Wednesday, October 30, 2019

Yee-Hawwww

Just our MBN Director strolling through a marij-u-ana field a few years ago.




What happened to the Seal Team Six outfits?

18 comments:

Justice for Weed said...

Lots of good lookin plants in that pic. These idiot LEOs continue to waste resources targeting marijuana as the opioid crisis rages in our state. Leave weed alone and target the drugs actually killing people.

Anonymous said...

To think. Legally growing those naturally occurring plants for recreational use is a billion dollar industry in America.
But because this state is run by in red puritans we dont take part.

Anonymous said...

What a tool.

Anonymous said...

This joker looks like yet another "appointed" leader in state government whose highest level of education is a GED.

Anonymous said...

I spent almost 30 years in law enforcement, starting as a sheriff's deputy, and finishing my career as a federal agent. We always loved it when the brass showed up for a photo-op and tried to act like they were "one of the gang" in the field. The truth is that their presence is a nuisance, it is disruptive to operations, and we had to assign a few agents to the VIP to keep the wanna-be from getting hurt. And don't think for a minute this fool wouldn't sacrifice any one of the agents he was "standing with" for some sort of political gain. Pathetic.

Anonymous said...

Just when I thought he couldn't look like any more of an asshole, really - what's with the cowboy hat? I suppose its appropriate, he presides over quite the rodeo.

Anonymous said...

His cuticles were dilated!

Anonymous said...

@ 7:53, his eyes rolled back in his head and he like ta kicked over hollerin "trip out, trip out" which is what they call freakin out

Anonymous said...

pull up a picture of howdy doody and check the resembelence. if he aint his twin my name is not buffalo bob.

Anonymous said...

" His cuticles were dilated! "

Laughing my ass off.

"His eyes actually rolled back upon his head "
. . . I learned that at the Narcotics Training Prevention Unit in Two'plow Mis'sippy".

Anonymous said...

The state would function better if these appointees would stay in their office and be what they are, a figure head. Let the rank and file do the job. That means everything. They seem to think sometimes they are put in those positions based on their ability to do the job. I remember Frank Melton running MBN.

Anonymous said...

Yosemite Sam.

Anonymous said...

I feel so much safer for myself and my family now

Anonymous said...

Is he a REMF or a pogue?

Vote here, vote now!

Anonymous said...

….....we went up there to see a guy, who had taken one of those marijuana pills.........he was hollering that trip as loud as he could... LMAO funny stuff

Anonymous said...

Ahh...the good ole days of hearing that one Tunes Til Two. I remember listening to that with my dad at the ripe age of 10 or so and cracking up. I can still recite it to this day at 37. RIP David Adcock. One of the best things we ever lost on Jackson, MS Radio.(guerilla radio).

Anonymous said...

They out... they out in the street sellin it. The police can not contain ALL the marijuaner that's in Jackson. That's the truth

Anonymous said...

The wildwood flower grew wild on the farm,
And we never knowed what it was called.
Some said it was a flower and some said it was weed,
I never gave it much thought
One day I was out there talking to my brother,
Reached down for a weed to chew on,
Things got fuzzy and things got blurry,
And then everything was gone!
Didn't know what happened,
But I knew it beat the hell out of sniffin' burlap.

I come to and my brother was there,
And he said, What's wrong with your eyes?
I said, I don't know, I was chewing on a weed.
He said, Let me give it a try.
We spent the rest of that day and most of that night,
Trying to find my brother, Bill.
Caught up with him, 'bout six o'clock the next morning,
Naked, swinging on the wind mill!
He said he flew up there.
I had to fly up there and bring him down,
He was about half crazy

The very next day we picked a bunch of them weeds,
And put 'em in the sun to dry.
Then we mashed 'em up and chopped 'em up,
And put 'em in the corncob pipe.
Smokin' that wildwood flower got to be a habit,
We didn't see no harm.
We thought it was kind of handy,
Take a trip and never leave the farm!

All good things gotta come to an end,
And it's the same with the wildwood weed.
One day this feller from Washington came by,
And he spied it and turned white as a sheet.
Then they dug and they burned,
And they burned and they dug,
And they killed all our cute little weeds.
Then they drove away,
We just smiled and waved
Sittin' there on that sack of seeds!

Y'all come back now, hear?

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