Tuesday, November 5, 2019

If Asked, LIE!!!

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16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Only a fool would answer the phone during election time and tell the pollsters who they plan to vote for and why.

Hood stands a good chance of winning this election because many people are publicly claiming to support Tate while actually voting for Hood.

Anonymous said...

We don't have exit polls in Mississippi.
When you insert your paper ballot into the voting scanner it reads it & electronically and sends it to election headquarters. So the vote is counted as you vote.

OldManYakking said...

I loved Mike Royko's columns...didn't always agree with him, but really appreciated his ability to make a topic come alive for the reader. I wonder how many of those columns he wrote after (or during) a visit to the Billy Goat Tavern???
Still miss you, Mike!

Louis LeFleur said...

We could use another Mike Royko these days, but those days are gone forever I'm afraid.

Anonymous said...

1:24 - you are incorrect about your scanned vote being sent to "Election Headquarters". True enough, your ballot is run through a scanner but it is scanned and recorded on a memory card with in the scanner. When the polls are closed the precinct staff remove the memory cards from the scanners, seal them in the appropriate containers for transport to the county circuit clerks office. There the memory cards are then down loaded and votes are tabulated at that point. Sometimes its after midnight before all the precincts deliver their card and affidavit ballots. Also, all absentee ballots are scanned at the courthouse at which point the arguing starts about affidavit ballots......so the story goes.

Anonymous said...

uh, not quite, Mr. 1:24 - the votes are stored in the vote machine at the precinct until the poll closes. Then the flash drive from the machine is removed and transported to the county where it is uploaded and added to the other results of the county precincts.

Anonymous said...

@1:24, you are wrong the machines don't "send the votes to election headquarters". To be able to do what you say, polling places would have to have the internet available, and many do not. The machines electronically record the votes, then at the end of the day, the poll manager get the machines to print out the results. These results are then taken, along with all the ballots, to the courthouse to be officially recorded.

Louis LeFleur said...

1:24, I do not believe that is correct. Nothing is transmitted electronically. That's one of Delbert's claims as to how Mississippi voting can't be tampered with electronically. According to the Mississippi County Election Handbook, all votes are tallied at the respective precinct/poll, place in a sealed ballot box, and delivered in person to county Election Central. This includes scanned votes; they are tallied locally and never transmitted electronically. You might think so in this day and age, but keeping the old method combined with newer technology is a safety measure to prevent ballot tampering.

Anonymous said...

Excellent!

Anonymous said...

1:24, yeah, no...there is no "election headquarters" votes are counted by precinct, certified and then aggregated into final counts which are then certified by the SoS.

Anonymous said...

Sure miss his columns. He had a way with words that we seldom see these days.

Anon-E-Mouse said...

It’s ok 1:06. I claimed I was going to vote for Jim Hood, by pulled the lever for tater tot.

/been claiming I’d do it for months and have been polled more than once.

TheClintonscantsuicideusall said...

Lesser of two evils. Voted for the Tot and not Barb and Ed. Didn't like the idea of Jimmie living in a trailer out behind the Mansion.

Anonymous said...

Never, ever, connect voting machines to the internet. That is the making of serious mischief, typically from China, Russia, Iran, and N. Korea.

Ain't Nunna That Round Here.. said...

1:24...an exit poll is simply some rotund bumpkin standing outside the polling place asking folks how they voted. And 'we don't have those in Mississippi'? Your ignorance is on full display today.

Anonymous said...

If you are voting via a computer scanner, it can be hacked.

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