Busted!

 The Pearl Police Department issued the following statement. 

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MCPP: Speaking up on School Choice

Imagine a world in which the President of the United States could prevent you from reading a story about incriminating emails found on his son’s laptop?

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Mine! Mine! Mine!

 Uh-oh, the city of Jackson wants to get back its water system.  WLBT reported: 

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Christmas - Sugar Cookies

It would be fun to tell Christmas Cookie Lies to you guys, but Santa (who is a real guy, just not as heavy as the story says) says that telling Christmas Cookie Lies about how I made these will result in switches and coal under the tree with my name on them. 



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Thursday, December 19, 2024

Funny of the Day

 This is how you win an election. 

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Idiot of the Day

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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