Jackson Jambalaya

I made it 32 seconds.

I'm impressed. That was actually funny.

you libshits laugh but when I was born in the early 80s my mom was suffering terribly from various post partem symptoms and her doctor told her to cook red meat in a cast iron skillet and it had to be red meat in a cast iron skillet. Mom did and got better very quickly.

Turns out thT
at she needed protein and iron and several other minerals and macronutrients that are best absorbed from eating red meat cooked in cast iron.

old doctors knew shit and didnt just rely on the latest big pharma marketing

FYI - NBC gets a huge portion of their ad revenue from pharmacorps so making you fear public humiliation and mockery for avoiding big pharma is in their financial interests. And that is all SNL has been for a long as time. A political tool to make YOU afraid of being mocked by the group thinkers.

John Belushi, Gilda Radner, and Chris Farley are rolling over in their graves.

Cue “Health” “professionals” who likewise built their muscles and immune systems up with roids and sniffing coke
off toilet seats to protest vehemently. After a few blunts and filing to run get office again. Sponsored by Worm Paste Inc.

"If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you."

Exactly what needed saying, 1:31!

In real life tho:

@seckennedy

MAHAMANIA: SnackDown
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV6SXjHiZkV/

HAHAHAHA

1:31, I see you get it honestly. But at this point in your life, we can't really blame it on your mom.

This was hilarious.

Ditto the appearance by Tehran Tucker Carlson on Weekend Update.

https://youtu.be/cssPptEqVWE

Of course the flat-Earthers in your comments section are pissed. Making fun of a heroin-addicted loon with brain worms is not the same mortal sin of mocking Dear Leader, but it’s close.

When your leadership is a literal clown show, they don't even have to try to be hilarious. (And I am not even a libshit!)

2:13, Yeah anabolic steroids can't be good for a man in his 70s.

Don't take vaccines, or eat processed foods. But feel free to inject substances produced Mexican labs.

That's what tallow and raw milk do. Possibly use a few Mormon MLM dietary supplements and "not intended to diagnose or treat" preventions if your research tells you to.

Level up your inner carnivore with some aged roadkill whenever you run it over.

You too could have muscles like you wouldn't believe.

Don't try to indoctrinate me. Just entertain me.That's all I ask.

Don’t forget, they also could tell the difference between men and women. Something medical ppl have a hard time doing now for some reason. Liberalism is a mental disorder.

Democrats don’t dance unless they’re told to from their propaganda machine. These were the same people that refused the vaccine at the start until the former worthless administration took over then they came the mask/vax Nazi’s.

SNL is finally funny after about 10 years, and yall want to get your feelings hurt. Its COMEDY people, and they nailed it.

I wasn’t even born in a hospital and I was circumcised with a beer bottle!

SNL has always been hard on whatever party and president in power, and I've watched since the show started.
The Dems were smart enough to laugh at themselves along with the cast.
Some of us remember when Republicans could also not take themselves too seriously. Donald Trump once hosted. McCain and Palin showed up in person as did Bush and Ford.
Geez, when in the hell did we become too puffed up to laugh at ourselves? We managed to do that during 2 World Wars for goodness sakes!
Do y'all think being violent and snarky is better?

Does 3:08 think that a dude in a dress is good leadership?! This is waaaay better than the Biden era.

Conservatives are always bitching about political correctness!

I don't recall commenting on the Biden administration. See, I'm not a blinded, stupid sheep like you. I also think the Biden administration was a clown show except the lead clown was in a living coma the entire time.

The live crowd were like meh. It was funny and not really a hit piece.

Noo! I want my children to consume chemical dies in all of their food! No! stop trying to feed my kids macronutrients like animal protein and aminos instead of soyslop!

Yes! let us resort to ad hominem attacks against a human messenger instead of the actual science beind the nutrition!

only nazis eat steak! michelle O said we should eat fermented pond scum and insect larvae!

RFK, Jr. is a total nut job who made a living off the anti-vaccine lawyers. His assault on vaccines is going to do great harm to our country. Argue all you want about the covid vaccine (Trump took credit by the way) but all the other vaccines have saved an incredible amount of lives. The world would be a far worse place if RFK had his way. The autism claims have been totally disproven by solid scientific studies. But what do the anti-vaccers want? More studies until they get the answer they want.

His assault on vaccines

Stop right there and take a breath. RFK Jr. is not assaulting vaccines. Full. Stop.

He just wants to actually independently study their side effects and confirm whether or not they are contributing to the multitude of new health issues plaguing America. This is something the FDA fully admits they have NEVER done!
You don’t sound like someone who believes in science or the scientific method. You respond like a brainwashed cultist who has been conditioned to feel like your belief system personally attacked