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 Nothing like boutique protestors

JUST IN: Columbia student short-circuits when reporter corners her after she demanded that the university feed protesters who seized Hamilton Hall.

Student: The school is obligated to bring us food.

Reporter: But you guys put yourself in that position?

Student: Nobody is… pic.twitter.com/1qimmoQc8O

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

They are so stupid we should be refunded our taxpayers dollars on income tax for 2024 as we obviously didn’t get the ivy leaque educations we are being taxed for. Lunch will be served in the cafeteria at normal times in accordance with exams! Feel free to leave and go purchase. Today’s special is peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with a banana and bottled water. We have gluten free & jellies without sugar for a healthy diet! If you want it brown bagged there is a take out fee of an additional $5 minimum.

Anonymous said...

Any credits to the protestors should be refunded to the university in lieu of damages done to class rooms. Looks like protest years ago with BLM and those throughout Seattle & Washington State and Atlanta and people, could not get in and out of neighborhoods.

Anonymous said...

It's OK, the O'biden WH and worthless congressional occupiers (D + R = derelictionof duty), are going to reinforce this fisher price attempt at anarchy. No doubt with some seasoned imported Palestinian refugees, with bonified Hamas credentials.

Add the millions of fighting aged med from all point. August is going to be uncomfortable.





Anonymous said...

Baby girl doesn’t yet realize it, but she just embarrassed the shit out of herself. Oh, and drastically winnowed down her pool of potential employers. What a bunch of snowflakes. On the bright side, she didn’t look in danger of starving to death anytime soon.

Hookah said...

Staged (protests) - Psyop (during election year) - Subversion (destroy from the inside out)

Anonymous said...

Here we go again with the new cycle of trying to get Biden in the Whitehouse. Summer of Love all over again just like pre-election 2020. Protests, riots, democrats turning a blind eye, it's 2020 all over again, just this time its Palestine/Isreal and more woke progressives who can't think for themselves. Remember all of the fighting on social media and crowing from your democrat "friends" who became silent as a church mouse since they got him elected? You can't find one democrat "friend" on social media touting how great the President is or all he has accomplished and how they can't wait to vote for him again. I am sure they are embarrassed they even went to those lengths four years ago. Nothing but crickets while the string pullers watch the chaos.

Anonymous said...

I look at images of these protests and see mostly white girls and women, and not just here but in most protests. Why is this? I don’t think it’s media manipulation of images. What’s causing this? Is it like Orwell wrote, “It was always the women”?

Anonymous said...

But let's forgive their student loans. Columbia costs around $90,000/year.

Anonymous said...

The aggrivating part is she will be my HR director in a few years.

Anonymous said...

Joe: "Hey George, I'm getting too much heat for my disaster at the border, can you help me"

George: "Say no more, I'll fund some college kids to get all worked up over Israel and Palestine to draw the attention off of the Border"

Joe: "You think it will work?"

George: "Do you remember 2020 and how I got you in the White House and distracted the sheep from your blunders and got them all riled up?"

Joe: "Ahhh, thanks George. Let's go get ice cream one day"

Anonymous said...

I wonder if the protesters that are students would be willing to return the portion of their scholarships that come from donations from Jewish benefactors.

Also, the banana thing is not funny. Endangering a person's life is not funny. There are idiots on both sides.

Anonymous said...

I don't think your taxes support the Ivy League schools.

Anonymous said...

@7:59 AM - Very plausible.

The 2024 DNC convention in Chicago could be a repeat of the 1968 convention, complete with riots.

Anonymous said...

1,000s of "useful idiots" and limousine liberals on display, most who couldn't find Gaza on a Gaza map.

Anonymous said...

I’m predicting the National Guard somewhere will shoot a college campus protester sooner rather than later.

Anonymous said...

8:52, sorry to interrupt you watching “The View”, but Ivy League schools averaged $2 billion each in federal grants in 2022, so yes, our tax dollars support those schools.

Anonymous said...

@8:52

Columbia receives $1.2 BILLION from the taxpayers every year-
Look it up and post your apology for being so wrong.

Anonymous said...

@8:52 AM - Au contraire - They all receive federal grants, i.e. taxpayer money.

How do we contact Soros to find out what his "useful idiots" will be doing next?

Anonymous said...

@8:52 AM - We are standing by for your correction. We'll wait.

Anonymous said...

@8:52 AM likely believes that the billion$ in federal grant$ to Ivy League Schools come from those Washington money trees, not taxpayers. That's what he learned by watching The View every day so it must be true. Those are the same useful idiots who believe that the tragic accident at Baltimore's Key Bridge was caused by "climate change."

Anonymous said...

Sadly, every group has its idiots.

But the real problem is that we live in a political climate where few bother to understand an issue or find out what the realistic policy options are. We complain about reading more than a blurb. We don't talk and listen so as to understand we yell and bully "our way or the highway" attitudes.

We think our needs are universal and even fail to understand that towns and cities have different problems and even different terrains. Nevertheless, we have become now national "busybodies" who willing tell everyone else what they should have done or do now. We've become selfish and self-centered.

We don't appreciate that the authority that comes with titles differ from university to university, from city to city and state to state.

Us vs Them, Group Think, Celebrity worship mentalities are destructive. We truly believe money and winning is the only thing that matters.

Common sense and common decency are the casualties along with honesty, truth and justice.

I am sorry these campuses are dealing with protesters who are angry and afraid instead of looking for constructive solutions, so ALL students feel safe. I hate that some students are risking their future on a problem over which they have no real power and marginal influence. Those who support Gaza or Israel should model a solution, not threaten one another.

I see both sides. Palestine was artificially created by Great Britain. The land ownership was stolen by some Jews trying to reclaim their land. The terrorist attack on Israel was evil. The method of retaliation has been poorly executed so the deaths of aide workers and children and the complete leveling of communities sickening.

We are seeing again that religion can be ill used as a tool of power and control. Our Founders knew of Catholic and Protestant oppression and atrocities in Europe. It's what a few of them fled. That's why no establishment of a state religion is in The Constitution. Our Catholics should remember that in the 60's the notion of a Catholic President was considered a threat.

It's a shame that the world is complex and simple solutions don't exist. All we can hope for is the best available solution that adversely affects the smallest number.

It ain't all about me or YOU!



Anonymous said...

"I’m predicting the National Guard somewhere will shoot a college campus protester sooner rather than later." As Biden would say, Ahh, Kent State, I remember it well when we got our asses shot.

Anonymous said...

What I see is the Palestine terrorist attack in Israel brought all the Nazi wannabe hate to stream out of the sewer and a bit of it overflowed onto the elite school campuses where the top portion of rich kids live the dream by tenting, occupying and destroying property, showing their suppressed hate for Israel, and protesting at the same time. Nothing like making their own summer of hate to put down their grandmother's summer of love.

Anonymous said...

Columbia Privileged/Hungry Complainer:

Johannah King-Slutzky

She is a paid instructor & PhD candidate at Columbia studying "theories of the imagination & poetry as interpreted through a Marxian lens"

Steve said...

10:34

Sir/Madam…I salute your observation. This is post of the year…šŸ«”

Anonymous said...

Police arrested about 300 protestors at Columbia this morning. They will be charged with various crimes. The building occupation there is over. For now.

Anonymous said...

Johannah King-Slutzky…and I’ve been thinking this week what an unfortunate surname David Pecker had.

Anonymous said...

Kamala's people will be bailing out the arrestees in 3, 2, 1...

Anonymous said...

These dozens of "mostly friendly" protests are a "Wag the Dog" moment for Biden to take the public's focus/interest away from our open border. This is the border that has opened its arms to terrorists, drug gangs, drug cartels, criminals released from prisons, human traffickers, etc.

Biden is quiet about these protests as he is terrified of upsetting the Hamas wing of the Democrat party.

Anonymous said...

So let me see here....You protest and camp out on campus causing the school to have to shut down for safety reasons due to your constant aggression and threats towards others. Then you vandalize and break into a building, take control of it, and refuse to leave or let others in. But you now want me to bring you food and water to support your unlawful trespassing and occupation ? Yeah, sure, you f***ing idiot.

The student from Columbia who said that on the news is obviously book smart, or she wouldn't have gotten into an Ivy league school. But she is quite lacking in street smarts. That was just plain idiotic.

One of those same protesting students also made the comment that she paid tuition to Columbia, that she should thus control how her money is spent or invested, and that she didn't want it invested in Israel or Israeli-owned businesses. But yet she fails to realize the simple fact that, once she pays that money to Columbia (in exchange for the education... or lack thereof... that Columbia is giving her in exchange), it is no longer her money, and she has no right to control where or how it is spent. If she doesn't like how or where Columbia is spending or investing it, then she can protest by simply withdrawing from Columbia and not paying it any more tuition. Her choice, problem solved.

These people who think they are so smart but are actually so naive and stupid amaze me.

Anonymous said...

10:34, if you would bother to do a bit of research, you would find that Jews who returned to their former homeland actually bought the property from the previous owners, either Arabs or the Ottoman government that ruled the area prior to the end of WWI. After the British established a mandate, Jews continued to buy property. The tale that they stole property to establish a homeland is just that, tale. Land was not stolen. In 1947, neighboring countries declared war and those hostile governments encouraged Arab residents to leave their homes, which many did, becoming refugees. The Israelis did not order them to leave nor force them to. Others stayed. Those that stayed in what is now Israel still have their property rights today as citizens of Israel. Obviously there are disputes about Jewish settlements in the West Bank, but that involves only a very small area and a small number of people. Compensation was made to private owners. The dispute is less about ownership of land, than about the presence of Jews in the West Bank.
As to the current situation, war is a nasty business, with collateral damage. Mistakes are made, but the fact is Hamas deliberately provoked this and deliberately put civilians in harms way by using civilian facilities for military and terrorist purposes. Hamas has no concern for civilian casualties, except as propaganda tools. Israel has actually done as much or more than any country during n a war to minimize civilian casualties. Given the urban nature of the war, and even Hamas’s active efforts to prevent evacuations, there are going to be civilian casualties. That is regrettable, but at the end of the day, Hamas is the more responsible party.

Anonymous said...

Ship 'em all to Palestine.

Anonymous said...

They need to shut these little Nazis down. Protesting is one thing, assaulting people and calling for the genocide of Jews is another.

Anonymous said...

@1:38 PM You were doing great until you penned "Hamas is the more responsible party."

Didn't you mean to say "ISRAEL is the more responsible party?"

Anonymous said...

Me thinks none of these little ivy league brats would jump on a paid for plane and heard to Gaza or Israel and take some real action. These little shits are an inconvenience, but no one outside of their friend groups and a few nutty professors take them seriously.

Anonymous said...

FBI to investigate those breaking the law in 1,000,000...999,999.99...999,999.98... 999,999.97...

Anonymous said...

It’s called a republic. Protest goes with the territory.

Anonymous said...

@2:52 I am not 1:38 but I read that to say "Hamas is the more responsible party".

As in Hamas is the party MORE responsible for this war and this awful state of affairs.

But I could be wrong.

Anonymous said...

People should be allowed to protest all they want. Protest should not include going onto the property of any school, business, road, street, or private property. If you want to protest bad enough you should go to the place where your protests would involve the thing that you are so serious about. Going anywhere else and protesting is just complete laziness. Either be serious enough to do something or STFU.


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