Friday, October 27, 2023

Truck Stop Food? Almost.

Disclaimer: I have never worked in the kitchen of a truck stop, even though, IMO, I would make an excellent truck stop cook. Not having that position in my resume doesn't matter much, since truck stop level of cooking is a matter of attitude, rather than opportunity. By the way, should this post potentially lead to an employment offer, I am not looking for a job, since I am both retired and lazy.


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More Police at Madison-Central High School

 Madison-Central High School  Principal Teague Wakefield said there will be a police presence at his school for the near future.  He sent the following letter to parents. 

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Brain Pacemaker for Epilepsy

Annie Oeth authored the following press release for UMMC. 

Jessica Vann of Jackson is back doing what she loves – spending time with her family, working as a customer service representative and fishing along the reservoir – after receiving an advanced treatment option for epilepsy. 

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Thursday, October 26, 2023

The Hate Spreads

Jew-hatred not seen since the 1930's is breaking out around American college campus as Hamas supporters in the faculty and student ranks advocate violence against Jews.  First up is UC-Davis Professor Jemma Decristo.  The "professor" urged fellow Hamas supporters to track down Jewish journalists and their children and well, you can imagine what was proposed.

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Scholars Debate at Madison-Central

 Madison police arrested five students at Madison Central High School this morning after a fight broke out at the school.

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Tunnels of Terror

A major obstacle facing Israel as it retaliates against Hamas is the tunnel system in Gaza.  Built more than 30 feet underground, the tunnels are impervious to most bunker-busters and favor the defenders if attacked by infantry.  Former Army Grunt Chris Cappy provides a nice tutorial on the tunnel system and the threats they pose to an Israeli invasion.  His video is posted below.

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 WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR KIDS.  EXTREMELY GRAPHIC VIDEO

Meanwhile, over on Sunset Drive, a dude just plain lost it as he did a fertility dance sans all before getting back into his car and driving off in a hurry. 

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Ex-MDOC Employees Sentenced in Prisoner Beating Case

 The Justice Department issued the following statement. 

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Wednesday, October 25, 2023

Signals? What Signals?

 Some people are actually surprised when they get caught.  

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Mission Mississippi Hosts Event Tomorrow

Mission Mississippi, a nonprofit organization committed to Christian reconciliation and racial healing throughout the community, will host a conference and banquet tomorrow at the Jackson Convention Complex in downtown Jackson. This event will serve as the culmination for Mission Mississippi’s 30th Anniversary.

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Why We Can't Have Nice Things: Ole Miss Edition

As a moth is drawn to light, so are some savages drawn to destruction as they simply can't stand to leave beauty alone.  Exhibit A: Oxford Square. 

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Robert St. John: Tuscan Son

BARBERINO-TAVERNELLE, TUSCANY— I first came to this part of the world in 2011 on a three-week stopover with my wife and kids during a six-month family jaunt through Europe. What struck me within the first few days I arrived in Tuscany was that it felt a lot like the American South.

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Sid Salter: Fighting Polio

 U.S. President Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Olympian Wilma Rudolph, actors Donald Sutherland and Alan Alda, golf legend Jack Nicklaus, NFL Head Coach Bud Grant, New York City Ballet principal dancer Tanaquil Le Clercq, Washington Post editor Ben Bradlee, and Israeli American violin virtuoso Itzhak Perlman. What do these notable Americans all have in common?

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Tuesday, October 24, 2023

Mardis Pleads Guilty (Updated)

 Todd Mardis plead guilty to aggravated domestic violence just now in Rankin County Circuit Court.  

Todd Mardis pleads guilty, flanked by attorney
 

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Prelude to Trial: Mardis & D.A. Skirmish

The defense and prosecution are furiously firing a flurry of responses at each other as the October 30 trial of Todd Mardis approaches.  Mardis was indicted for aggravated domestic violence for allegedly beating his wife. 

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Help Wanted

 The Bean Parlor in Gluckstadt needs baristas for all shifts.  The coffee shop is across the street from The Range by Jimmy Primos.  It closes at 7 and is closed on Sundays. If you know someone who likes slinging coffee, call 601-966-3968.  Ask for Jasmine McKay.  JJ published a feature story about the coffee shop two years ago.

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Catch & Release! Squawk! Catch & Release!

John Allen Greer, Jr. is unfortunately a star pupil of the Hinds County catch & release program as he has managed to (allegedly) rape, pillage, and plunder his way through Jackson without penalty.  

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Raising Hell at Raising Cane's

 A brawl took place at Raising Cane's in Madison Friday night after the Madison-Central-Germantown football game. The Jaguars won 49-0. 

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Monday, October 23, 2023

Awesome! Totally Awesome!

Auburn might have lost the football game Saturday night but it won the battle of the bands as it put on a dazzling performance dedicated to none other than Metallica.  Check out the performance in the video posted below.

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Mayor Calls $850,000 Riverside Project Fiasco an "Expensive Mistake"

Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba held his regular briefing this afternoon. The video and highlights are posted below.

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Recovered!

 The Mississippi Department of Agriculture and Commerce issued the following statement. 

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Senator: Shooting Investigation Taking Place

 Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith issued the following statement. 

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Judge Holds No Criminal Trials

Correction: This post erroneously reported Judge Gibbs did not appear with other Hinds County judges opposing HB #1020 at a press conference earlier this year.  Judge Gibbs was at the press conference. Apologies. 

Hinds County Circuit Judge Debra Gibbs might just be the poster child for HB #1020 as she has held no criminal trials since she took her seat on the bench in January.  You read that correctly.  Judge Gibbs has held no criminal trials.  Nada.  Zero.  Zilch.  Period.   

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A Tale of Two Halves

 It was the best of halves, it was the worst of halves.....

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Sunday, October 22, 2023

The Downtown Deadbeats Strike Riverside Project

Incompetence costs, even in the Lumumba administration.  The failure to pay bills even when the city has the money means the Riverside Drive project is going to cost another $850,000.  WLBT reported October 18: 

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Hate Crime & Hate Speech or Coincidence?

 Yesterday was a horrible day for Jews in Michigan.  A president of a synagogue was stabbed to death. Fox News reported: 

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Ready for the Time Warp?

 Get your costumes, water guns, and any other paraphernalia of mischief you can think of because the Rocky Horror Picture show is returning to the big screen in Jackson. 

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Being on Ditch Patrol

What is ditch patrol and what does it have to do with helping others, Grandma, and Helen Keller? Are ditches obstacles or opportunities? The late Dr. Frank Pollard wove such questions into the 1995 sermon posted below as he preached from Luke 10, giving a unique take on the parable of the Good Samaritan as only he could do.   Enjoy the remedial sermon if you couldn't make it to church today. 

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Bill Crawford: Will Bailey's Experience Help Him Beat Stamps Again?

An agency that handles mostly complicated decisions may be without experienced leadership next year. Two of the three members of the Mississippi Public Service Commission will be missing and the third faces a tight race.

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Saturday, October 21, 2023

Freed Killer Arrested

Well, well, well. Look who is in the Rankin County jail.  Some people just can't stand a good break when they get one and James Williams is no exception. 

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D.L. Gardner: Signs of the Last Days?

 The world has a race problem. It’s all around us in small towns and exponentially large metro areas. Race is everywhere. The human race that is.

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Does State Have Too Many Vehicles?

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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Friday, October 20, 2023

Million Dollar Bonds for Fraudsters

 The Madison Police Department issued the following press release and mug shots. 

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What is SHIFT?


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Bringing up Baby

 Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it. Proverbs 22:6 (KJV)

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Pearl Assistant Police Chief Fired

 The Pearl Board of Alderman fired Assistant Police Chief Amanda Thomasson Tuesday after meeting in executive session.  

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A Keto Diet Diversion

I am aware most of my past recipes were not exactly suitable for inclusion in any diet program, other than the “I do not diet”, diet. Here is a dish that works well for those who want to follow a low carbohydrate (AKA Keto) diet. If you aren’t one of those folks, just consider this as a very tasty dish to add to your dinner rotation. 

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Chris Epps Arrested at Krystal

The Brandon Police Department issued the following statement and mug shot.   

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Trace Closed

 Getting to work might take longer if you drive the Natchez Trace every morning. It is closed between the I-55 and Highway 51.

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Thursday, October 19, 2023

Police Searching for Thieves near Canton (Update: Caught!)

 The Madison Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Idiot of the Day: Clinton Edition

 The Clinton Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Shanda Yates Gets Results for Safer Neighborhoods

 Make no mistake about Shanda Yates.  She works to get safer neighborhoods. 

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Mardis Goes to War

The prosecution and defense are going to war in the Todd Mardis case as the October 30 trial approaches.  Mardis asked Rankin County Circuit Judge Steve Ratcliff to throw out all videos and move his case to another jurisdiction due to pre-trial publicity.  A Rankin County grand jury indicted Mardis for aggravated domestic violence last year. 

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The Butchery of Hamas

 Warning: Extremely Graphic & Violent Video Posted Below. 

The Israeli Defense Forces released video of the October 7 massacre of over 1,200 Israelis yesterday.  The video shows Hamas terrorists indiscriminately shooting men, women, and children as they tried to flee.  Not even family dogs were safe from Hamas savagery.  The video is posted below. 

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MDOC Opens Cosmetology School for Inmates

The Mississippi Department of Corrections issued the following statement and video.



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Wednesday, October 18, 2023

Coming Soon

 Now this movie looks like it was made just for the big screen. 

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Pineapple Alert!

Need a hat? Check out what Chane is selling at the Bean Parlor in Gluckstadt. 

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Teens Arrested in School Fires

 State Fire Marshal Mike Chaney issued the following statement. 

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Fraudster Pleads Guilty

 The Justice Department issued the following statement. 

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Robert St. John: It's All Lessons All the Time

 It’s funny how at different ages I have assumed I had life completely figured out.

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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