Tuesday, November 13, 2007

The paranoia sets in.....

"Remember, all, that we have tightened up our entry policies a bit and are shying away from unknown Yahoo and Hotmail accounts due to past abuse. If you want to sign up under one of those accounts, you will need to get in touch with us directlly and verify your identity first..."
http://www.jacksonfreepress.com/comments.php?id=15428_0_67_0_C#100857

Congratulations. You now have the most restrictive policy among all of the internet forums in Jackson. Once again, you prove yourself to be on the cutting edge.

However, explain how come you are now requiring some type of ID for your website while you oppose it in the voting booth, especially after you wrote the following statement: "And you should always worry about a politician who is trying to limit the number of people who can vote." http://www.jacksonfreepress.com/comments.php?id=15425_0_67_0_C#100840

Pot, meet kettle.

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

I just noticed that on the website...I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Anonymous said...

Her blog is already this side of an invitation only affair. Why bother? Sorry Donna but when masturbating in public I prefer some decent scenery.

Kingfish said...

You are SUCH a troll.

Anonymous said...

Make fun all you want but where else can you go a few rounds with Ray Carter while he pisses away another day of his Mississippi taxpayer provided salary posting on the internet?

Kingfish said...

Hey, I like my Ray Carter. Thats my padnah.

Here is the deal. Ya'll politics is the Phi Beta Kappas, JFP is the bohemian set that tries to be different on campus, and JJ is the frat house and every night is swap night and every weekend is South Seas.

Anonymous said...

The definition of a troll attack is entirely up to the discretion of JFP management.

All you need to know.

Anonymous said...

Toga, Toga, Toga!

Kingfish said...

Trollfest 07 is now underway. Everyone try out the sacred funnel.

Anonymous said...

Great, I guess this means I'll have to call myself a racist. Also anything I say is so laden with fallacies as to be incomprehensible.

I am such a troll.

Kingfish said...

I will let Kuchenga handle that one.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget this important troll shield used 99% of the time to shut down opposing viewpoints:

Also, remember to always include a link to a source when you have one in order to corroborate your statements.

Even when someone posts links the sources are discredited using any number of vague, undefined and non-corroborated rationale.

Kingfish said...

I think its ridiculous and shows a combination of arrogance and insecurity. If someone gets out of hand, you zap him or ban him for good. I've yet to see a site that spent so much time on "trolls" as that one does. I don't particularly care for the masturbating comment up above. Yet its up there as I'm not threatened by it. What is more telling is that she is still discussing Maria's post and email on there. Which tells me it must have hit home. I've rarely see her spend so much time on one single poster or letter after they were gone a few days.

Anonymous said...

"People who live in glass houses, should not throw stones"

Kingfish said...

me? I can handle most everything thrown at me here. No glass house here.

Anonymous said...

Sarcasm-a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain.

Psychologically speaking, being sacastic is the worst form of communication.

Kingfish said...

sacastic? I had sacacism used against me before. thanks.

Anonymous said...

WOW!! This is a great tennis match with this ANNOYMOUS poster...Wonder who it is?? LOL

Anonymous said...

If one had been had sarcasm used against you before, why in the world would you want to continue this behavior? One should rethink this form of communication due to the psychological results. Long term, it tears down the soul. Which is devestating. I steer clear of this.

Anonymous said...

Just goes to show that "Jackson Free Press" is a misnomer. Its neither "free" nor "press."

Anonymous said...

Ha Ha - So true Catfish.

Anonymous said...

Catfish doesn't have a clue.

Kingfish said...

be nice to lawyers who are twice my size and play rugby.

Anonymous said...

king
This will come back to haunt you one day

Kingfish said...

Am sure it will. I'm going to assume this post is sincere. Why did I make this post? Because I do find it ridiculous. I think it is hypocritical when over at that site they have bashed the CL repeatedly for its forums and registration. Have there really been any so called trolls over there lately? I've noticed some criticism but nothing that would get you banned or zapped from most websites. She made a post about Republicans really bashing them a couple of weeks ago and her posts have tended to be more malicious lately. I'm not the one restricting comments and dissent. I merely point it out when it happens. I think she can't handle criticism and this new policy merely reflects that.

Anonymous said...

Please do not keep repeating the same thing over and over again in a way clearly designed to agitate readers and the site's owners.

Follow the link. You just can't make this crap up. The only people who are that kind of paranoid are usually mentally whacked out or drug abusers.

It is like the signs at the zoo asking that the animals not be fed. PLEASE don't agitate anyone over at the JFP. They are prone to freaking out! LMAO

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
king This will come back to haunt you one day"

Is someone threatening Kingfish?

Anonymous said...

Breaking: *** CORROBORATIVE SOURCING ALERT *** No links provided.

Anonymous said...

Kingfish...I think you are the greatest thing since sliced bread!!
Since there is no place to comment on the trollfest 07, I will do it here... I would like to order a boat load of tickets with front row seats to all the events. The festival will surely prove to be the highlight of the YEAR!!! Send my VIP tickets right away!!! : )

Anonymous said...

Corroborative Source? Who needs that when "thetruth" is an insider leaking info to the JFP...why back it up when you're reporting it first hand?



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