Tuesday, April 6, 2010

BAM! BAM! BAM!

35 comments:

Art Vandelay said...

"And you want to be my latex salesman..."

Anonymous said...

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Anonymous said...

Why couldn't you make me an architect? You know I always wanted to pretend that I was an architect.

Anonymous said...

George is getting upset!

Anonymous said...

similar caricature to kenneth stokes!

Anonymous said...

To have done nothing wrong, he sure is making a lot of noise.

Anonymous said...

Will someone tell me who this is and why all the people behind him look soooo sad.

Anonymous said...

I SAID TWINKIES!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

1:05, they are sad because they realize that nutcase in front of them engineered many of the roads they drive on.

Anonymous said...

1:30 - LOL!

Anonymous said...

1:55, that is the best I have heard. Just think Mr. Playboy of Madison County and Mr. Elvis, who next? What does Banks do that we do not know? Only in Madison and just think they think the crooks and rednecks are only in Rankin, now who is laughing!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"Grumpy troll....who lives under the bridge!" LOL!!!!!

Anonymous said...

This picture was taken on Tuesday, Feb 16, 2010, during the "We the People" protest about the lack of open, accountable and transparent government in Madison County; and how $21M of Reunion Interchange bond money was divided up among questionable low priority transportation infrastructure requirements. Also, with another $5 million being devied out to Rudy to make up for his loss of fees for construction oversight for Reunion interchange project.

What is sad is that Madison County is spending $5M for engineering design work for unfunded projects... that may be 10-20-30 years before funding is available to pay for the construction of these projects... wonder how many times they will be redesigned before the work is commenced?

Anonymous said...

Oh by the way, in this picture...Rudy is telling Mary McLaurin, Chairman, Madison County Republican Executive Committee, that she can come by his office to get copies of the sub-contractor contracts and invoices for the environmental clearance jobs and for the sub-contracting of the design of Reunion Interchange...
If you are wondering, he still hasn't given the sub-contracts and associated invoices to Mary, nor anyone else... It has been reported in the press that these contracts may have been marked up 1000% or more.
JUST FOLLOW THE MONEY!

Anonymous said...

And I thought the Jackson City Council had problems.

Anonymous said...

"It has been reported in the press that these contracts may have been marked up 1000% or more."

Then provide a link.

Anonymous said...

Every time I look at that picture, I hear a Pavoratti-type tenor voice hitting a high note with incredible vibrato and tone.

Kingfish said...

I just thought it was a funny photo.

Anonymous said...

LMAO, he looks a bit like William Shatner. Is he reading a phone book out loud?
Yes, it IS a funny picture!

Anonymous said...

He is at war trying to defend his actions and those of the Board of Supervisors... "The rush of battle is a potent and often lethal addiction, for war is a drug."

Anonymous said...

"I say can I get an AMEN out of you people!"

Anonymous said...

Mary, you've won A BRAND NEW CAR!!!!

Anonymous said...

"You can't handle the TRUTH!"

Anonymous said...

What do engineers get paid, 5-6% of construction costs? So that means there should be around $100,000,000 worth of work to be done?

Yeah right...

Anonymous said...

KF, changing subjects real quick...did you see the Hoseman press conf over MK/Regions and those bond funds?

Anonymous said...

I think Rudy is tired of being tried by Mayor Hawkins without a jury. I would not have put up with it for this long.

Anonymous said...

Regardless, the picture is hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Yep, an old blind dog can follow this trail...

Anonymous said...

...And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.

Anonymous said...

"NO SOUP FOR YOU!"

Anonymous said...

"How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

Anonymous said...

As a person stated on Facebook, "When you work for the PUBLIC... Expect the PUBLIC to want answers!

See Madison County Journal article and editorial at: http://www.onlinemadison.com/main.asp?SectionID=3&SubSectionID=3&ArticleID=22344

Anonymous said...

You'll get nothing and like it!

Anonymous said...

He gave something else... still the same old BS... and, no one likes it!

Anonymous said...

I understand that Warnock got paid 2.4 million by Elvis and Company (Madison County Board of Supervisors) to design the Reunion interchange and he simply bought the plans for the HWY 463 interchange from the engineering firm that designed that interchange for $800,000.00, pocketing 1.6 MM. If that is not corruption I don't know what is. Somebody needs to drop a subpoena on Madison County and Mr. Warnock.

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