Thursday, September 26, 2019

Meechigan Meltdown

It is probably a safe bet Ole Miss fans don't really miss Shea Patterson.  He has had less than a stellar career at Meechigan since he transferred there from the Country Club of the South.  His brother threw a tantrum on Instragram yesterday:

“What a joke…u let this guy call plays @jgattis22 and he’s never done it before…what a joke…he’s hot garbage absolutely terrible…and u continue to just let Harbaugh run Michigan as the head coach as he played there and was so absolutely average as a player…it’s unbelievable and ridiculous…u pay this motherf**ker 10 million dollars to be absolute average…highway robbery…he’s hot f**king garbage…regardless of who is at Qb and who you want to keep the heat on the starting quarterback that’s fine…when it appears that a defense has absolutely f**king given up…make the spin u want…my bro is a baller and will be a G in the NFL can’t f**king wait.”

I dunno, Sean.  Maybe your brother was always overrated.  Funny how I rarely, if ever, hear Ole Miss fans say they wish they had him back. 


Anonymous said...

Most Ole Miss fans I know would not want Shea Patterson. However, 90% of the Ole Miss fans I know would take Hugh Freeze back in a heartbeat. Hugh was/is the biggest cheater in football (maybe ever), but they love him. The NCAA doesn't know 10% of what he did. The man knows how to cheat, all while praising the Lord.

Anonymous said...

What used to be a drunken comment in your living room as you watch a game is now broadcast to the world in seconds and parsed and discussed ad nauseam for days. People hide their bias and their level of knowledge behind avatars and false monikers, only to be regarded
as part of a huge cumulative mass expert of consensus opinion. Meanwhile, there exist a whole other judicial wing of digital deputies actively investigating every word against an ever-changing political correctness code. These law enforcers of acceptable thought eagerly discount not just the person’s opinion but the person themselves. Step out of what is currently acceptable and you are thrust in front of the court of social justice, sentenced and pilloried.

Here we know the bias - it’s his damn brother. We have no idea of his football knowledge or his mental condition when commenting.
And, we can see for ourselves that Michigan and UM are, and have been for some time, a hot mess.

So a brother makes some comments, that 20 years ago would be heard only by those sitting next him, in defense of his sibling’s talent at the expense of a highly paid coach - No big deal.

Anonymous said...

brother seems to be a long long way from that little Christian school in Lousiana where Shea was playing. It all started unraveling when dad sent him to IMG.

Anonymous said...

Is saying Shea will play Guard?

Anonymous said...

He was just like Chad Kelly and Matt Corral will be just like him. When you stop making exceptions for bad behavior and the person has to suffer the consequences they become a much better person in the long run. If Patterson makes it to the next level he has to make it on his own and they can't blame everyone else for his mistakes. Calling out a coach for bad play calling is really a cop out and the current generation blames everyone else when things don't go right.

Anonymous said...

frankly, most high school athletes just aren't good enough to play at the collegiate level, let alone division I.

most division I college players aren't good enough for the NFL.

don't blame the coaches--especially one who coached a superbowl...

Anonymous said...

Patterson, Machine Gun Kelly, Matt Corral, Masoli, Bro Wallace. My how the plantation has come since the Manning days. Besides Patterson and Corral, where are Kelly, Masoli, and Wallace post college play?

Anonymous said...

It was obvious when Shea left Ole Miss that he was not going to beat out Ta'amu for the starting position. So they made up some story about how the coaching staff lied to him etc. It's funny how his stats dropped when he didn't have AJ Brown, DK Metcalf, Dawson Knox, and Demarkus Lodge to catch his passes.

Anonymous said...

I said it then and I say it again, when the Patterson's turned their backs on LSU, I knew nothing good was going to happen for this kid.

Anonymous said...

@10:50: If the NCAA only knows 10% of what Freeze did, why don't you enlighten us about the other 90%. Obviously, you must know--or are you just a hypocritical blowhard bulldog fan who thinks Leo Lewis having $11,000 funneled to him through an assistant jr. college coach was legitimate?

Anonymous said...

10:50, you have no clue. If you think the penny ante violations are anywhere near what the big boys pay, then you have no clue about big time college football. Two schools in particular have been running up the price of top 4 and 5 star players. It’s a big time business and cheating is everywhere. Coaches know it, the NCAA know it and those who cover college football know it. But no one will talk about it. Look at all what the FBI uncovered in college basketball. LSU, Kansas, Auburn MSU just to name a few.

Anonymous said...

12:40, WTF is Tyson Lee? Or Chris Relf? Or Sleepy Robinson? Or Tony Shell?

Geez, of all the things you want to pick a fight about, you pick Ole Miss QBs? I'd take any QB on your list compared to any QB at MSU ever, except for Dak. Prove me wrong.

Anonymous said...

Take any Ole Miss QB since 2006 and put him on LSU's roster and LSU would be an instant national contender. You think LSU would not have given Bama fits with Bo Wallace or Chad Kelly or Ta'amu?

Anonymous said...

Shae Shae has always been waaaay over rated. He'll never sniff an NFL playing field.

Anonymous said...

Since 1968 OM has had 2 AP 1st team all SEC QB's....both were Mannings. State has had 5 (Dak twice).

Anonymous said...

Love to hear the story how the Sharks parted ways with Shea’s brother the “ the coach”. Don’t think they could fire him when Shea left but they certainly couldn’t keep him. Probably payed him a ton of money and told him to lay low a few years. He has been a ghost.

Stuff About ZeroBear PolyBear said...

His momma needs to talk to him about his nasty mouth.

Anonymous said...

How does UM attract so many thugs? Except for Kelly leaving the Broncos to become an unsuccessful nighttime vacuum cleaner salesman, The closest thing to a real quarterback they’ve ever had was Archie and Peyton. Peyton is in their just because they all just thought he would play for Ole Miss. Eli broke records because of the others around him. He’s just a hair over average and Hot Garbage for a QB the past few years.

Peyton is one of the funniest tv commercial actors on HULU. Great family story though. I like their documentary.

Anonymous said...

NCAA ruled Freeze did nothing wrong.

Anonymous said...

Did freeze ever get out of the hospital bed or was it a dentist chair?

Anonymous said...

12:16 - The NCAA 'ruled' nothing of the sort. Put up!

Anonymous said...

"Eli broke records because of the others around him. He’s just a hair over average and Hot Garbage for a QB the past few years."

Big words, little man - how many Super Bowl rings do YOU have?

Anonymous said...

I’m a small boy, not a little man. Zero Super Bowl rings for me, Chief. But, I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night and watched ESPN.

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