Tuesday, August 11, 2026

Messing Around in the Wrong County

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

Approximately 4:30pm on Monday, August 10, 2026, deputies with the Rankin County Sheriff’s Department responded to the Cedar Ridge & Cedar Stone neighborhoods off Hwy 468 near Pearl in reference to a burglary.

 

After arriving on scene, the suspect fled from deputies back into the residence and then barricaded himself inside.

 

The Rankin County Sheriff's Department Special Response Team along with its ancillary units responded to the scene.



Boy, you picked the wrong county

 

As of 8:25pm, the suspect who has multiple aliases was in custody.  A records check revealed that Christian Banks Lane II aka Banks Christian Nathaniel Lane has a lengthy criminal history involving 15 felony arrests, 12 misdemeanor arrests.  At the time of his arrest, the suspect was currently on Parole through the MS Department of Corrections for Burglary and Possession of a Controlled Substance.

 

The suspect has been charged with Residential Burglary and is being housed at the Rankin County Adult Detention Center on a $250,000 bond.

 

When crimes like this occur, the citizens of Rankin County can take comfort in knowing that Sheriff Bryan Bailey and the men and women of the Rankin County Sheriff’s Office will work tirelessly to investigate the case, identify those responsible, and bring them to justice.  We remain committed to protecting our citizens and keeping Rankin County a safe place to live, work, and raise a family.


Kingfish note: SCR baby!






Posted by Kingfish at 1:15 PM

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

This mother f@cker needs to be put out of his misery.

August 11, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Anonymous said...

is this called white trash?

August 11, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Anonymous said...

Ain't that boy been a guest on here before?...

August 11, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Anonymous said...

Neck tattoos should be probable cause for an arrest.

August 11, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Anonymous said...

He is a methodist of the crystal variety and 200% white trash. He will eventually kill someone. Locke him up and throw away the key.

August 11, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Anonymous said...

BUH-BYE!

August 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Anonymous said...

Thanks Sheriff Bailey! Great work by you and your folks.

August 11, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Anonymous said...

Subhuman waste of oxygen. The people are parasites on society.

August 11, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Anonymous said...

Seems like Sheriff Bailey stays busy these days. I am thankful for the peace and quiet here in Madison County.

August 11, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Anonymous said...

Simon City Retards love Pearl and then there's the fake wannabes that dress like this and aint never been to county let alone prisons.

August 11, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Anonymous said...

Gee thanks Parole Board.

August 11, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Anonymous said...

Sentence him to 10 years mandatory in Jacktown

August 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM

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