Friday, August 4, 2023

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 Just a picture of Not-so-Christian Dedmon. 





31 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dildos and milk will make you feel better about your Vienna sausage!

Anonymous said...

I'm not getting this one.

Anonymous said...

Where can I get a Stokes hat?

Anonymous said...

Is that hat so Kenny, and others, can read his name in a mirror?

Anonymous said...

Obviously this guy is a POS but I'm not going to judge him for making fun of STOKES...

Anonymous said...

I would question any “leader” who thought it would be a good idea to give this juvenile doughboy joker a badge, gun, and any amount of authority of citizens. This dude should’ve been working the drive-thru at whataburger or maybe stocking shelves at Walmart. But I guess he went to Bailey’s church and said all the right Bible verses to get his foot in the door with Bryan.
This is why you don’t turn your government agency into a phony theocracy with everyone bowing their heads for your prayers and you okay pretend preacher and your deputies are your deacons. Like some twisted cop-cult-gang.

Anonymous said...

Looks as douchey and phony as his boss!
Praise the lord and pass the biscuits!

Anonymous said...

This Good-0-boy is going to cost Rankin County millions of $dollars$. Get out the check book!

Anonymous said...

Looks like a doughboy fatass. Low speed high drag speshul operator no doubt.

Anonymous said...

Is the Dedmon guy related to the Dedmon guy that ran the black man over in Jackson some years ago?

Anonymous said...

I agree with 10:26...what's the deal?

Anonymous said...

That scraggly beard proves that he is a former special operator; maybe SEALs, Delta Force, Rangers, SEAL boat operator (SWCC), Army 160th SOAR, a real warrior....Not ... He will soon be the cellblock punk.

Anonymous said...

How did he find a stokes hat? I’ve been looking for one for years.

Anonymous said...

He will learn to love real life like dildos where he is going......Goon Squad...... Great job Bryan Bailey..... You are a joke

Anonymous said...

yall so silly... these guys will go to a federal prison that will be other fellow officers and/or similar crime folks. They will have it made in the shade just will not have their families sitting on the couch with them.

Anonymous said...

While he has done plenty to be proven to be a POS... This picture doesnt sway me one way or another... Stokes is a dumbass and I think the hat is funny.

Anonymous said...

what happened to the "brotherhood"?

Anonymous said...

I've wanted a STOKES hat to show support in public for Stokes. After seeing this co-opting I'll find another way to support him.

Anonymous said...

Looks just like his father !

Anonymous said...

Stokes is far from being a dumbass. These days he appears to be the brightest light coming out of city hall.

Anonymous said...

Til Valhalla!

Anonymous said...

I'm white and would not feel comfortable if this guy pulled me over.

He MIGHT be allowed a goodbye kiss and hug at sentencing.

Anonymous said...

They stoked Stokes too?

smh

Anonymous said...

11:36, that was exactly my question too.

Anonymous said...

He is not worthy to wear that hat! Stokes is way better than him!

Anonymous said...

Have you people forgotten that a few years ago Stokes was on the radio and tv telling the people of Jackson to throw rocks, bricks, and sticks at law enforcement they saw chasing the Jackson thugs? Stokes hasn't changed. He is still the person he was and will always be. It is just every once in a while someone will come along that is pretty much like Stokes. Lately it has been happening more than usual. People see this as a chance to make fun of them and blame everything bad on them without the chance of being called a racist.

Anonymous said...

The hat is fitting because Stokes is a racist too!

Anonymous said...

C'mon, folks. The photo is sarcasm, at best a cap he took off a suspect. He's posing with it like a hunter who just bagged a big trophy deer. The next photo on his phone is probably the bloody trophy/suspect hanging over the tailgate of his fancy RCSO pickup.

Anonymous said...

I have a Stokes had. Its really easy and cheap to have one made on the interwebs for less than $20.

Anonymous said...

Rankin County taxpayers 'bout to cut that check.

Anonymous said...

Hartfield received over $880,000 in Covid relief funds.
Tuition was required to be paid during the lock down period.


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