Thursday, August 6, 2009

I report, you decide.



She is saying something about um, something. Guess I'll have to watch it a few more times figure out what it is.

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kingfish, do you like, have her, like, phone, dude? I'll wait for your resposnse, but I'm going to, like, watch this like, 19 more times. I want to be informed.

Anonymous said...

Why in the hell are you featuring one of her spiels that lacks cleavage?

SNORE.

Anonymous said...

She's definately passionate about "this [ain't] no recession". And why did I just waste my time watching that?

Anonymous said...

We need to get back to some serious tits around this blog Kingfish.

Anonymous said...

Well...if the KF is young and single...why shouldn't he be posting what he wants to on his own blog?

jackassery ring a bell.

Anonymous said...

Well if the depression gets any worse and she starts getting cold, I'm not going to let her freeze She can come stay at my hut for a night or two or ten.

stilettoGOP said...

((hehe)) Good ole big boobed blonde political chick. she always pulls the comments. love it.

Anonymous said...

I am offended that my squeeze is so disregarded prior to my using her real talents.

LOL

Anonymous said...

C'mon stiletto. You'd never know what she was packin' unless you were a JJ longtimer.

Hookah said...

Man she's broadcasting from a double wide (extra sexy).

Anonymous said...

Definately a double bottom.... I'd say.

Anonymous said...

It's not talents, it's skillz.

Stilleto. I'm not just partial to blondes. What color is your hair? I can dig that too.

Anonymous said...

Don't know why she's so worried 'bout a recession. She could always score a job in the oldest profession.

Anonymous said...

I love this woman....I truly do!

Anonymous said...

Kingfish: We're overdue for a photo of LSU cheerleaders or pep squad or something......

Anonymous said...

There has been a dearth of babes on this blog in general for too long.

Anonymous said...

Video of Obama union thugs arrested in St. Louis after attacking black conservative exercising his right to free speech.

Anonymous said...

Looks like she went through a little earthquake around :39. Didn't see to faze her none. What a trooper she is.

Unknown said...

Oh, and somebody get that girl some crown molding.

Anonymous said...

Conservative thinking at its best.

Anonymous said...

I'm beginning to understand why Democrats are worried about these mobs. These look to be shady characters.

Anonymous said...

duct tape

Anonymous said...

Over her mouth or to boost her...ummm...bosom?

Anonymous said...

lol....both if needed.

Anonymous said...

Young lady, you are exactly right. We are in an economic depression, and unfortunately, it's only going to get worse. We can thank our incompetent lawmakers for this problem. Young people like you will have to bear the brunt of this insanity.

whatshername said...

Girlfriend can COUNT! ... and was that her little towheaded toddler I saw?

Anonymous said...

Well...living proof of why the average IQ in the country has dropped 10 pts.

Of course, there's a tow head! Do you really think she's smart enough to count her birth control pills?! She has to be able to count to twenty ONE!

While you're fantasizing, picture little tow head in 18 years, lying on the sofa, munching your food in front of the TV telling you he'd get a job if we hadn't screwed up the economy and he'd passed the GED!

I'm sure FOX or MSNBC has already called her...SIGH.



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