This video of a woman who survived ramming three police cars popped up on Youtube today. How the hell did she live?
Bonus coverage: Check out this video. It's long but funny. A deputy tries to arrest an FBI agent investigating police corruption. The idiot was too stupid to realize that he was the target. Enjoy watching the comedy of errors and foolishness.
Wednesday, May 13, 2020
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Trollfest '09
Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
20 comments:
I think Im in love. Seriously she is Messed up on Monday. As Paul Davis would say "her cuticles had done swelled up on her"
Seems like the sheriff was smart enough to hit the road rather quickly.
Bonus Question: Why the hell would his airbag not deploy?
Hell of a job by that tiny lady driver of keeping the truck from flipping. Damn good job.
It took a Dodge Charger to take out that Dodge Ram. Them Chevy Tahoes are for pussy police. That young woman must have gone through the Daisy Duke School of Driving.
How do I know you is a real FBI agent? You’re tag don’t come back right. I’m going to half to investigate further. You got anything illegal in your vehicle.
I love it when one egotistical cop screws with another egotistical cop. That's funny, I don't care who you are.
5:13. May have been the angle and speed of impact. I've noted this on Chevy's more so than other vehicles during investigations.
On video #2 - these are quite possibly the dumbest cops I've ever seen, verifying a legit FBI agent is really quite simple; this situation went on for entirely too long, and as tempers wore thin it could have ended a lot worse. As the encounter drags on, you can hear in the officer's voice him becoming more and more nervous - he thinks the body cam is his friend, but how he dealt with this situation shows clearly that he is unprofessional and has an attitude problem.
Before I retired and moved to Mississippi, I worked as an agent in several rural/frontier states out West and I ran into this shit all of the time. Especially aggravating when the person quizzing you is your investigative target. In my 27 years, I had tons of local cops question my identity, tell me my creds were fake...you name it, but I never let it get out of hand like this.
That said:
1. It would have been beneficial for agent to have brought another agent along with him (to at least witness the interview);
2. Early on in the encounter, the agent should have directed the officer/deputy to call the FBI office directly to verify his status;
3. The agent should never have surrendered his driver's license or allowed a picture to be taken of it (if it was cover identification the Bureau will now have to create a whole new identity for that agent);
4. The local officer/deputy should have NEVER divulged that the person he was speaking with is on a KST list (no matter what the person you're speaking to says, or who they claim to be);
5. The agent should have NEVER surrendered his weapon or allowed the officer/deputy to place him in handcuffs.
5:13- I was pushed into the car in front of me on I20 years ago. My airbags didn’t deploy. The mechanic told me it was because I didn’t come to an instant stop, but kept rolling.
In second vid,
The FBI agent never took control of the situation. This video may become a training tool on how not to handle an interview. Plus, putting this on YouTube ain't gonna make that sheriff any friends in the Jacksonville office.
The deputy will soon be delivering pizzas.
@ 9:51 - Correct. Airbags deploy when two of several inertia switches make contact and detonate the explosive charge in the airbag. The inertia switch is basically just a ball bearing on a small track inside the switch that's held in place by a magnet. The jolt has to be strong enough to break the ball bearing away from the magnet, travel the short distance to the other side of the mechanism and close the connection on the other side. Usually takes a significant impact and full stop to make that occur. Also, two out of three of the switches have to break loose and make contact at the same time to close the connection. ~former Chevrolet-certified AIS technician.
" As Paul Davis would say "her cuticles had done swelled up on her" "
Laughing out loud.
Actually the (lyric) starts with:
"His cuticles were dilated"
Still LMAO
Other funny (Lyrics) from Sweet Magnolia Blues:
" I learned that at the, the, Narcotics Training Prevention Unit in Tupelo Mississippi"
" They had a boy that had taken that marijuana pill"
"His eyes rolled back upon his head"
" He was actually what they call freaking out"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCS9WBQtDvU
Gawd I still miss ZZQ.
11:13 That would actually be "Her cuticles were dilated...."
@11:30 - good point, he should have set the tone early on, and that Deputy will probably make more money delivering pizzas than the SO pays him....
FBI agent was a dumbass and a drama queen. Situation could have been handled so much better. I pity the civilians that have to encounter him.
Thanks JJ for the FBI vs Franklin County Florida Sheriff's Department. It is 50 minutes, but worth every minute. If you read the YouTube Comments then Google the names involved, you will get the whole story. Some people miss the details. The FBI agent has 31 years specializing in Law Enforcement Corruption & Civil Rights Violations. The Agent calls the Deputy on his personal Cell and asks to meet at the New Police Substation. The Deputy had been with the sheriff's department for just over a year. Prior to that, he was a prison guard. The Deputy calls a City cop for backup. The Deputy gets wise to what's going on, makes an excuse to go to his car and calls a detective in the sheriff's Department for HELP.
They run his car tag..It comes back as Advanced Wiring Company (FBI wiretap). Now everyone on the radio knows the
FBI is in town.
Then he acts like he doesn't believe the Agent is real. Then after 6 people show up, they say the Agent is on a Terrorist Watch List...LE use caution. He is then handcuffed and put in the Deputy's car. With the heated seats on, and heater on, sweatin him.
The Sheriff shows up. 1 minute later, they get a call on the radio that he is a legitimate agent. The Sheriff takes off immediately. They leave him in the car for another 5 minutes, sweating.
Read one of the questions on YouTube...If they treat Feds this way, imagine how they treat citizens...over 600 relies.
So, an FBI agent was mistakenly placed on a terrorist watch list, and flagged as extremely dangerous. That doesn't engender much confidence.
I know he wasn't the first person to suffer a panic attack in the back of police car. I also noticed the sheriff didn't stick around once they confirmed his identity as a federal agent.
If you watched the FBI video, and don't think it could have went wrong, read this.
FBI agents shot at, one wounded while trying to arrest Kentucky Constable on corruption charges.
https://www.kentucky.com/news/local/crime/article241164736.html
A breakfast of corn flakes and meth is never a good idea.
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