Thursday, November 19, 2020

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 Yes, we really do need a sign for this.  Apparently too many people are just plain stupid.



27 comments:

Anonymous said...

No doubt. I've been asked over and over about where it can be obtained. For those wondering, it has to be ok'd by FDA for use first. This is pending.

Anonymous said...

Biden already claiming this morning that "we will have longstanding major problems ahead". Really Biden? Thought you were going to change the world for the better.

Anonymous said...

Ever notice that the first two thirds of a 'pharmacy' are filled with junk food and the back third is a place for medicine, health guidance and vaccinations?

And in order to bypass the registers at the front, the pharmacy patient, with one prescription, also wants the pharma-clerk to check her peanuts, snickers, bags of assorted chocolates, sugar-laden drinks, chips and half-priced halloween candy. And she's wearing those trendy gym-tights.

Anonymous said...

"Apparently too many people are just plain stupid." I think they are panicked into believing death is running them down. Government and all of the Covid Worshipers have done an excellent job. Bravo folks. Sorry, believe Covid is real, but is not the so called reaper of mankind you all want it to be. Yes, I do believe it is a cold/flu type bug.

Anonymous said...

Well, Donald Trump told the world we would have it before the election.

But since I criticized your cult leader I'm guessing you will abort my comment

Anonymous said...

Trump promised a vaccine by Nov.3 so who is stupid?

Bill Dees said...

Of course they are! How do you think most politicians get elected?

Anonymous said...

Yup, just like the idiots who voted for the carnival barker who promised the vaccine would be available last month.

Anonymous said...

It was ready last month. They delayed announcement. Wonder why?

Anonymous said...

Not that it will happen but, you liberals need to take a good honest look at what you settled for. Hahahahahahahahaha whooooo and you claim to be the smart ones.

Anonymous said...

@9:01 a duty to save democracy, that's why!

Anonymous said...

8:12 Thank you o' wise one. Perhaps you could start your own blog to preach to us sheep and keep us properly informed.

Anonymous said...

@8:20am - Yep, jist a silly ole cold/flu that’s now the 3rd leading cause of death behind cancer and heart disease. Nothingburger.

Anonymous said...

@8:12 shows up to state the obvious yet again. LOL

Anonymous said...

I helped create the vaccine and it was not ready until 11/4/20.

The last person who took the initial doses was in a coma and when she came out of the coma we were able to tell everyone that “most” people lived.

It had nothing to do with trump or Sean Hannity or Sebastian Dorka.....no it was based on pure science

The vaccines are being handed out to only Democrats and are being dispensed in fetus tissue on small trains to ward off any Repubtards who may want to take part in this Chinese / N Koroean / Uruguay experiment funded by George Soros’ sons dog sitter at MSNBC.

Anonymous said...

"Vaccine" for a flu virus.

Anonymous said...

8:20. So do supermarkets, convenience stores,etc. if that’s you biggest problem you need to get another hobby.

Anonymous said...

It was not ready last month. The FDA still has to approve the vaccine.

Anonymous said...

"Yep, just a silly ole cold/flu that’s now the 3rd leading cause of death behind cancer and heart disease." I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours.

https://www.worldatlas.com/articles/top-ten-leading-causes-of-death-in-the-world.html#:~:text=Top%20Ten%20Leading%20Causes%20Of%20Death%20In%20The,%20%203%2C170%2C429%20%206%20more%20rows%20

No Vaccine for Stupidity said...

This thread has gone viral.

Anonymous said...

All my dimicrap friends have already gotten the vaccine....both shots.

They came in the mail and I had to help give a few of them as I am a nurse.

Get your guns!

They gonna get the vaccine and start killing all magas

Anonymous said...

Still a cold and people do die from colds amongst other things.

Anonymous said...

I have some Covid-19 vaccine pills right here. $20 a bottle. Take two pills a day for 10 days. When you have finished all 25 pills, you’ll be 99% protected against covid.

Small print disclaimer to follow...

Anonymous said...

Of course the anonymous experts here at JJ will gnash their teeth and bleed out in disagreement.


Face masks have no significant effect: Danish study | Any impact they have on the spread of the disease in the community is small

In the end, there was no statistically significant difference between those who wore masks and those who did not when it came to being infected by COVID-19. Of those wearing masks, 1.8 percent caught COVID, compared to 2.1 percent of the control group. As a result, it seems that any effect masks have on preventing the spread of the disease in the community is small.

Some people, of course, did not wear their masks properly. Only 46 percent of those wearing masks in the trial said they had completely adhered to the rules. But even if you only look at people who wore masks ‘exactly as instructed’, this did not make any difference to the results: 2 percent of this group were also infected.
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When it comes to masks, it appears there is still little good evidence they prevent the spread of airborne diseases. The results of the Danmask-19 trial mirror other reviews into influenza-like illnesses. Nine other trials looking at the efficacy of masks (two looking at healthcare workers and seven at community transmission) have found that masks make little or no difference to whether you get influenza or not.

Anonymous said...

big tobacco cited studies that said smoking was safe. 7:12. look at the daily numbers at the end of the MS mask mandate and look at now. it really looks like masks work-just like countless studies say.

Anonymous said...

@8:34, feel free to wear a mask. Nobody is stopping you. But take your mandates/lockdowns and shove 'em. Because at the end of the day, beyond your big talking while hiding behind the skirt of government, I'm betting you don't have what it takes to force me and others to do jack squat against our wills.

Anonymous said...

If y’all don’t want to wear a mask that’s your problem but don’t get mad at others with common sense who want to express there given freedom and wear the only protection widely available right now. Since were now talking about someone forcing you to do something against your will



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