Tuesday, March 22, 2022

JPD Arrest Capital Towers Burglary Suspect

 JPD arrested vagrant Lance Moburg for two counts of business burglary after several businesses in the Capital Towers  were burglarized and vandalized.  

 

Moburg allegedly broke into the Capital Towers building shortly after midnight Friday morning and ransacked several businesses.  Sources said he broke into the St. Andrews Episcopal Church building, climbed some stairs, and entered Capital Towers through a walkway that connects the two building's backsides.  

Moburg is homeless. He is a suspect in several similar crimes that took place at nearby buildings in the last few months.  



24 comments:

Anonymous said...

See folks, KF is reporting on a crime allegedly committed by a cracker/white guy!! I guess some of y'all are still going to accuse him of being racist.

Anonymous said...

Crime among Republicans (code for white) is totally out of control. What can we do? I suggest a crime summit, a march through the streets, a candlelight vigil, a balloon release and a meeting with the mayor. At the very least we need more money. Yeah, that's it. After all, it works for the Democrat community.

Anonymous said...

6.0’ and 105 lbs. Feed that dude, damn. He’s hungry.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the guy who broke into the Farmers Mkt

Anonymous said...

JPD Please feed this poor guy. If those numbers are correct, he is in serious need of medical attention.

Anonymous said...

I think he could use some medical marijuana.

Anonymous said...

Sean Penn filming in Jacktown?

Anonymous said...

There is nothing that medical pot doesn't treat.

Krusatyr said...

Surely the '5' and '0' were transposed such that actual weight is 150, not 105. He and similar vagrants are why I avoid downtown, they can be violent mental cases who act out of desperation.

Anonymous said...

Pretty clean shaven for a homeless guy

Anonymous said...

Thanks for all you do for America, Lance.

Anonymous said...

He can soon move into the Landmark building. And where are/were the Capitol Police?

Anonymous said...

Looks like they just gave him a random address in the middle of the hood where no dwellings are located.

Anonymous said...

When the globalists and democrats are through with us, the only free man will be a vagrant this man or mountain hermit. The sheeple will live in high tech closets like Bruce Willis in The Fifth Element. Or perhaps some dystopian nightmare like that movie Brazil

Seems nice said...

According to the woke crowd (aka woke-tards), he is not "homeless," he is "unhoused."

Try to keep up. LOL.

Anonymous said...

Poor baby.

He's skinny because he lives "unhoused" in one of those old Jackson food deserts.

He might carjack ya, but he won't kill ya.

Anonymous said...

mr moburg is not home less anymore.

Anonymous said...

mr moburg is not home less anymore. I'm sure all the little wokesters will be happy to hear that.

Anonymous said...

I wonder which other municipality caught him and dumped him at the bus station or on High Street?

Anonymous said...

Hungry skellington.

Anonymous said...

mr moburg is not home less anymore. I'm sure all the little wokesters will be happy to hear that.

Anonymous said...

Lol, great job and only because he was on video. Now let us not act like he is the only homeless thief in Jackson. Ask anyone dumb enough to come downtown with stuff in the back of the truck.

Anonymous said...

Ask anyone dumb enough to come downtown with stuff in the back of the truck.
March 23, 2022 at 12:15 PM


Best way to dispose of your trash in Jackson. Box it up. Write on the box: "From Gran's House - Sell These". Park in any commercial area of Jackson and go in a store. Just flip a coin. Come back and 'Gran's Stuff' is gone.

Anonymous said...

6:50 : yep



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