Monday, May 4, 2020

Oops!

Someone over at WAPT wasn't paying attention.





24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Was it a prayer vigil for Larry "Caveman" Lee at the parking lot where they were enrolling for night care?

Anonymous said...

Just say what it is that we are supposed to be laughing/shocked/outraged about

Anonymous said...

The standards have been declining for all of the TV news reporting in Jackson for decades. But those lower standards have empowered many. So I guess that is where we are today.

Anonymous said...

@10:46 AM
Now we all get to point and laugh at YOU!

Anonymous said...

@10:46a- Reading is fundamental.

Anonymous said...

The three Jackson TV Stations Twitter accounts are atrocious. Few days ago WJTV tweeted the garbage stat that more people have died from Corona than the Vietnam War. The left has been pedaling those numbers for days.

Anonymous said...

can someone explain what the oops is?

I apologize aforehand for not being part of the "in the know" crowd

Anonymous said...

@11:37 The restaurant co-owner did the slaying. The slain is a vagrant known as Larry "Caveman" Lee. It is an enormously careless mistake.

Anonymous said...

"May 4, 2020 at 11:33 AM: The left has been pedaling those numbers [Vietnam] for days."

The United States suffered 58,209 deaths (combat or otherwise) in Vietnam.

The liberal bastion, Fox News, has the current death toll in the United States at 67,798 -- https://www.foxnews.com/category/health/infectious-disease/coronavirus

I'm confused at how this is a left-wing conspiracy (again?)

Anonymous said...

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It wasn't the "restaurant co-owner" who was "slain," folks. #knowyournews

Anonymous said...

"The left has been pedaling those numbers for days."

Spelling matters.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, 11:54

That is a callous and careless mistake and one too often seen in our 24hrs gotcha, first news cycle.

The person posting could have simply pointed out the title instead of the attempt at picture puzzle

Anonymous said...

@12:03p- Do some research on the CDC's adjusted numbers...

Anonymous said...

@12:25p- Brain teasers and puzzles stimulate the brain. Why must everything be spelled out for you? Brain exercise is a real thing... try it!!

Anonymous said...

Comparing war dead to Disease dead is on another level stupid. We have a ways to go before we pass civil war dead. I'm sure you will staying up late nights counting down to when we pass the civil war dead. Let us know when we get close.

Anonymous said...

With so many murders in Jackson I did not know if another murder at a restaurant had been committed.. it ain’t like we are living in Laramie or Boise.

Anonymous said...

The only thing all three Jackson stations are good at is weather-gasms.

They all have have an on air orgasm if it's a little heavy rain at the Bovina exit on I-20.

Anonymous said...

It’s not known as White Amateurs Playing Television for nothing.

Anonymous said...

Remember when 16 WAPT was always doing the news leads with "Who's Accountable"?

Anonymous said...

Aww, come on Kingfish, I worked at WAPT 35 years ago and that’s what it was jokingly referred to even then. White Amateurs Playing Television.

Anonymous said...

Are the 3 stations trying to be like the Clarion-Ledger?

Anonymous said...

I don’t even care if they can’t get the facts right, I just want them to give me weather with Kara James!

Anonymous said...

I prefer weather with Christana Kay.

Anonymous said...

"I prefer weather with Christana Kay"

She is a cutie pie for sure !

Plus . . . Christana, Kara James and Rachel Coulter are the most reasonable meteorologists in the Jackson metro area.

All three are not only stunningly beautiful, but they are brilliant.

But not to worry. I'm sure all of these ladies will be out of "The Sip" before the year ends.
They are all more qualified for much larger markets.





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