Monday, March 2, 2015

JPD nabs & fires two bad apples

JPD issued the following press release:

Kingfish note: dumb m_____________s.


Anonymous said...

I guess "To Protect and Serve" means something different to them.

What a joke.

Kingfish said...

Nice to see JPD get them instead of the Feds as has been the case in years past.

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

Isn't it

Anonymous said...

There is no "LOW" when the "LAW" breaks the "LAW"!!!!!

Lee Vance should have been the "CHIEF" long time ago!!!!!

Johnny Weir said...

Pays so low for police it's a wonder that there is so few bad apples a.k.a. Donuts* in any police department.

* get it. police are always in donut shops. Sorry for being so politically incorrect.

Anonymous said...

Damn, that boy got a bad case of pinkeye!

Anonymous said...

c'mon guys--there's a certain percentage of renegades in EVERY police dept--ALL police depts.are aware of this and are constantly looking for bad apples---let's not make more of this than it deserves--

Anonymous said...

JPD has plenty more bad apples to get rid of, there's no doubt about that.

Anonymous said...

Pink eye or pepper spray eye? Looks like he found himself resisting.

Anonymous said...

Kudos to JPD and whoever had the guts to follow up

Anonymous said...

FYI, He had an accident a few months back & left him blind in that eye.

Anonymous said...

Good job JPD. 12:42 is right and I'll take it one step further. Not only does every police dept have bad apples, every business and family has a few bad apples. Lay off the low blows thrown at JPD and for once just compliment the nameless souls that as this through.

Anonymous said...

What about the thugs that violated every training they've ever received and beat the white man in the head with a nightstick.

If JPD is so great all of a sudden, why were disciplinary actions not taken?

Any officer of the law is aware what they did was strictly forbidden.

Anonymous said...

certainly making these arrests are cause to compliment JPD for not looking the other way...wait, is that something that merits praise?

there are plenty of JPD officers that need to be removed, but most of them are the administrators and command level staff that are handcuffing investigators with really stupid rules about getting evidence to the Mississippi Crime Lab, evidence storage and retention, and a lack of discipline for investigators that cannot or do not write coherent reports, fail to record witness and suspect interviews, and generally are not trained or mentored to be investigators in the first place.

Kudos For Graham said...

Graham's police training program is finally paying off.

Anonymous said...

Don't be praising JPD too much. The JPD thugs that stole the trailers just took the trucks on the video to work. Our other JPD officers probably just walked out the back door of the station and saw them.

Very little actual detective work went in to solving this. It just so happens the thug crooks (JPD officers) were incredibly stupid.

Anonymous said...

JPD is not investigating most of the crimes happening in Fondren and Belhaven. I think JPD is in cahoots with the gangs taking over the city. Just watch and see what happens next.

Anonymous said...

Graham needs a lot work in precinct 4 ,
If you are ever unfortunate to go to that precinct, you wouldn't wonder how criminals would not be from that bunch. Totally unprofessional . I wondered why I was there , first police cars blocking the entire driveway , had to wait for them finish their conversation or official transactions then move so I can find out where the office was , second police cars where blocking both handicap spaces that i needed . Need I say , none of the cars and officers in the cars blocking me didn't even acknowledge me waiting for them move . I was not important, I am an old white guy in an old truck.

AH....Whut? said...

"If you are ever unfortunate to go to that precinct, you wouldn't wonder how criminals would not be from that bunch"

WTF did he ^^^ just say?

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