Thursday, January 11, 2018

Clerk shot in Ridgeland robbery

A clerk was shot during a robbery of a Ridgeland liquor store tonight.   Two men robbed Lake Harbour Liquor tonight. The victim was shot in the torso and getting treatment at a local hospital.  The injuries are not life-threatening.  The two suspects entered the store and grabbed an unknown amount of money from the cash register.  Police are trying to obtain a description of the suspects.

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"Mississippi has thrown me to the wolves"

Sometimes it is forgotten in the debate over opioid regulations that people are at stake. Real, live, honest to goodness regular folk.  One such woman stood up and told the Mississippi Board of Medical Licensure at its December 15, 2017 work session what its opioid amendments meant to her as a patient.

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Representative fights to abolish CON law

This column is reprinted from State Representative Robert Foster's Facebook page with his permission.

Everyone hears about how corrupt Mississippi is and how low we are ranked in healthcare, but most do not know just how corrupt or why our healthcare is so bad. Healthcare corporations are some of the most powerful lobbyists in this state, who also have very deep pockets. They will not like what I am about to share- and will provide manipulated statistics and false information in an attempt to discredit me. None of that matters because the truth is the truth and I answer to the people of Mississippi, not to them.

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Jackson water update

The city of Jackson issued the following water update last night.

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Wednesday, January 10, 2018

Stupidheads of the day

From the Richland Police Department's Facebook page:

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39211: Start drinking!

The city of Jackson issued the following statement.

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Millsaps/Chism poll: Hilbert popular, no new taxes, create a lottery

A Millsaps College/Chism Strategies polls says Gilbert is the most popular Republican and voters oppose raising gas taxes to pay for infrastructure improvements. Some highlights from the poll:

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Beat a mama, go home to mama.

Warning: Graphic photos posted below. 

Take a look at where convicted wife-beater Brian Clark is residing these days.

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Tuesday, January 9, 2018

Wow!

Awesome game last night.  Just wow. 

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Poll: Wicker enjoys strong support.

The Roger Wicker for Senate campaign released the following poll. 

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Ms. Sports Medicine Clinic speaks out on opioid amendments

Mississippi Sports Medicine Clinic opposed the opioid amendments in a letter sent to the Mississippi Board of Medical Licensure.   The Board approved new regulations that will make it tougher to prescribe opioids and impose new requirements for doctors who choose to do so.*  18 doctors signed the letter.  The letter was obtained through a public records request.

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Clinton police seek robbers

The Clinton Police Department released the following video and statement.

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Kingfish wins one against DPS at Ethics Commission.

The Kingfish won a public records fight against the Mississippi Department of Public Safety. The Mississippi Ethics Commission ordered DPS to provide this correspondent with a copy of all correspondence between the agency and the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration in 2016 regarding the DUI enforcement grants.  DPS refused to do so as it claimed they were part of an "investigation."

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Carlisle Street robbery

JPD issued the following statement. 

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Monday, January 8, 2018

Jackson water update

The city of Jackson issued the following update.

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Medical mall clinics reopen tomorrow.

UMMC issued the following statement. 

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PART-AY!!!!!

It's Spring Break time at the Mississippi Legislature.

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R.I.P., V.I.P.

Posted below is the obituary for John Ingram. He was a popular manager at Parlor Market and later Hal and Mal's. He meant quite a bit to quite a few people and deserved to be remembered.  

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College Savings Plan art contest begins


Today, registration opened for the fifth annual College Savings Mississippi Art Contest. Running January 8 through February 28, 2018, students across Mississippi can compete for over $3600 in Mississippi Affordable College Savings (MACS) scholarships by submitting an original piece of art on the theme, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”

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The Silly Season begins

The Silly Season begins in Mississippi's Third Congressional District.  Congressmen Gregg Harper shocked the Mississippi political world when he announced he would not run for re-election last week.  His decision means there will be primaries on June 5 and a general election on November 6.  It is a safe bet that there will probably be a run-off in at least the Republican primary.  Cellphones nearly blew up over the weekend as hopefuls called donors and campaign managers while poring over their maps.  Here is a list of those who are rumored to be running or who have already announced. 

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Sunday, January 7, 2018

Pediatricians oppose opioid amendments.

Add the pediatricians to the ER docs, Ob/Gyn's, orthopedic surgeons, and a multitude of other Mississippi doctors who oppose the Mississippi Board of Medical Licensure's opioid amendments*.  Here are some excerpts from some of their letters.

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Jackson water update

The city of Jackson issued the following statement. 

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Sunday morning sermon

If you can't make it to church this morning, enjoy this sermon presented by the late Dr. Frank Pollard.  He preached from 2 Timothy 4:7-8 in  his sermon How far are you going?

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Bill Crawford: Store closings, online sales, legislature imperil cities

Stagnant tax policies and anti-tax fervor coupled with the Legislature's inattention to changing business patterns will play havoc with local government financing over the coming years.

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Saturday, January 6, 2018

Stupid crook of the day.

A robbery attempt didn't turn out too well for this punk in Houston. The action gets real fun for him at 1:50 and 5:10.

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Jackson water update

The city of Jackson issued the following statement.

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Friday, January 5, 2018

Shootings in Jackson

JPD issued the following statements.

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Jackson water update

The city of Jackson issued the following update on the water problems. 

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Killer of JSU professor free on parole

Once upon a time in Mississippi, life did not mean life when someone went to prison.  Eula Roundtree served only ten years of her "life" prison sentence after she was convicted of killing  Dr. Clara Porter in cold blood in 1987.  The Parole Board saw fit to set her free in 2000.  This case is a prime example of why the "85% rule" and other "truth in  sentencing" measures were passed by the legislature in the early 1990's. 

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The rape of Rolling Fork

The headline for this post seems rather strong but that is indeed what happened in Sharkey County.  Rolling Fork was just another small town in Mississippi that made the mistake of running into some bond pimps who promised golden showers but instead gave the town a golden fleece. That mistake cost the town of two thousand people several hundred thousand dollars. That's quite a pretty penny for a city with a budget of less than $2 million.

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Virgi provides more info on water problems.

Jackson Ward 7 Councilwoman Virgi Lindsay posted this message about Jackson's water problem on Facebook Wednesday:

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Thursday, January 4, 2018

Officer safe. BOLO for suspect.

JPD issued the following statement. 

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UMMC closes most medical mall ops

UMMC issued the following statement.

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Horse Race!!!

Reliable sources told JJ that Michael Guest, yes, that Michael Guest, will run for Gregg Harper’s congressional seat. Who else will run or should Run?

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Harper to come home

JJ has learned that Mississippi Representative Gregg Harper will announce that he will not seek re-election. 

Senator Roger Wicker issued the following statement:

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And they're off to the races

Four people qualified to run in the February 20  special election to replace former Representative John Moore :

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Boil water notice for Jackson

The city of Jackson issued the following statement.

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ER docs oppose opioid amendments

Mississippi ER doctors publicly opposed the Board of Medical Licensure's "opioid amendments."  The Mississippi Chapter of the American College of Emergency Physicians said in an October letter sent to the Board that the amendments "will not improve safety and will have unintended negative consequences."   The two-page letter is posted below and makes some points worth reading. The letter was obtained through a public records request. 

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Wednesday, January 3, 2018

Classic!

Nothing like Corvette porn.  Enjoy this vintage video about the '63 Sting Ray.

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Jackson water update

The city of Jackson issued the following update.

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Homicide in Pearl

The Pearl Police Department issued the following press release. 

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SEC sues Malachi for Rolling Fork fraud, says Muni Advisor was not a Muni Advisor.

The SEC is going after the Bond Pimp.  The Securities and Exchange Commission sued Porter Bingham and his company, Malachi Financial Products, in U.S. District Court yesterday for fraud.  It accused Bingham and his posse of ripping off the city of Rolling Fork (MS) by submitting phony invoices that were paid on a bond deal.

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OB/GYNs on opioid amendments: "excessive and unrealistic"

Local gynecologists and obstetricians opposed the "opioid amendments" approved by the Mississippi Board of Medical Licensure last month.  Posted below are letters from the Mississippi Section of the American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists and Jackson Healthcare for Women submitted to the Board in October.  The two letters are short and sweet but they show what the medical community serving women in Mississippi thinks of these proposed regulations. 

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Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Jackson declares emergency due to cold

The city of Jackson issued the following press release.

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Stupid crook of the day

Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following press release and mug shot.

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Parish: Teen ignored warning shot, chased him

 WARNING: GRAPHIC & VIOLENT VIDEO FOOTAGE 

Wayne Parish wants to see the Youth Court file of the deceased Charles McDonald.  A Hinds County grand jury indicted him for murder in the shooting death of 17 year-old McDonald  that took place in June 2016.  The shooting occurred when McDonald jumped out of his mom's car and ran away when she attempted to take him to Henley-Young Youth Detention Center. He had been to Henley-Young eight times in two years and there were two outstanding arrest warrants for McDonald when he was killed.

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Moore is new JPD Chief

Jackson Urban Praetor Chokwe Antar Lumumba issued the following statement.

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Deputy uses Narcan to save life

Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement:

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Monday, January 1, 2018

Medical Board releases final opioid amendments

The Mississippi Board of Medical Licensure submitted its proposed "Opioid Amendments" to the Secretary of State Friday.  They are posted below. The Board proposed the amendments after the Governor's task force on opioid abuse issued several recommendations in September.  The amendments have been strongly opposed by many doctors and several health-care provider organizations.  A hearing was held on November 15.  The Board approved them on December 15 at an unscheduled meeting after giving a public notice less than 48 hours prior to the meeting.

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Savage attack at Subway

The Madison Police Department issued the following press release and mug shots.

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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