Tuesday, April 18, 2023

Pledge? What Pledge?

Check out what Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba does when the City Council recited the Pledge of Allegiance today. 


 

This is not a one-time occurrence as Hizzoner always walks into the City Council meetings immediately after the Pledge is recited.  


110 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yup!!
That is Da Mair...
Every dog has its day!!

Anonymous said...

He is a real piece of crap. That said, he will probably get reelected.

Anonymous said...

He's a weird dude.

Anonymous said...

What an ass.

Anonymous said...

To be expected from such a loathsome human being.

Anonymous said...

That son-of-a-bitch.

Anonymous said...

Communists typically don't wish to pledge allegiance to the United States.

Anonymous said...

4:09 I wait every day for that dog to have his day.

Anonymous said...

But why though?

Anonymous said...

That’s just Antard’s impression of Colin Kaepernick or Karl Marx, pick one.

Anonymous said...

Notwithstanding the communist mayor's behavior, I must admit to having a lot of tremendous boners in my day...But I've never had a boner so newsworthy as the one Kingfish has for the Mair.

Anonymous said...

I’m with the mayor on this one. The pledge of allegiance is just cringe.

Anonymous said...

..But Chuckwack was first on the ground at Medger Evers Airport to shake hands with Xiden the other day....So he still basically saluted and acknowledged an American President position.

Anonymous said...

It’s all cute till the federal auditors come. I’m going email the DOJ every day to come follow up on the audit report.

Anonymous said...

He simply cannot pledge allegiance to anything having to do with the United States and face his ultra radical associates and supporters outside Mississippi. They watch things like that and he can't do it.

Anonymous said...

That isn't his Italian half.

Anonymous said...

He would have stood for the Republic of Jackson, or New Afrika...
I detest this evil man.

Anonymous said...

Marxists and commies don't participate in the Pledge of Allegiance. Remember, he wants to form his own racist country. Ironic, right?

He is a real piece of shit!

Anonymous said...

If the council members had any balls (ovaries) they would ask him why he doesn't participate - ever.

Anonymous said...

Didn't his father refer to the Flag as the "white flag?" He and his dad are one and the same.

Anonymous said...

I'm afraid there are a lot more Jackson residents who feel exactly the same way about the pledge.

Anonymous said...

Remember who the mayor's father was...and remember what his father was for, and against. Do that, and it makes sense.
It's still a crying shame for a guy who enjoys all the privileges this nation gives him, and he turns his back on it.

Anonymous said...


I do the same thing whenever my supervisor in state government tries to make us all bow our heads and pray to his diety.
It’s what the MSPB says you have to do if you are offended by prayer or pledges of allegiance.
The MSPB won’t stop them from praying and they don’t consider it a violation of your rights since you can just walk out.

Anonymous said...

If the council had any real guts, they would have asked the Marxist mayor to lead the pledge.

Anonymous said...

Pledge of allegiance? His only allegiance is to $$$$ and racism.

Anonymous said...

I do not recite the pledge on command. Wierd jingoism feels.

I also dislike my mayor.

Anonymous said...

The Pledge is very pleased that he skipped it, that's for sure, but you know what?

He the Mayor BECAUSE of the United States, literally that's why.

Anonymous said...

Now I’m curious. Do mayors of Jackson take an oath at all or just high five.

Anonymous said...

If y’all thank someone is evil for not pledging allegiance to the US Government, then y’all don’t know much US history. I got news for you boomer white males that will shock you. History ain’t John Wayne movies and Bill O’Reilly books. Y’all’s ancestors were seriously evil!

Anonymous said...

I wonder if he said the Pledge when he was in his fancy private school.

Anonymous said...

USA and patriots who have sacrificed for it, do not want to associate with commie lowlife traitors like Lil Choke.

Yes he is a traitor in his every public action. He wants a marxist state where he rules all black serfs and white taxes pay for his tyranny.

Anonymous said...

And who does he go running to to bail his city out every single time? The United States government.

Anonymous said...

I am So So Glad to be out of Jackson, Finished Elementary School @ key, on McDowell Rd - Attended and finished @ Peoples & Graduated from Provine - But now, would be Ashamed to admit I was from Jackson.
Mayor should be ashamed !!!

Anonymous said...

He a spoiled ass brat that grew up privileged in this country and I wish they’d send his ass to serve in another nation for our military. He’s a pu$$y anyway.

Honk for the Mayor! said...

What a POS!

Anonymous said...

Gov. Please allow the state auditor to “review” the city of Jackson’s records?

Anonymous said...

I'm a Shad fan, but I'd love for this guy to get investigated and indicted.

Anonymous said...

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.” Mark Twain

Hol up said...

It's bad enough for the Marxist Chowke to walk out, but what's up with Grizzell? Whose flag he looking at during the reciting of the Pledge of Allegiance? That's just as bizarre. The whole F'ing lot of them corrupt as the day is long.

Anonymous said...

Any Chance this could get on Tucker (it's right up his alley!!!)

Anonymous said...

6:55 your comment is right on

Anonymous said...

In what other country could a moron like that be mayor of a capital city?

Anonymous said...

He gladly spends US federal money.

Anonymous said...

Wow!!! What a POS. Wouldn't expect anything less of this radical mayor!

Anonymous said...

Maybe he doesn’t know the words to it like me .

Anonymous said...

Just amazing that Chuck can’t say or even be in the room when the pledge is said. And he leads the largest city in Mississippi????? All those military men and women that gave their lives for the freedom that plag represents. A very sad day. I would love to hear what lie or lame excuse he would come up with. I pray for his soul.

Anonymous said...

And now the JPD Chief has been caught lying to the public and council about crime rates, no doubt at Chowke's direction.

Anonymous said...

When the POS Mayor spoke at the Jackson Rotary Club he did the same thing.
The next week the leader of the pledge was a black gentleman who did a tour of duty with the U.S. Service.
he was not pleased with chump chuck I'm sure.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he just needed to pee!

Anonymous said...

So why isn't he refusing all the money the U.S. government is throwing at the failed water system?

Anonymous said...

I bet the boy mayor got his ass kicked daily in high school. He is such a punk ass bitch.

Anonymous said...

April 18, 2023 at 6:13 PM. "If y’all "thank" someone is evil for not pledging allegiance to the US Government, then y’all don’t know much US history. I got news for you boomer white males that will shock you. History ain’t John Wayne movies and Bill O’Reilly books. Y’all’s ancestors were seriously evil!"

Since 'we' don't know much about US history, please enlighten us on your 'much' about US history. ....We'll wait.

Anonymous said...

Yes Ashley Foote should have said let us wait until the Mayor returns to say the Pledge. He gets a Paycheck from government funds. Maybe perhaps he should decline his check & use it to fund water & trash shortages!

Anonymous said...

Incredibly disrespectful and beyond disgusting actions of jokeway. Truly lost all respect for anyone or business entity that support(s)ed this pathetic radical. #nohope4jxnms

Anonymous said...

Yet no one in the press will actually ask him about this.

If the Magnolia Tribune wants to be a real press outlet and not just another blog, they should start asking questions.

Anonymous said...

At the 15 second mark the good law abiding American Mayor of Jackson, Mississippi ducks out of the room real quick then comes right back in after the Pledge of Allegiance is said.
Classy Mayor.... you POS you're no American!!

Anonymous said...

Guys - just use some child psychology on him - tell him he’s not allowed to say our pledge of allegiance, then watch him fall over himself leading it (I pledge allegiance to the flag, right?)

Anonymous said...

Veterans should be offended.

Anonymous said...

Here’s a pledge for you and I hope people join; I pledge to never listen to another word this pathetic, narcissistic, and absolutely worthless human specimen ever utters in any media or in person.

Anonymous said...

It is possible to just stand there and not recite. That’s what I do in these situations, but for entirely different reasons than this Communist scum.

The Pledge was written by a Socialist - Bellamy. Look it up. Its purpose is to encourage slavish devotion to a purge nation-state. Loyalty to the United States is misplaced. Jefferson wrote in the Declaration that it is the right of the people to alter or abolish a government that becomes abusive of their rights. The current one has become so, much more so than that of Britain in the late 18th century toward its American colonies. It’s time we stop declaring allegiance to it by habitually reciting the Pledge. If we owe loyalty it is to our state, at the most. Loyalty to family, neighbors, and community is what is important.

Our Southern veteran ancestors were deprived of the right to vote unless they recited a similar oath. I will not dishonor their memory by willingly reciting this one.

I was taught to recite the Pledge by well meaning people, but learned better as an adult. We will not be free under the current government. If you value Liberty, quit being loyal to the State that abuses your rights.

Anonymous said...

Praying for his SOUL, 8:19, is like wishing a UNICORN will show up at your child's birthday party. Neither exists.

And I'm not sure what MSPB is unless it's Mississippi State Personnel Board. The MSPB has no authority over, jurisdiction in or governance of the first amendment, prayer or ability to attend or leave a function at will.

Posted earlier: "The MSPB won’t stop them from praying and they don’t consider it a violation of your rights since you can just walk out. April 18, 2023 at 5:57 PM"

Anonymous said...

If the Ununited States of America keeps electing Democrats kowtowing to “trained Marxists” (BLM scammer Patrisse Cullors quote/words, not mine), I and a lot more used to be proud Americans will stop standing and reciting the Pledge of “Allegiance” as well.

Hell, the word “indivisible” is enough to make it null and void now.

Anonymous said...

You know Jackson and Hinds County politics is F'd up! Right now the US politics is F'd up! Soon this Nation will rise up again above all this BS! This woke and communist beliefs will be put down by the normal every day folks! So good people say your prays and pledge of allegiance to once again bring forth a great nation!!

Anonymous said...

The Pledge is a McCarthy era hold over that is very cringe worthy, the mayor is still a crook ...

Anonymous said...

7:01 said "And who does he go running to bail his city out every single time? The United States government."

So true. The man is the biggest hypocrite. He supposedly despises the United States to the extent that he refuses to be present for its Pledge of Allegiance, but yet he's the first to ask the US government for a handout to fix Jackson's water issues that he failed to address. Coincidentally he draws a government salary, and so does his wife, so apparently they don't mind living off the government tit. This country has given him the opportunity to be successful and have a good life, but yet he still despises it. What a hypocrite.

Anonymous said...

7:01 AM, if you can't recite the pledge - regardless of its origin - I have major questions for you!

Anonymous said...

7:04 noted that "He is a spoiled ass brat that grew up privileged in this country..."

Yeah, and what's funny is he doesn't even realize it. He wants to act like he was deprived and held down. But to the contrary, he grew up in a financially successful family, lived in a nice house in a nice neighborhood, went to private school and then on to college and grad school, became a lawyer and now Mayor, lives in a gated northeast Jackson neighborhood, and drives a Porsche. He has as much if not more most white Americans. But yet in his mind, he's been deprived. He's so full of himself that he can't see the real truth.

Anonymous said...

Next time Councilman Foote should ask the Mayor to lad them in the Pledge of Allegiance just to see how he responds.

Anonymous said...

6:13, no one thinks it's "evil" to not stand for and say the Pledge of Allegiance. We think it's disrespectful. This country has given the Mayor the opportunity to be very successful, yet he doesn't appreciate it. Moreover, the US Government just gave the City of Jackson $800,000,000 to fix its water system which the Mayor failed to do himself, so the least he could do is show a little respect to that same US Government that just gave him that huge gift. Without the US government's help, Jackson would not have safe drinking water now or in the future. But yeah, let's hate it and disrespect it.

Anonymous said...

The pledge doesn't support the New Afrika goal seeking the "Creation of an independent black-majority country situated in the Southeastern United States, in the heart of an area of black-majority population."

Anonymous said...

They need to put up the City of Detroit Flag and the RDI Logo. He'll pledge then I'm betting.

Anonymous said...

The people who are appalled by this were never going to support Chuck.
The people who support Chuck support this behavior fully.

Chuck is not dumb. Evil, and racist...sure.

But this type of shenanigan will only increase votes for Chuckie, if anything.

Anonymous said...

@7:58am, I think it’s evil not to stand for and say the Pledge of Allegiance and face the U.S. flag while doing so. Many men and women have fought and died for that flag and the freedoms we enjoy in this country. Lubumba is a sorry, evil POS for many things, including his disrespect of our country, flag and sacrifices made by members of our military. But he’s Jackson’s mayor, not mine, thank God!

Anonymous said...

“The time for honoring yourself will soon be at an end.”

Maximus Decimus Meridius

Anonymous said...

By now everyone in Jackson should know the mayor's politics. If they don't they are illiterate. I would be shocked, and I mean shocked, if he would stand and recite the pledge of allegiance. His father would not either. However to be respectful of those who wish to do so, his father would simply leave the room rather than make himself a spectacle by sitting and not reciting the pledge. No spectacle and no controversy. Until somebody brings it up.... Why bring it up? We are a free country aren't we?

Anonymous said...

Free the country, again.

Anonymous said...

Do the pledge all through the meeting to keep him outta there.

Anonymous said...

@7:43 Hypocritical just like the State of MS conservatives who hate big government but love big government money! How much of our surplus is because of big government funds?

Anonymous said...

Would someone explain to me how America has slighted him to the point where he can't even recite the pledge allegiance to the flag? Of course part of the problem is his upbringing. His father wanted the Jackson Public Schools to stop teaching that Columbus discovered America.

Anonymous said...

If a person does not respect their country they should move to another country that they like better. In this case I don't think he would last anywhere he couldn't yell racist everytime someone looked at him.

Anonymous said...

Heard Hartley say Welcome Back just before the video cut off.

Anonymous said...

Put up the flag for the Republic of New Afrika and he would've proudly stood. What a scumbag. I hope enough liberals in Belhaven, Fondren, and Eastover finally decide to vote this clown out of office. Let's see how much more damage he can do during his remaining two years in office.

Anonymous said...

Both of these are true:

1. Lead the pledge of allegiance with your constituents and council. Walking out on a one-off basis may not be a big deal, but if this happens consistently it begs the question of whether he supports the pledge of allegiance to the USA?
2. Many of the folks outraged by this conduct continue to glorify and honor leaders of the violent rebellion against the USA and its “all men are created equal” spirit with Confederate monuments in public spaces and our state constitution and state statutory hall busts to racists. Please show your patriotism by rejecting the confederacy and its ideals.

Anonymous said...

This says it all. At first I was like well the mayor got a phone call or a nature call and I have wondered why dems liberals were so dumb but they are not they purposedly intentionally wish to see this country fall. Being Mayor of Jackson has helped one person in Jackson <Chok) I would love to see his net worth compared to 8 years ago

Anonymous said...

I guess he felt this was less offense than taking a knee.

This is indicative I think of his core beliefs about government, that it was created by white men and deserves to be exploited for his people. Which is how he gets away with most of his strategy around the garbage contract. He understands the law well enough to stress it’s weak points, and so far has suffered very little consequences. As long as his “free the land” supporters, who equally despise this country and whites in general, continue to support his antics there is little hope of him changing his approach for the remainder of his term.

For God’s sake Jackson, don’t give this man a third term.

Anonymous said...

10.09 I agree 100%. G

Anonymous said...

Good for Hartley - Lumumba needs to be called on it every time he does it.

Anonymous said...

I love how news reports say Tenn and Miss attempt to roll back civil rights laws. we leave Jackson alone to this clown and he makes it even worse and why hasnt the state doen anything. the state steps in, then its the racist overlords trying to step in.

Don Drane said...

I Always stand at proper attention for and recite The Pledge.

I'll also stand and remove my cap for the National Anthem at Southern Miss home games but will NOT do either when the band plays the Battle Hymn of The Republic. Chokwe would certainly stand for that one.

Lumumba, as his father before him, is a child and his behavior is that of an undisciplined child.

Anonymous said...

What a butt head

6:13 if you’re not a troll,

A lot of white people in the US descend from people that didn’t live here until after the Civil War aka slavery, or they lived in the north until we started having stuff like AC in the South and better understood diseases.

For example the Irish potato famine was in the 1840s and 1850s, then came the war to end slavery in the South in the 1860s. Did you know more people of Irish descent are thought to live in the US than in Ireland?

According to the internet. There were two million Union soldiers in the Civil War. Over 75 percent were white. A good chunk were new to the US.

Has it occurred to you that a crap ton of white people around the country descend from people that fought to end slavery or that fought the racist NAZI, etc.? I doubt many people descend from people that lived lavish antebellum homes and owned slaves.

But I guess you keep connecting people to the sins of people in the past.

Anonymous said...

Not reciting the pledge is not disrespectful at all. Disrespectful would be interrupting others when they are reciting it. Also, a lot of people who proclaim to be so loyal to this country has never, ever and will never, ever volunteer to serve in any branch of the military. As my son in the navy explained to me, he serves so that the rest of us will always have the RIGHT to complain and express our opinions. I am one of those people who will never, ever volunteer to serve in the military.

Anonymous said...

It's not JUST that he won't stand up for the flag or pledge. It's not any one thing with him and his kind of Bolshevik bums. It's the whole package. They hate everything about the country and the white folks and the state and everything Western, but they ain't got sht to replace it with, that is any good for anybody other than themselves and their immediate family. His whole life has been a spoiled brat upbringing, never at fault for anything, always under an "External Locus of Control" in which somebody besides me is at fault for anything bad. It's a personality disorder and there is no reforming or curing it. Prisons are full of them .

Anonymous said...

@11:41- Prison may be full of those types, but so are country clubs, law offices, police stations, legislatures, and pretty much every white-collar job.

Anonymous said...

I don't like this mayor and I hope he is voted out. But I don't give a damn about voluntary pledges, loyalty oaths, or salutes, to prove a citizen's loyalty to this country or his right to be left alone. If you choose not to sing, march, pledge, swear, kneel, or bend over for the government or it's symbols you have that right. You may pay a price in popularity but as long as you don't interfere with others, that is your choice. If that's his choice, so be it. Move On.

Anonymous said...

Free the perception of not saying the pledge..

Anonymous said...

I was taught, rightly or wrongly, that you don't have to pray or pledge. However, you should be respectful. He could have simply stood up. Ducking out and ducking could be seen as disrespectful.

Anonymous said...

12:49 plus 1

His inability to provide basic safety and utilities to his constituents is god awful but the city majority still supports him.

This feels like a nothing burger in comparison to the horrific things he does that ruins lives and businesses daily.

Anonymous said...

11:24 - I know you are thankful Medical Marijuana is now available.

Macy Hanson said...

Dear Mayor Lumumba:

Here is a lesson for you. The Pledge of Allegiance was written by Francis Bellamy, a socialist. Edward Bellamy, Francis' brother, wrote a famous pro-utopian socialist novel called Looking Backward (good read; predicted credit cards).

I am a capitslist through and through. But this is ignorant. The Pledge is a pretty socialist pledge.

Macy Hanson said...

The Pledge of Allegiance was written by Francis Bellamy, a utopian socialist, and brother of Edward Bellamy, the author of Looking Backward (interesting socialist novel from around 1900 or so that predicted credit cards). The Plegde is rather socialist, actually. I am surprised Lumumba dislikes it.

"Liberty and justice for all" was the American version of liberty, fraternity, equality from the French Revolution.

Anonymous said...

There is no American Flag displayed at City Hall nor Central Fire Station on a daily basis...

Anonymous said...

I am not sure why this is shocking. It is well known how he feels. For gosh sakes look at JPD's patrol cars. Do you think he just made that variation up? Dude wants nothing to do with America or our government unless it is free unrestricted money.Free the land, Free the water, free everything else. Everything about him is a fraud and a lie.

Anonymous said...

Provide the petty, pompous ass with a black pillowcase to cover his head during the pledge to help him deal with his insecurities in the dark, without hiding under his bed or ditching into an alcove and wetting his pants.

Anonymous said...

For the knucklehead at 11 a.m., please capitalize the word when you speak of The Confederacy.

Anonymous said...

@5:59 now that would’ve been priceless! I’m pretty sure I heard a “there he goes” followed by “here he comes,” so it’s not like they were taken by surprise. Still it is kinda a WOW moment. It’s not every day that a mayor of a capitol city in the United States of America uses such an aggressive maneuver to publicly display that he’s a wholehearted anti-American.

Anonymous said...

Gratitude quickly becomes resentment. We should all be grateful for the blessing of having been born in the United States of America. Those who have not see the alternative cannot truly fathom how wonderful life in the USA is. With no basis of comparison, the give me free stuff crowd is mad because of their perceived victimization. Be thankful for what you have, not resentful for not having all you want.

Anonymous said...

I don't know what is sadder the fact that we are stick with this incompetent dufus or the fact that if an election were held tomorrow 85% of Jackson would vote to reelect him even though he has literally screwed up everything he has touched. How can you help a City like that

Anonymous said...

@Macey Hanson - While you're showing off your knowledge of the brothers-Bellamy, do us all a favor and educate yourself about Harriet Beecher Stowe's true meaning of her Battle Hymn of The Republic. You no doubt proudly stand and sing along with that awful song.

Anonymous said...

He does not know if he want to be a civil rights activist, an attorney, a club owner, a club promoter, a pastor, a pimp, or a mayor.

Anonymous said...

I, a non-pledger, do as some suggested, simply stand without saying anything, without placing my hand over my heart. At a gathering down in Lawrence County some years ago, an older woman noticed me and raised her voice at me: “Say it! Say it! Put ya hand over ya heart! Whyncha saying it?” I ignored her and after the pledge was done, she didn’t say anything more but was giving me a good stink eye. So for that woman, anyway, there’s no quietly respectful way to demur saying the Pledge of Allegiance.

Before the 1930s, just as a historical aside, Americans saluted their flag with an upraised right arm, what most here, I think, would call the so-called “Nazi salute.” You can look it up.



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