Tuesday, August 4, 2026

Fitch Announces Run for Governor

 Attorney General Lynn Fitch issued the following statement. 



Mississippi is on the verge of moving from the nation’s best kept secret to the nation’s leader in conservative governance. We need the right leader to make this moment count. I have the experience, the record, and the proven leadership to take Mississippi to the top.

Today, with humility and God’s grace, I ask Mississippi for the honor of leading this great State as your next Governor.

I commit to you that as long as you trust me to serve, I will put your interests first. I will choose progress over motion. I will build bridges and forge partnerships. I will empower every Mississippian to be a part of our future.

I am a Trump conservative with Mississippi values. Together, we will make bold and sustaining change for Mississippi. That is how we make the most of this moment in time. That is how we make Mississippi the nation’s leader. That is how we give you and your family your best future.

Mississippi is leading and our best days are ahead of us.


28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Andy is the man, these people are just wasting their time and other folks money.

Anonymous said...

Why does everything put out by every Republican have to include some Trump glazing?

Anonymous said...

Especially when she isn't MAGA let alone supportive of the president.

Anonymous said...

When you pay people to be sorry they will go to great effort to prove that they are….

Anonymous said...

Agreed, it's not a badge of honor. As a conservative, I never voted for him, and he's proven my instincts to be correct.

Anonymous said...

Using the term "Trump Conservative" is inappropriate. There is not much at all that's conservative about Trump. He is a populist and a 1990s liberal. I say this as a Trump voter (who is disappointed as of late).

Anonymous said...

Yehaw! The token woman is running for governor. Hahaha! This governor race brings out all the cockroaches.

Anonymous said...

Know what? I’ve scanned television and airwaves for a few years trying to catch this woman saying something relevant to me or my state and it never happened. Yawn.

Anonymous said...

I don’t think being Trump supporter is no longer a plus, it’s now a negative.

Anonymous said...

Hopefully this will be the end of her political career. She's terrible.

Anonymous said...

Good luck when you have practically ZERO law enforcement support

Anonymous said...

An ineffective AG. I am for Shad or someone like him.

Anonymous said...

Yeah Fitch is by far the most ineffective attorney general Mississippi has had in a while. Cannot believe I say that a persons political party doesn’t do justice to how they can do the job. Jim Hood was so much better as an AG. She’s slow walked so many cases and the whole Shad issue and all. Honestly all she can stump for is a noun, a verb, and “I overturned roe v. Wade” at least the good is that we will have a new more effective law enforcement officer at the AGO.

Anonymous said...

As a conservative, I never voted for him, and he's proven my instincts to be correct.

So what?

Anonymous said...

Hard pass

Anonymous said...

"I am a Trump conservative with Mississippi values."

Oh, lawdy...

So she'll bankrupt the state by "decapitating" Louisiana, Alabama, and Rhode Island. "I say, there, boys...oh, boys...Eric...Don, Jr...Stevie the Nazi - it's an island, just like Greenland, right? Do you think his majesty will like it?" It'll get sporty when she tries to take over the Strait of Rigolets and starts selling Fitchcoins with Lamar Adams as CEO of "Lynnie's Liberty Shenanigans & Shee-it, LLC." .

OTOH, with Pirro on the skids maybe she'll get the call up to the major leagues. Just as qualified as most of his picks and at least she won't fold like an umbrella. Mainly because she'd have trouble figuring out how one works. "Wait, what?! You're supposed to have...whatchacallit, evydance...to prosecute the enemies of his graceful worshipness? Boy, this lawyerin' stuff shore is hard!"

Anonymous said...

I won't vote for anyone who is a Trump humper, like her.

Anonymous said...

She makes me want to reconsider calling myself a Republican every time she speaks.

Anonymous said...

The attorney general’s office is free at last!

Anonymous said...

No thank you. Leaning towards Andy right now.

Anonymous said...

Even though I don't agree with all of her Trump backing, she has done a lot for human trafficking. She may do a great job. Why so many negatives?

Anonymous said...

I don’t think Fitch will have enough support to be elected. Does she really want to be governor, or is she hoping a statewide campaign will help her land somewhere else?

(Where, I don’t know, just putting that thought out there.)

anonymous said...

As to the overuse of the word "conservative," it may be time to confront candidates. Few know what it means. I believe Shad White and Andy Gibson understand it. I am unsure about the other gubernatorial candidates and 95% of local candidates.
To give equal time to the Democrats, how many understand the classic meaning of the phrase, "liberal?" Most liberals are bowing to socialism so quickly that the First Amendment means nothing to them.
RMQ

Anonymous said...

Well the Testosterone rate in the race just went up 5x. RINO cucks really don’t like her. She’s gonna win. You’re all gonna get so tired of winning. Might have to move to Georgia or Carolinas to get your dose of uniparty Democrat party cucking.

Anonymous said...

TDS may be treatable.

Anonymous said...

A pretty face does not make one qualified to run a state. Empty pant-suit.

Anonymous said...

Someone said that Lynn has been brainwashed by the far right. I think a light rinse would have done the trick

Anonymous said...

To all those who are considering contributing to Fitch's campaign, please take those funds to the backyard, put them in a nice pile, and burn them to ashes. Both outcomes will provide the same results.


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