Monday, December 23, 2019

Too Funny

The Cowboy's choke job last night had an interesting effect on several people. Enjoy.



13 comments:

Anonymous said...

My nephew in Big D says Lincoln Riley is already picking out his office furniture at the Cowboy Ranch complex. What a complete GAG job!

Anonymous said...

Damn. My computer must be screwed up - and isn't connecting to the right video.

The headline said "TOO FUNNY". I watched whatever was in the post, and have yet to see anything funny at all. (and my evaluation has nothing to do with being a Cowboy fan, there just wasn't anything worth wasting time watching on this.)

Anonymous said...

When is the obsession with the Cowboys going to end? They are no longer "America's Team" and haven't been for decades. I'm a State fan, and I hate the fucking Cowboys!! They are going to be mired in mediocrity until Jerry Jones either sells the team, which he'll never do, or until he dies.

TrumpDoesntUnderstandFitness said...

Dak almost faked his way into a hundred million dollars, now he'll probably be cut and maybe get picked up as a backup somewhere. Too bad, I always thought he was a decent guy despite the issues on and off the field. Maybe he should stop exercising so much and save his energy for the games? It works for the world's foremost expert on fitness and human health.

Anonymous said...

They are "America's joke" and the best example of the power of hype in the history of sports. Most of their fans have no idea why they like them, they just know they do. Kinda like Coke without the syrup. Genius marketing.

Anonymous said...

Eventually the NFL will allow them to pay enough players under the table to overwhelm the other teams who must honor the salary cap. That should satisfy the networks and the fans of America's Team. It's all about the money.

Anonymous said...

KF, you are just picking on the leg bumpers because we have dominated Mississippi sports this year. And, our future is so bright. You know that next year Slo Jo Mo will lead us to the promise land over LSU and Bama.

Kingfish said...

Maybe Dak should quit throwing the ball into the ground or overthrowing his receivers.

Of course, it wasn't Dak who benched Zeke and Amari on the most crucial play of the game. Just as it wasn't Dak who only gave the ball to Zeke 12 times against the bills.

Anonymous said...

They didn’t give the ball to Zeke more because the Eagles were stacking the box to stop the run. Dak could take advantage and the Eagles were daring him to throw downhill. Dak is a decent QB, but not championship caliber. He has 3 pro bowlers on the offensive line, great receivers and the best running back in the game. Dallas just needs an elite QBS, not an average one.

Anonymous said...

Damn y’all are jealous. How many dropped passes were there? I guess overall stats are just a perception. Y’all act like that mayor in Jackson.

Anonymous said...

Crazy how Dak is trashed and over analyzed while Faker Mayfield gets a pass.

Kingfish said...

Fair point. Mayfield in a smaller market while Dallas is on prime slots every damn week.

Of course, Mayfield has been a whiny bitch for several years as well, something Dak is not.

Plain ol' Catfish said...

Oh whoa, what are you backwoods bandwagon fans talking about!? "Faker Mayfield"

Freddie Kitchens was a HORRENDOUS play caller this year in Cleveland.

There's a reason Baker had a terrible season. You don't go from breaking an all-time record in touchdown passes in a season for a rookie, then look lost with better weapons at right end and wide receiver, with two solid RB's.

Last season Freddie Kitchens was O-coordinator used Todd Haley's offense, with a seasoned QB coach and offensive line coach last season.

This year Kitchens tried to recreate the wheel with the Air Coryell Air Raid Offense, called his own plays, went and got graduate assistants to work as his QB coach and offensive line coach. While Todd Monken is sitting their twirling his thumbs dying to call plays. Baker was put in a bad situation with an inexperienced head coach that had to big and ego to relinquish play calling duties.
Baker is not the problem in Cleveland.

So before speaking on teams you know VERY LITTLE abouy, you joker's should stick to what you do best, jumping on any team that's winning bandwagon when the Cowboys, Steelers, or 49ers start losing.



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