Friday, May 15, 2009

Crisler GOTV Effort Hypes Crime to GOPers

Is Marshand Crisler worried that NEJammers won't turn out on Tuesday?

I ask all readers how is this any different than the southern strategy?


ElPresidenteBF said...

Thank you Leland Speed.
Thank you William Winter.
Thank you Stuart Irby.
Thank you Jeff Good.
Thank you Billy Mounger.
Thank you Watkins Partners.
Thank you Kane Ditto.
Thank you Baker Donelson Mississippi PAC.
Thank you Belmont Trapp.
Thank you Bill Cooley.
Thank you Malcolm McMillin.
Thank you Jeff Weill.
Thank you John Calhoun.
Thank you Tony Geiger.
Thank you Hayes Dent.
Thank you Curt Crowley.
Thank you Richard Schwartz.
Thank you Chip Reno.
Thank you John Palmer.
Thank you Tom Royals.
Thank you Dick Molpus.
Thank you Jim Barksdale.
Thank you Crymes Pittman.
Thank you Wirt Yerger.
Thank you Brian Fenelon.
Thank you Steve Rogers.
Thank you Ted Duckworth.
Thank you Mike Moore. Say Hi to Dickie Scruggs for us.

Thank you to all the Crisler supporters for a wonderfully refreshing and enlightened campaign!

Anonymous said...

Johnson is nothing but a race-baiting wore out reprobate. Crisler's lack of experience is a concern, but so is Johnson's experience. He had a chance and blew it.

Kingfish said...

Its not like Johnson went to a race-oriented campaign in 97, 01, and 05.

Schizo said...

That's an awfully long list of strange bedfellows, El Presidente. Any evidence of collustion?

Anonymous said...

Pretty sure I saw all those names on Crisler's campaign finance report Schizo.

Curt Crowley said...

Wow. That's a hell of a crew on that list. I'm proud to be on the same list with some of those folks--others not so much.

I assume my name is on here due to a small contribution I made to the campaign. While I cannot speak to the motives of some of the people on that list, I expect to receive *no* personal benefit in the event Marshand is elected.

I support Marshand because he has given his entire life to the service of others. Enlisted Marine, Deputy Sheriff, National Guard officer in Iraq, City Council. This man has sacrificed himself for the good of the public. And that's good enough for me.

I understand not everyone thinks these endeavors are important. In fact, some of The Great Deliberator's supporters have dismissed these facts as a "john wayne" routine.

The choice here is quite simple: endless sacrifice, or endless study.

Anonymous said...

Curt don't you have something in common with Harvey Johnson?

ElPresidenteBF said...

Brad "Kamikaze" Franklin gave Marshand Crisler $2000 on May 8th, 2009.

Thank you Kaze for being so progressive.

Thank you for supporting a campaign attacking Harvey Johnson on crime in white Republican neighborhoods. Thank you for supporting a campaign that is using crime fear to get out the vote in white Republican precincts. Thank you for supporting the campaign of division, the campaign playing the race card and the campaign asking white Republicans to believe distortions not supported by facts.

ElPresidenteBF said...

Crime was higher under Kane Ditto. Crime was higher under Frank Melton.

Murder rate was FIFTH HIGHEST EVER when Crisler endorser Sheriff Malcolm McMillin was serving as JPD Chief.

Top Years for Jackson Murder:
1995 = 92
1994 = 91
1993 = 84
1991 = 76
2008 = 73 (Increased 57% vs 2007)
1996 = 67

McMillin’s Record
Jackson Crime
First 6 Months 2008:
Property Crime = Increased
Robbery = Decreased
Arson = Increased 325%
Murder = Increased
Aggravated Assault = Increased
Burglary = Increased
Larceny = Increased
Motor Vehicle Theft = Increased
Rape = Decreased

Anonymous said...

The record is skipping again, can someone please fix it? Thanks.

Kingfish said...

Zapped it for a couple of reasons.

1. Curt doesn't hide behind screen names or post anonymously, he puts his name out there for everyone to see and always has.

2. You want to refer to him as a local DUI lawyer or something similar that is fine, but going and digging up the profiles and posting all the info when its not relevant is something I just don't approve of in this case. Other times I do, just not this time. Keep commenting. Doesn't mean you're a bad person, doesn't mean we don't love you, doesn't mean we think you are a baby killer or engage in human sacrifice, just that it went a little too far. The crime stats have been good info.

Kingfish said...

By the way, Watkins has donated 12,000 to Harvey in the past so its not like Kaze's boss is anti Harvey.

Anonymous said...

Don't expect ElPresidente to understand.

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