Monday, December 24, 2012

Maria: Are you incompetent?

Maria Bartiromo asks a Senator if he and the rest of Congress are "incompetent" on CNBC:


Anonymous said...

compelling and rich

Bill Dees said...

Shrill and frantic.

Anonymous said...

Its going to be great when Dees' taxes get jacked up after we go over the cliff.

Anonymous said...

Damn straight they are incompetent, and a bunch of whackos who sponge-off the people. And right at the top of incompetent is the US Senate and House delegation from our Banana Republic of Mississippi.

Shadowfax said...

"Shrill" my ass! I'm glad she has the balls to ask the question. What's the problem? It's damned sure not HER!

Bill Dees said...

The problem is the Republicans. Nunnalee says he opposes increased taxes on anyone. But Nunnalee and the other Republicans in the House have insured that taxes will go up on EVERYONE January 1, 2013. Do the Republicans really think we're fools? Republicans have demonstrated over and over that they have no interest in governing. All they're interested in is appeasing the Tea Party whackos.

Burke said...

It's not even a tax increase; it's the expiration of a temporary tax cut. Are the current Republicans any smarter than those who added the sunset provision a decade ago?

I'm a long way from being in the top 2%. I'm thinking the tax cuts should expire for everyone. We're all in this together. Let's restore the status quo ante W. We were doing pretty well as I recall.

Shanofool said...

Bill Dees; Do you really believe anybody is ignorant enough to believe your blather? Does your idea of 'governing' including passing a budget at least once in a four year period of time? Does your idea of governing include dismissing the other party to 'the back of the bus'? Does your idea of governing include orchestrating the most devisive capitol hill in the past forty years? Does your idea of governing involve a regime-king who demands he get his way and stomps off in a pissed off fit when he doesn't? The republicans didn't create this debacle; but, they're the ones about to say 'checkmate' to those who did.

Anonymous said...

Dees - let me add to the above...Democrats are REFUSING to cut spending. REFUSING! How can any sane person view what is going on in Washington and conclude that it is all because Republicans don't want to let tax breaks expire??? What about spending cuts???? Where are they???

Curt Crowley said...

Legit questions Maria asked, and looked really hot doing it.

KaptKangaroo said...

Ok was waiting for is there an effing app for that or are you just that feegin' ignant!

ShadowMerry said...

The last two posts are largely irrelevant, but, the admin is an inclusive sort of fellow. lol.

KaptKangaroo said...

Flounder, why don't you take a vacation?

Anonymous said...

Cardin was a congressman when I lived in MD, one of several who definitely defined the term "incompetent". Some of those guys made Bennie T. look smart AND competent.

mary leadbeater said...

Very well said, Burke.

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