Thursday, September 3, 2026

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 Save The Bean!

Mr. Swell-o-Phonic himself, Chane, managed to stir up the wokesters with what else but popsicles.  Yes, you read that correctly.  Who knew a popsicle could be racist.  

Ron Chane made a name for himself over the years with t-shirts and other paraphernalia that is well, colorful.  However, Mr. Chane does not discriminate.  He makes fun of everything and everyone.  He's made fun of Jackson's problems over the years in his works but didn't spare the white folks either.  Remember this one? 



Chane made a batch of popsicles and sold them at his store and across the street at The Bean.  However,  Chane assigned each flavor a rather um, colorful name and that is what stirred up the wokesters.  



All hell broke loose as an Austin import made her feelings known on TikTok.  Calling the popsicles racist, she launched into a diatribe of Lumumba-speak.  The words "state" and "divestment" were used repeatedly.  Watch for yourself. 


@thekimshadey

The Bean in Jackson, I don’t find this amusing, its hateful and tone deaf at best, racist at worst. Fork found in kitchen I guess. And it stank in there too!!!! Clean that dishwasher out 🤧

♬ original sound - YouTube: @thekimshadey

Cue the outrage. Sure enough, some of her followers started calling everyone involved racist and trashing The Bean. How dare Chane make fun of Jackson's water problem or poke fun at potholes.Some of them even thought themselves clever for saying The Bean  "STANK!". Yeah. One person made the mistake of trying to take up for Chane: 

Very, very few of y'all commenting actually know Ron Chane- you don't know what he's done for Fondren and for Jackson. If you don't care for his sense of humor, I get it; but to call him racist?? So wrong. You missed the whole entire point.

However, the Austin Zombie was having none of it, armed with self-righteousness she was: 

 We don’t care about the point and it’s not funny so…

Exactly.  There is no reasoning with these people so why even try?  Apparently these scolds are not familiar with the term gallows humor because that's what this is. 

While she wails about how blacks suffered from bad roads and water problems in Jackson, guess what? So did the whites.  While she's griping about potholes in Jackson, perhaps she should come to my street as it is decorated with not potholes but craters.  Newland and Reddoch were undriveable until recently.  

As for the water problems, the folks in Belhaven and the Fondren suffered too.  How many restaurants were forced to close when there was no water or spend thousands of dollars on bottled water? 

While the Zombie screeches about disinvestment, perhaps she should look up what investment means.  While businesses fled Jackson, Chane and The Bean invested in Jackson.  However, such facts are lost on these so-called community activists who have to money to invest in Jackson but reserve the right to make life miserable for everyone else who does. 


As for Chane, he graduated from Forest Hill High School.  Instead of leaving Jackson, he rolled up his sleeves and went to work while having fun doing it.  Heaven forbid. Our Austin Zombie is mad because he made fun of potholes? Well, sweetpea, Chane actually spent his time and money filling potholes in Jackson.   NBC News story on Chane filling potholes. Naturally Harvey's people threatened to arrest him.  No outrage there, of course. 

The Bean closed more than half a dozen times when Jackson could not provide water. Through it all, the coffee shop somehow found a way to survive.  If The Bean wants to sell a popsicle making fun of boil water notices, good for it as it suffered greatly under Jackson mismanagement.  

So if you want to do your good deed for the day, go by The Bean and get a coffee or a delicious pastry and stand up to the hive. 


20 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have never met anyone who does not like Chane. If you've met the guy one time, you'd like him instantly. I stop in his store and the Bean every time I'm in Fondren, and you should too!

Anonymous said...

She makes her money by talking online, she doesn't care about facts, she loves the "outrage" and clicks

Anonymous said...

PSA: Listening to this will make you more stupider and lower your command of correct pronunciation of the English language.

Anonymous said...

You can really F her up with some truth by saying the area of Jackson that pays the most in taxes, gets the least amount of attention to it. No one takes people like her serious. Just like the only people that took Lamumba serious were his bootlickers. Everyone else just looks on and laughs.

Anonymous said...

My Lord, she is vulgar! PLEASE, someone send her back to Austin!

I'll go to The Bean - I'm happy to know she won't be there!

Anonymous said...

As Jean Raspail wrote in 'Camp of the Saints' "Your universe has no meaning to them. They will not try to understand. They will be tired, they will be cold, they will make a fire with your beautiful oak door…”

Anonymous said...

Planning a trip to The Bean and Mr Chane's place to drop some cash for the excellent coffee and top quality, cleverly designed merch. I too am thrilled that I won't encounter the clueless complainer.

Anonymous said...

How many Popsicles does he have to sell, I will buy them all!

Anonymous said...

Perpetually offended, never responsible
I’m sure they are glad she won’t be back. Take those nasty nails back to Austin

Anonymous said...

This bald headed biotch has had plenty to say over the years but one thing you won’t find her doing: working a job. Just ignore.

Anonymous said...

Ignore. Then they don't exist.

Anonymous said...

I will be visiting and supporting the Bean with other Veterans next time I go to the VA for treatment. Plus I’ll bring a car load of other Veterans so we also visit the Civil Rights Museum.
Signed
A proud Black Retied Disabled Veteran

Anonymous said...

TikTok is her job. Getting people like Kingfish outraged and talking about her is the goal. It’s like people don’t realize that half the things they get outraged about are nothing more than performance art that pays the influencer’s bills. No different than Charlie Kirk or the Tate brothers or a million others.

Anonymous said...

Wow. I’ll make a trip and support the Bean and Chane this week in this whale’s honor. The Bean has fantastic coffee.

Anonymous said...

Not sure why KF is giving this tik Tok nobody an audience.

Kingfish said...

Thought about that. However, I went looking on social media and saw where it was blowing up. Comments all over the place and several readers emailed the video to me.

Anonymous said...

If you ask me, Jackson is actually a cool place and I enjoy living here. The hardest part is when you’re trying to enjoy one of our many awesome local restaurants and somebody like this shows up. I don’t know what kind of dress code needs to be implemented to keep them out but it’s obnoxious and insulting to the eyes to see such an enormous person shoveling food into their bottomless mouth.

Anonymous said...

People want to be equal without earning it with contributions to the economy and society, then they get a platform and make us remember why unearned peerage is a bad idea.

Anonymous said...

Those cups are white, so yes, racist.

Anonymous said...

Someone posted this on 4chan /pol/ and now Chane is the new Hugo Boss. He’s about to get even more rich thanks to this uppity jogger.


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