Saturday, April 24, 2010

This needs to happen.

So who would've thought it. Rankin County is a hotbed of gay Klukkers in drag. Seems like there should be a B movie made out of all this. Just think of the fun Quentin could have if he took on this project.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hadn't heard the drag part and that there were others. Don't hold out on us. Who else was involved?

Kingfish said...

I don't know there were others but it made for a good post. Just think of the possibilities a movie director could have. These klukkers usually um, stick together so I'm sure there were more like him.

Anonymous said...

I'm confused...did I miss something? what is this talking about?

Anonymous said...

Used K yesterday for first time, now will have to get my mind to type gay Klukkers auto, hell to be old.

Anonymous said...

???

Anonymous said...

What??

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing this has a connection to the murdered white supremicist in Pearl a few days ago.

Anonymous said...

Heard this guy was always buying the black men he hated so much.Guess he picked the wrong one this time.

Kingfish said...

Well, maybe when he called them boy he really wasn't being racist.

Anonymous said...

It's interesting, many of the online bios of Barrett indicate that he was hated by skinhead groups because they were convinced he was a closeted pedophile with a preference for young boys.

Anonymous said...

Hotbed? Gay Klukkers? Just a few and they are in more counties than just Rankin. Get over it Jacksonite.

Anonymous said...

LOL, a few years back they had a KKK rally in Pelahatchie. About 3 people showed up. All young kids with crappy attitudes and few teeth. Even the (local) rednecks were laughing at them from what I heard.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmm, so there may be some truth to the rumors going around. Ugh, these people are so screwed up.

Anonymous said...

Then there was the former Republican congressman...
I've always heard hatred comes from fear...fear that others will see in you that which you purport to hate...

Anonymous said...

I've known officer soto for a long period of time and I disagree with alot of what this article states. It's simple don't drink and drive and there's nothing to worry about. The example of the lady states all of her medical facts but doesn't state her behavior on the night of the incident. If there was suspicion of her being intoxicated then she deserved to go to jail. She obviously was incoherent. If she was let go due to the fact that she claimed she couldn't blow in a breathalyzer she couldve went a mile down the road and killed an innocent bystander. As far as the fb pics they were on his birthday in which he had friends over for drinks in his own home. That's perfectly fine, an his right to do so. This story is completely one sided and doesn't tell both sides of the story. Aww but the poor drunk drivers said this and that well guess what there wouldn't be an issue had they not been drinking and driving. End of story

Blake R.

Anonymous said...

Hey rube - he got caught lying on the witness stand - that's a little felony called perjury, and not the sort of behavior we want in LEOs. Now Ridgland may have to defend themselves against all the people that claim they were innocent and were framed by his testimony. Defend that, jackass. At least it's not my taxes going to pay for that, while watching a lot of them go free because HIS BEHAVIOR has now introduced reasonable doubt as to their guilt.


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