Friday, November 29, 2019

Pissing It All Away

Ole Miss literally tried to piss away the Egg Bowl last night.... and succeeded in making itself the Bulldogs' bitch. 

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Medicaid Mauls New York

Medicaid is busting New York's budget.  The New York Daily News reported a week ago:

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Buried Worker Rescued

The Madison Police Department issued the following statement Wednesday night.

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FOOD FIGHT at the Fairgrounds!

The current concessions vendor at the Mississippi Fairgrounds is raising hell because he was forced to bid for the new contract.  The Clarion-Ledger reported:

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Thursday, November 28, 2019

The Ghost of Thanksgiving Past

It's been over 25 years but former Hinds CC alum Leon Lett made on Thanksgiving very memorable in a way he would probably rather forget:

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Mexican Cartels Diversify

Will John Dowdy and Marshall Fisher claim that if you buy avocados, you are supporting the Mexican Drug Cartels? It seems the cartels are diversifying their portfolios.  The Los Angeles Times engaged in a sudden bout of journalism last week and reported:

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Stolen Classic Car Alert!

Keep an eye out for this stolen classic car in the Jackson metro area.

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Shrink, I want to KILL!!!

JJ wishes you a Happy Thanksgiving as the Kingfish prepares to eat dead burnt bodies.  Enjoy.

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Wednesday, November 27, 2019

What if Vols' Season Was a Boxing Movie?

Funny but true describes this week's edition of SEC Shorts.  Enjoy.

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Clinton Police Receives Accreditation

The city of Clinton issued the following statement.

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Thanksgiving Miracle

Madison County Deputy Brad Sullivan is actually walking, yes, walking.  See for yourself:

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Oakhurst Sues Ridgway Lane,

A Clinton homeowners association accused Ridgway Lane of embezzling over $168,000 from its bank accounts.  Oakhurst Homeowners Association sued the HOA management company in Rankin County Circuit Court yesterday.    Oakhurst claimed family members of the owners of Ridgway Lane either received or endorsed suspicious checks drawn on Oakhurst funds.

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Sid Salter: Reality of State Lottery Satisfying

As a longtime state lottery supporter, I quietly celebrated the official beginning Monday of Mississippi’s entry into this form of raising state revenue as small victory over the notion of Mississippi continuing to shoot itself in the foot through senseless and unjustifiable lottery opposition. I bought one on the way home from work – and lost.

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Tuesday, November 26, 2019

Ouch!

Make that a double or triple ouch.   How would you like to be on the receiving end of these punches?

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Panhandling in Style

Some poor schmuck made the mistake of pointing out on social media that some of our local panhandlers are begging in style:

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The Lotto Loot Rolls In

 The Mississippi Lottery Corporation issued the following statement.

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Ridgway Lane Sued for Payroll

The lawsuits continue to pile up against Ridgway Lane and the Lanes.  An October 29 check for the Ridgway Lane payroll apparently bounced.  People Lease, Inc, sued the company, David W. Lane, and David L. Lane in Madison County Court Friday for $18,763.

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Monday, November 25, 2019

Harreld Fights Banks

Jim Harreld is not taking his election day loss lying down but is fighting Karl Banks in Madison County Circuit Court.  Former Madison County District 4 Supervisor Karl Banks (D) beat Republican Jim Harreld by 51 votes.  Mr. Harreld filed a petition this afternoon contesting the election results.

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Only You Can Stop Turkey Fryer Fires!

Mississippi Insurance Commish Miguel Chaney issued the following advisory and video on turkey fryer fires.

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Funny of the Day

Howard Stern + LSU Coach Ed Orgeron = greatness.  Listen for yourself.

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Nursery Rhymes Coming to The District

The District at Eastover issued the following press release.

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Get Ready to Get Rich!

The Mississippi Lottery Commission issued the following press release and commercial.




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Kingfish Wins at Ethics Commission

The Kingfish won a round at the Mississippi Ethics Commission last week.  Hearing Officer Sonia Shurden ruled the Pelahatchie Board of Aldermen violated the Open Meetings Act when it conducted its work sessions by "huddling" in a corner of the Board room, making it impossible for the audience to hear any discussion.


Board & City Officials huddle during July work session.

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Sunday, November 24, 2019

Too Funny!

Need a laugh? Check out the Democratic Debate on SNL last night.  Enjoy.

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New Stage Stink

The city of Jackson gave New Stage Theatre a new environmental attraction of sorts.  A fountain appeared at the corner of Monroe and Carlisle Streets over the last few days.  There is just one problem - the fountain pumps raw sewage into a creek that flows past Belhaven Beach and into the Pearl River.  Posted below is the video yours truly shot today.

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Receiver Files Amended Complaint Against Butler Snow, Baker Donelson, et al.

SEC Receiver Allyson Mills filed an amended complaint against Butler Snow, Baker Donelson, Matt Thornton, Jon Seawright, and Matt Thornton Friday.  The amended complaint is posted below.  It's posted strictly for the readers who are following this case.

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Sunday Morning Sermon

The late Dr. Frank Pollard preached on money in the 1990 sermon posted below.  If you can't make it to church this morning, Enjoy.

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Bill Crawford: Happy Black Friday, er, Turkey Day

Yes, super shopping day Black Friday seems to be more top of the mind these days than family-friendly holiday Thanksgiving. Guess that's just another example of how our lives have become much more transactional than relational.

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Saturday, November 23, 2019

Ewwwww!

Stay away from the intersection of Carlisle and Monroe Streets in Jackson (by New Stage Theatre).  A fountain of raw sewage is flowing into the nearby creek.  The Pearl Riverkeepers posted on Facebook:

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Friday, November 22, 2019

Ouch!

Antifa punk decides to take on Good Ole Boy.  See the result for yourself.

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Ridgway Lane Update

Today has been a busy day in the Ridgway Lane embezzlement scandal.  The Bridgewaters appeared in court today while the Palisades and the Diplomat sued Ridgeway Lane, David W. Lane, and David L. Lane for embezzling hundreds of thousands of dollars from their bank accounts.  Ridgway Lane managed homeowners associations in the Jackson metro area . 

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So Long to Sam

Sam Hall is leaving the Clarion-Ledger.  The state newspaper reported: 

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Med School Dean Appointed to National Board

UMC issued the following press release written by Gary Pettus. 

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Palisades Residents Try to Take Back Neighborhood

Palisades homeowners are fighting back against a Homeowners Association Board they hold responsible for the disappearance of hundreds of thousands of dollars of their assessments.  This email is circulating among Palisades residents:

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Rez To Drop Two Feet

The Pearl River Valley Water Supply District issued the following statement.

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Thursday, November 21, 2019

Crashing & Burning?

Time for some late-night fun with the Star Wars franchise.  Doomcock reports the new Star Wars movie will be worse than reported earlier.   Yup, we are going to take seriously a dude wearing a goofy mask and John Lennon outfit in front of a Star Trek background.  Welcome to Hollywood journalism in 2019.  Enjoy.

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Madison Doc Pleads Guilty to Fraud

The Justice Department issued the following statement. 

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UMMC Opens Grenada Cancer Clinic

UMC issued the following press release. 

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Palisades: $89,000 Embezzled

The Palisades reports its  losses in the Ridgway Lane embezzlement scandal are $89,000.   Six homeowners associations sued Ridgway Lane for allegedly cleaning out HOA bank accounts that were managed by the Flowood company.  The Palisades HOA Board of Directors sent the following email to its members yesterday:

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Bigger Pie Forum: Certificates of Need Need to Go

Imagine if state government decided how many car dealerships were allowed in Mississippi.

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Gunplay Turns Deadly

JPD issued the following statement. 

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Wednesday, November 20, 2019

Let the Pre-Cancelling Begin

The New York Times, yes, the New York Times, actually posted something funny today and did so intentionally. Enjoy.

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Nooooooooo!!!

All good things come to an end, some sooner than others.  Deep South Pops is shutting it down.

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The Rest of the Story, Annandale Edition

The media had a field day last week with the plight of a woman who claimed she and her family were forced to live in an RV after a fire damaged their home on Christmas Eve.  WAPT reported:

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Sid Salter: McCoy's Record One of Vision, Pragmatism, & Progress

Mississippi House Speaker William J. “Billy” McCoy was a second-generation state lawmaker, a college-educated vocational agriculture teacher, a Farmers Home Administration loan officer and briefly an auditor for the state – and yes, he was a farmer and one of his family’s successful cash crops was red wiggler worms.

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Tuesday, November 19, 2019

St. Paddy's Day Parade Survives

The St. Paddy's Day Parade will be here for at least another year. The Clarion-Ledger reported today:

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UMMC Studies Breast-Feeding Barriers

UMMC issued the following press release authored by Annie Oeth. 

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What Went Down at the Zoo

Posted below is a recording of the July 24, 2018 Executive Committee meeting of the Jackson Zoological Society. This is the meeting where yours truly and another Board member confronted the Executive Director over an audit's report of the misuse of state bond funds.  Needless to say, the meeting grew very contentious at times.

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Monday, November 18, 2019

Will Hood Stop Out of State Corporation?

Governor Phil Bryant issued the following statement. 

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Cute!

Train up a child the way he should go......

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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