Friday, November 6, 2020

Post-Election Thread

 You guys are just dying to go at it over the election so here is your chance to do so.  Consider this post to be the post-election thread.  Fire away.

79 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who gives a shit?! Regardless of what side you're on, what is any one of us going to do about it, other than bitch and complain?

Anonymous said...

How come democrats are willing to ignore the voting fraud by their party? 70,000,000 voters were disenfranchised by democrats spdesparate to remove the bad orange man. We have, over the past weeks, seen: reports of ballots thrown into ditches, reports of Trump military ballots thrown away, videos from Project Veritas where Minnesota people are paid thousands to harvest votes for democrats and more. There are reports of dead people voting in Michigan.

Democrats are the party of the trail of tears, slavery, terrorism during reconstruction, Jim Crow, and the civil rights era. Now they are the party of banana republics and vote fraud.

Anonymous said...

The real concern is now Mr. Trump's state of mind. He will not accept defeat under any circumstance. He has said he won the election before the votes were counted and he said the election was a fraud before it started. Like Rocket-boy in N. Korea he is more than willing to take the country down with him. In the next two months he should be carefully watched. His finger is still on the trigger.

Anonymous said...

If government can require you to wear a mask, shut your business, shelter at home, they can require you to show a damn ID when you vote.

Anonymous said...

@9:59 AM - take off your tin foil hat and put your progressive kool-aid down the drain so you don't choke or have a coronary.

This election will be decided by the SCOTUS. Don't forget your history >> the Bush/Gore donnybrook was decided by SCOTUS seven (7) weeks after the general election.

Dems - the party of the KKK, slavery, and keeping the blacks dependent on them on the Section 8 plantation, but that is not longer taught in school.

Anonymous said...

Glad there isn’t a “blue wave” that would result in single party government led by liberal loons.

Anonymous said...

Can't we go back to being the UNITED States of America? Is there any going back?

Anonymous said...

The Republic is over. It is just a matter of time. We will lose rights gradually but consistently. "Hate speech" will lose 1st amendment protection (government will decide what is hate speech). Religious liberty will erode (can't even wear a face mask with "Jesus" on it in Simpson County schools). Freedom of Assembly has been assaulted under the guise of "public health." As for your guns? Get ready, here comes Biden-Harris.

Anonymous said...

It’s clear they cheated. Trump was up by a million votes in Pennsylvania and Michigan until they started counting mail in ballots in the dead of night without letting any Republican watch as is required by law. You are beyond naive if you think this was clean.

Anonymous said...

Keep an eye on the AWAC (Airborne early warning and control) flights.

This will give you 30 more minutes to Duck & Hide before it's announced on the news.

Anonymous said...

The hypocrisy now is the leftists and hollywood ilk informing us this election has exposed American racism far worse that previously thought. Racism on which side I ask?

Anonymous said...

After the election, the new administration should investigate the Republican party for voter fraud, voter suppression, and voter intimidation. Hold these people accountable.

Anonymous said...

Yep, the USA is done. Going forward the only question will be how the carcass gets carved up. The cheating and manipulation blueprint has been proven to work, so there's no way to know if elections in the future will even matter.

Anonymous said...

relax. Barack Obama took away zero guns.

George Bush signed the Patriot Act that took rights away

Once a vaccine is distributed, the masks will go away

Trump lost this by making a pandemic political. its a hoax. it’s going to disappear like a miracle. we’ve rounded the corner. all of that. had he actually listened to scientists and physicians who are virus experts he would have won. democrats voted heavily by mail because
of the covid situation.

Anonymous said...

I am so sick of our gutless elected officials. They can’t do shit without saying, “Let the voters decide”, damn why do we need you! We need to get rid of these old backwards ass elected officials. All they are doing is eating, drinking and running after tail. Those days are over! I’m a 66 ear old retired Veteran and even I had to leave and let these young bucks have a chance.

Take y’all old asses home, sit on the porch with the friends you have left and tell some more lies.

Anonymous said...

In 2016, Trump lost the popular vote by millions and thanks to some extremely narrow state races, he managed to eek out an electoral college win.

Now in 2020, Trump will again lose the popular vote by millions, and those narrow state races will flip, but not be any grand number. We're talking a swing of probably less than 2-3 percentage points in most of these state races. I don't understand why it's so hard for Republicans to accept. The electorate still looks largely the same as it did 4 years ago, with a slightly higher Democratic turnout pushing Biden over the edge. It's really not hard to understand unless you've deluded yourself into believing that a boat parade is somehow representative of like-minded, nationwide enthusiasm.

Republicans, screaming fraud and protesting at State election offices, will likely keep the Senate and make gains in the House. Biden is likely a one-term president given his age, and his divided government will accomplish almost nothing.

Anonymous said...

Time to start building guillotines and gallows. No guns just nails, hammers, and timber. Watch the traitors tremble.

Anonymous said...

This is boring. When can I start looting?

Anonymous said...

Very few believe in our country anymore. It's party v party. Neither side is always right, but that's not what sells, so the sheep have been led to one side or the other. I pray presently for our county.

Anonymous said...

Is this 8Chan now? You would think so by the comments.

Anonymous said...

The clown who cried fraud is at it again. He claimed months ago that he would do this so it’s no surprise. He claimed fraud the last election with no proof, he claimed fraud in the GOP primary of 2016 with no proof, and he even claimed fraud when he didn’t get an Emmy for his reality show. The fact that anyone believes a word out of that liars mouth is an indictment on this country and the entire conservative base.

Anonymous said...

Initiative 65 is the chink in the armor of Tate that might bring him down. Other elected officials were scared of him after watching him run the state senate, much like so many officials rush to kiss Trump's ass our of fear. But now? Tate is highly unpopular and now all of a sudden he looks vulnerable. Flag people are mad, 70% of voters voted for something he took a huge stand against, and his virus management has been silly.

Anonymous said...

10:19. drinking the kool aid. there were a bevy of R poll watchers watching the vote count. 100 million early ballots/mail in.

Ds voted early and by mail . Rs voted in person

some of those states could not tabulate their early votes until election day.

Biden is one term also. maybe even another democrat beats him in 2024..

Anonymous said...

Donald is fighting for his freedom and it’s not going to be pretty. He is a desperate man, on the verge of financial collapse and facing multiple investigations that will result in spending the rest of his life in a jail cell. The next couple months will be scary for this country as he slowly comes to grip with that reality.

Anonymous said...

How long and who will be the first Trump to be Indicted? My bet is on Eric.

Anonymous said...

Just dropping in to perform a wellness check on all my MAGA friends on JJ. How y’all doing? Don’t you think its time to accept the will of the people, get behind President-Elect Biden and support another peaceful transition of power? Or are we going to have to suffer through 4 - 8 more years of idle threats from the Right to start a civil war in order to “take our country back”? Either way, I’m ready - locked and loaded. Unlike that stupid WYAB commercial, I'm a liberal that's got plenty of ammo in storage. In the meantime, I’ll place a few empty water bottles at my Pro-Trump co-worker’s desks. Snowflake MAGA tears are quite delicious I’m told.

Anonymous said...

Democrats NEVER go to jail. So, if you want to cheat, break the law, etc, vote Democrat!

Anonymous said...

I taking bets on how long it takes Melania to file for divorce. And for long banks will take to start off loading his loans.
Who will he pardon? Will he try to pardon himself?

Anonymous said...

If trump spent as much effort fighting the corona virus as he will fighting the results of this election, he might have actually won the election.

Whoever the White House hires to move the trumps out better make sure they get paid up front. That cheating bastard haha.

And @12:11 my guess is 6 months till the divorce. She doesn't need his money anymore.

Anonymous said...

Obama is going to destroy the country. If he is elected the country will be completely bankrupt in ten years and all guns will be confiscated so there won't be a damn thing we can do about it. "In God we Trust" will be removed from all government entities and freedom of speech will be restricted. If Obama and his Muslim socialists are elected...

What? Never mind.

Anonymous said...

Trump will not be going to jail. The tax stuff and any other dealings will get swept under the rug. He is going to spend the next 6 weeks or so making deals to keep himself and select family and friends free. He will once again declare bankruptcy and keep it moving like he always has.

I still cannot believe we allowed a person that declared bankruptcy 6 times be our POTUS. A regular, everyday person cannot get a federal job with bad credit. Why did we allow Trump to be president of our country with 6 bankruptcies? Our deficit only got significantly worse as he let his friends and the swamp drag us further down with all the corporate welfare and favors.

Disappointed Voter said...

1.) I voted to change the flag, but think it is terribly ugly.

2.) I voted for 65A, but think it's a shame we had to amend the constitution instead of the legislature passing a bill and directing taxes to infrastructure and education.

3.) I voted for Hyde-Smith, but think she is an embarrassment to our state.

4.) I voted for Trump, but think he is a repulsive human.

This was a ballot full of horrible options, but the state, country and our democracy can handle the outcomes. Everyone needs to take a deep breath, love thy neighbor and lay off the social media. Go outside, its beautiful. Smile and say something kind to someone who looks distraught. Its going to be ok, I promise.

Anonymous said...

There is one indisputable piece of evidence that they cheated, stole the election.

I Lost. What more evidence do you need?

Now there!

Anonymous said...

Crybaby Trump is going to try to destroy our country. He lost fair and square but his ego won't let him accept it. Just like he's done his whole life he doesn't care who he has to bring down with him.

Green Acres said...

LOL. Melania wouldn't even move to the White House till she renegotiated her prenuptial. If she's smart (well, if her attorneys are smart) she'll divorce him ASAP while there are still real dollars available, like the first Mrs. Bernie Ebbers and totally unlike the second Mrs. Ebbers who had to negotiate with the bankruptcy trustee.

It will be a breath of fresh air to have a First Lady who speaks English and wasn't a soft porn star in her past.

Anonymous said...

1. All MAGAs can relax. Trump will run in 2024 for President.
2. Tate was wrong on the Flag. He was wrong on medical marijuana. He is wrong on early voting. He will get a Republican opponent in the 2023 primary.

Anonymous said...

What’s fair about suspending the vote counting when you’re behind? Hold the Secretaries of State criminally liable if it is determined that they participated in voter fraud. But give them an option to come clean before you start the investigation. There is a 100% chance of voter fraud in each of these undetermined Democrat controlled states. They may have been better off to not cheat. Hell is coming. They called down the Thunder.

Anonymous said...

Trump bent over backward for Israel at the expense of Americans and his own reelection. And the globalists are just going to cast him aside like a worn out old whore.

He deserves every bit of this.

Anonymous said...

@12:48, so you voted along party lines? Do you always do that, or do you vote for who you think is the best available candidate?

I agree 1000% with your last paragraph. I'll have a drink for you, if you have one for me.

Anonymous said...

You socialist traitors need to stop trying to gaslight patriots that support election transparency. This isn't fringe conspiracy theories. All of the mainstream voices on the right like Tucker and Dan Bongino, Newt Gengrich, and Pat Buchanan are all saying there is fuckery afoot and they all support Trump exposing long suspected Democrat Party voter fraud.

If you have nothing to hide then you shouldn't fear the light and magnifying glass.

There are too many recorded videos of ballot counters wheeling in large coolers and suitcases. They dont all need giant yetis full of water or a weeks change of clothes. There are too many more votes for Biden where the other democrats on the ballot got thousands of fewer votes. There is too much evidence to be ignored.

Anonymous said...

Just more statues to be toppled or removed and renaming of military bases and schools over next 4 years. Puff Puff Give....

Anonymous said...

12:47 I will take issue with your stance on Democratic gun control. They just needed and excuse so they didn't run into the same situation they had in 1994. I guarantee if Sandy Hook had happened in 2009 or 2010 you would have seen a draconian gun ban rammed through Congress.

I truly fear for the nation's future if they get both Georgia Senate seats.

Anonymous said...

It's not really shocking to see so many democrats demanding Soviet-style political retribution for Trump and his entire family since they all secretly are in love with the concept of the Soviet Union. But has our country gone so far-off the rails that the winning side of an election now cheers and advocates for criminal prosecutions for the losing party as well as all of his family? It looks like most of you already have the view that the Trump family is the modern day Romanov family and must be purged. Shameful attitude for a democratic republic.

Burke said...

Steve Bannon: "Flood the zone with shit!" When that's your election strategy, you'd better be ready when you end up covered in it yourself.

Donald is a loser. Nothing new. Move along folks so we can do something useful about the pandemic and the dire financial needs of millions of Americans.

Anonymous said...

I am looking for investors I have the inside track on a Canibis growers license....I know that the dept of health doesn't even know yet. People from out of state are looking for surrogates ..

Anonymous said...

Good luck to President Joe and his sidekick (1) dealing with the china flu; (2) governing a deeply divided electorate while simultaneously handling the loony binge lefty fringers squawking about free shit for er'rybody, defunding police, etc. Now that the orange fool is headed to the dustbin of history, '22 holds much promise for conservatives to re-set with gains in the house and senate.

Anonymous said...

Trump's mouth and twitter account cost him the election. This is a 100% indisputable fact even with the voter fraud. I voted for him twice but he absolutely ran me crazy with his "unforced" errors. The examples are far too many to even know where to start.

Anonymous said...

Is that Arnold from Green Acres? That was a smart character.

Anonymous said...

Someone said:
"This was a ballot full of horrible options, but the state, country and our democracy can handle the outcomes. Everyone needs to take a deep breath, love thy neighbor and lay off the social media. Go outside, its beautiful. Smile and say something kind to someone who looks distraught. Its going to be ok, I promise."

Agree. Sometimes I think social media is the worst invention ever. Actually most of the time.

Anonymous said...

.....Sometimes I think social media is the worst invention ever. Actually most of the time.

Social media spreads hate at the speed of light.

MadisonRulz said...

9:57 won from the poll position. Also, when can I buy some weed?

Anonymous said...

Agree, 4:34. The hysterical nutjobs of both sides should be ignored as they are the children they act like. It was a win win for conservatives, and really, for middle class moderates and actual liberals. Free of the loudmouth loose cannon, kept the Senate, made gains in the House when the hysterical SquadBots thought there was a "blue tsuanami" inbound to set up Zimbabwe style retribution. And SCOTUS is locked in.

There will be no violence (except the usual from the Antifa nuts and BLM Woke Child Mobs, which burn down Dem cities and create more GOPers). There will be no "civil war" that the nutjobs screech about.

There will be America as usual. Jobs. A slightly better plan for Covid. No dramatic idiotic "Socialism" projects. Sure some of the usual Dem Bot theatrics will ensue. Gerry Nadler will flap his jowls uselessly yet again. Fancy Nancy will stomp her feet. And Mitch McConnell will steer the USS America down the middle of the channel, without running aground on the extreme left or right banks.

Sure, Biden's handlers will be foaming at the mouth to "go harder left than Trump went to the right." Then, someone will remind them of midterms, gridlock, budgeting, and confirmations.

The grownups are back in charge, and the Pissy Panters are again left smoking weed out their Bong Gar.

They were handed pathetic symbols, shiny things, and think they "won" when it was a HUGE setback compared to the MSDNC predictions. As always.

Next Monday, normal Americans will go to work and school, regardless of POTUS declarations. Farmers will plan. Families will assess the holidays coming up and thank God for the blessings and curse "the opposing party" for the bad things. Usual blame game. And the sun will rise again tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

Donald Trump's election, in 2016, was a REBELLION by the American People, against both the Left Wing AND the Right Wing, and against the political establishment - BOTH political parties. Most of us detest BOTH parties. We've known, for a long time, that both parties are infested with a bunch of criminal whores.

Almost as soon as Trump won, in 2016, it was clear, to everyone in my circles, that powerful interests were going to make sure, that The American People would never be able to rebel, ever again.

We assumed they would do this, by ramping-up immigration, subtle forms of attrition against Traditional Americans (particularly the elderly), suppression of free speech, transformation of the Internet (from a place where ideas were freely-exchanged, to something resembling television - with controlled-&-approved information mostly flowing one-way), and a nonstop campaign of disinformation to discredit Trump.

Well... the above strategies failed. Americans DID mostly vote for Trump, this time. However, the cabal of powerful interests had a BACKUP PLAN. We're watching that plan unfold, right now: massive election fraud, backed up by brazen lies from mainstream media. And, as could have been predicted, Supreme Court justices are ruling based upon their religious affiliation. Their allegiance is not to truth or justice.

We are being sold into SERFDOM. The Covid-19 ruse, was used as an excuse for preparing the Western World for takeover. Unprecedented surveillance, and restriction of movement, are preparing our societies for total control. We will never be able to rebel, again. It's over. The events of the last seven months, are only the beginning of the changes. 2020 is only the first bad year. The clouds of darkness which descended over Russia and China, in the early Twentieth Century, have never really lifted. We're not coming back from this - EVER.

Anonymous said...

6:05 Who is doing all this? Who is in charge? You say the "American people" rebelled. Both parties cannot be trusted. The Supreme court is sold out. We're all being sold into serfdom. Who's left? Maybe it's the Martians? If Donald Trump was the last hope of planet earth we were doomed from the jump. Let's all just drink the Kool-Aid and get it over...

I think we still got a shot.

Anonymous said...

" The clouds of darkness which descended over Russia and China, in the early Twentieth Century, have never really lifted. We're not coming back from this - EVER."

Oh for God's sake 6:05.
Calm down.

The Russian Serfs and Chinese peasants didn't know how to load an 1875 revolver.

Most civilian conservatives are better trained with a variety of firearms than many
of the world's military.

Only stating the obvious.

The Left understands that fact.

Anonymous said...

If you were Trump (or Barr or whoever announces this), would you announce the appointment of Special Council to investigate Sleepy Joe's misdeeds, starting point Hunter's laptop, now or would you wait until your election lawsuits have ended? Is one a better plan than the other? (If Joe has done what it appears he has done he can't be President. And if the hasn't done it 100,000,000 people think he has and he deserves a chance to clear his name. Otherwise he can't be trusted to make any deals with China, Ukraine, Russia, and one or two more that we know of.

Anonymous said...

Likely scenario if Biden wins the golden ring.

1. Biden sworn in January 2021.
2. Sometime before Summer 2021 the 25th Amendment flag will be raised because of his obvious dementia.
3. He is removed from office after all the boxes are checked off.
4. Extreme left wing Harris moves into the Oval Office.
5. Harris nominates a radical left wing VP who will be immediately ratified by the Congress.
6. Our great country starts circling the drain. Can you say Venezuela? Cuba?
7. Keep your powder dry as we could be in for an e-Ticket Ride.
8. I pray everyday that Pres. Trump is re-elected to prevent the above.

I am positive that the above scenario has been the Dems plan all along. Why else would they move forward with a candidate with dementia?

No, I don't own a tin-foil hat.


Anonymous said...

If I was a Republican Senator, representing a State with a Democrat governor, I’d be really worried about my health and well being. I’d actually be feeling kind of Arkancidal.

Anonymous said...

The US is not a part of End Times/biblical prophecy. Now we know why. It will not be in existence during the end times, thanks to Globalist liberals.

Pat Buchanan's analysis said...

9:35 PM - good points.

@7:50 PM - here is Pat Buchanan's analysis: https://onlinemadison.com/stories/buchanana-biden-family-prosecutor,32503 (also linked through name above).

Green Acres said...

If the Senate is 50% Republican and 50% Democrat, then Moscow Mitch can no longer serve as majority leader and the President of the Senate will take over. Wouldn't that be V.P. Harris? What poetic and historic justice that would be.

Anonymous said...

Wow KF, you managed to bring out all of the nut cases with this one.

Anonymous said...

Alert the FBI! A neckbeard from the militia group that attempted to kidnap Gov. Witmer is on the loose and now posting on JJ. I'll leave it to y'all to figure out which poster it is.

What happens if the left wins? said...

Read 'em and weep

Anonymous said...

If the Democrats manage to pull this off, they will never lose another Presidential election.

Anonymous said...

It official the Great American Error has been corrected. Thanks Ga . and AZ. John Lewis and John McCain are proud of you.

Anonymous said...

What a peculiar position of support Rupert had

https://the-immoral-minority.com/rupert-murdoch-owner-of-fox-news-believes-trump-will-crash-and-burn-during-november-elections/?fbclid=IwAR1Wv_xoAjxPemO7dPxWRFPW763l4MCY83ljjyorMIgxG7wwfxjEbzSwXE4

The Murdoch media/press was largely responsible for putting the president in office in 2016 and today the man behind the scenes is seemingly distant and aloof at Trump's obvious coming departure.

And history sill likely note that 44>45 even at Fox News.

Anonymous said...

President Biden. Sweet.

Anonymous said...

It’s over gang – Biden is your President-Elect. Even Cocaine Mitch has been putting distance between himself and our impeached, one-term and soon-to-be-former President. McConnell played Trump like the useful idiot he is to get tax cuts for the wealthy, a multitude of conservative federal judges, and a SCOTUS that will be right-leaning for over a generation. Plus a lot of $$$ for pet projects in his home state. As much as I despise Mitch McConnell, he is the only one in DC who has been masterfully playing political 3-D chess while the President was playing with his fidget spinner.

Anonymous said...

Just watch, Biden will offer Republican Senators Cabinet positions, they won't take them, but you won't be able to say he didn't reach across the isle.

Anonymous said...

Tate Reeves the little puppy for Trump! What next for you Gov Reeves up US Rep Palazzo’s butt? Young Steven Palazzo is smart he knows when to Hold them and when to fold them!

Anonymous said...

More people are celebrating that those protesting....

Anonymous said...

" fidget spinner "

LOL

No doubt old Nancy has more than one fidget spinner as well.

It's a fact the Democrats are already turning on each other.

Seems many Dem's aren't (too loving) of the "squad" as they were last week.

Not everyone in that party is "woke".

The next four years are sure to be entertaining .





Anonymous said...

Trump pimped the GOP.

Anonymous said...

Why are so many people concerned that Biden might have dementia, but it doesn't bother them that Trump is bat-shit crazy? Trump clearly has some mental issues. Trump and Biden are both too old to be president. Trump is a racist, a liar, an adulterer, and is totally illiterate. He paid $750 in taxes. My 21-year-old college student son paid more taxes than that, and he works at Kroger. I will be so happy when Trump and his whole family vacates the White House. If Trump had won, Biden would have never contested the election because Biden just has more class and dignity than Trump. Trump should take his butt whipping like a man. But, of course, he's not a man. He's a whiney, unsportsmanlike baby.

Anonymous said...

Democrats have the dead and those no longer living in a state voting for decades. Nothing new here except mail in ballots. This is quite a joke, our entire election process has been a global example of a free election process. With the mail in ballot, they have turned that into a joke. It's bad when Iran is making fun of us. I think the only way to continue this process is to allow mail in votes and have each side set up a counting process after the official election counts. Now one will want to get caught cheating, and Dems and Repubs both will have to prove cheating. Each campaign should have to pay for these partisan counters. We would never have to suffer election fraud again. I would like those who are sick, poor and elderly to be able to vote by mail in but, I want it to be legit.

Anonymous said...

On another note, isn't is sweet to watch people like Joe Scarborough talk about the bad far left liberals and how we must now keep on eye on these socialist? Other left commentators telling people to be careful celebrating and not spread China virus? They never said anything like this during protests. LOL, 4 years ago the Dems were not calling for all Americans to accept it and come together. Think about the last 4 years, Trump moved our economy out of the gutter, had the lowest jobless rate in decades, CNN turned to crap, MSNBC is the far left and most turned off the NFL, NBA, Emmy's and OSCARS. Dems keep shooting themselves in the foot to gain ground. D Trump shot himself in the foot with AZ and talking chit about J McCain/SEAL Teams/Osama. Dave Chappell uses the n word on SNL and opens with a monologue that makes me want him to get a mental health check. And the world goes round.

Anonymous said...

Now predictions:

Trump will prove voter fraud but not enough to fight. After all, the media now controls our elections.

Biden will tied up in court for his and Hunter's crap for the next, hmm, until his death.

Harris will be running our country. Let's just hope they vote Pelosi out from House Speaker, or yes, she will be VP. I don't know if she has enough pharmaceuticals to last as VP but hey, it will all be free anyway.

Anonymous said...

I was shocked that NBC didn't bleep out the N-word during Chappelle's monologue.

I would like to ask 11/8/2020 @ 11:05 what he thought Chappelle said that would think a mental health evaluation was needed.



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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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