Wednesday, February 19, 2020

Something BIG is About to Happen

Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba sent out the following press release last night. 



What could it be?





48 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jackson is going to annex Madison and Brandon

The mayor is going to boil water for everyone?

Kenneth Stokes is going to admit his son went to Harvard and his daughter went to Yale?

New city slogan - Jackson the city with hole

Anonymous said...

WTF? Jackson City Hall has a 'ceremonial office'?

This is easy...It will be announced that the Portrait of Jefferson Davis is rehung being hung in the Council Chambers.

Anonymous said...

Baby Chok is resigning?

They are making the entire city a Gun Free Zone?

JPS is getting an 'A' rating?

The zoo is going to be shuttered for good?

Anonymous said...

Zoo related I bet.

Anonymous said...

Lumumba Lite is going to step down and lead the Kushites out of Jackson!

Anonymous said...

Free straight pipes for all water customers

Anonymous said...

Jackson to become gun free zone

Anonymous said...

Mike Bloomberg, just in time for the primaries, has bought Jackson.

For 35 dollars and 11 cents, to be paid over 150 years.

He overpaid, but, it's well worth the pandering.

Sorry, Mike. No refunds, no returns.

Anonymous said...

500 million fed grant to fix all Jackson roads. Nothing could be bigger.

fed up in Jackson said...

how unprofessional!

Anonymous said...

The Mayor is going to the Paris Air Show !!

Anonymous said...

Ooh! A guessing game until 5PM! Here's my choices
1) Zoo reopens
2) Zoo shuts down
3) Suing someone else related to water debacle
4) Declaring Jackson a sanctuary city
5) Another Farish Street Rejuvination project

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing a new task force will be formed to study something with his sister as Chairperson, Enoch Sanders as Vice Chairman & The Judge waiting to hand out blessings (as usual of course).

It's all about grabbing prime time in front of the camera.

Anonymous said...

zoo opening date

Anonymous said...

Jackson is pulling out of Mississippi and will be the capital of Kush. Yes, the previous statement is tongue in cheek. But the sad fact remains this statement is the desire of Baby Chok.

Anonymous said...

Jacktown no longer to be named after Andrew....but now Jesse.

Anonymous said...

Siemens settled out of court

Anonymous said...

All the potholes will be fixed and all streets will be paved by the end of February.

Anonymous said...

1) zoo (probably)
2) airport
3) Chokwe named Bernie Sanders' running mate

I'm guessing #1

Anonymous said...

Pretty ballsy to hold the presser at 5:00pm and ask the tv stations to air it live during their news shows. It better be huge or they'll never show up again.

Anonymous said...

Maybe it will be like the big Pearl announcement a couple weeks ago. New coach time for one of the schools.

Madison Rulz said...

Big remodeling of the Burger King on High St. in the works.

Anonymous said...

He knows people who actually have jobs will be traveling home and won't watch it.

All his supporters will be in front of their television screens.

Guessing it's more stupidity.

Anonymous said...

If it was truly big, it would have leaked by now.

Anonymous said...

I had a dream about this. The mayor is going to legalize marijuana and use the tax revenue for infrastructure.

Anonymous said...

Jackson is merging with Bolton.

Anonymous said...

I amend my prediction....no more marijuana arrests and an agreement with Jody Owens not to prosecute petty drug crimes.

Or Jackson is announcing a new level of "sanctuary city" in coordination with the county.

Anonymous said...

Judge Green sentenced a Jackson resident to 10, you read it right, 10 whole years for capitol murder! A record

Anonymous said...

What would be cool is if nobody shows.

Anonymous said...

Jackson and Pelahatchie are gonna merge.

Anonymous said...

WJTV just announced the City settled with Siemens.

Wow. This is HUGE! (/sarcasm)

Anonymous said...

They're gonna give Bennie credit for "One Lake" and he is finally going to support it and it will become reality. Many dirt haulers in Bolton will be enriched.

Sarcasm Be Us said...

1. Baby Chok is going to be Bloomies running mate.
2. Baby Chok is "coming out."
3. The Pearl River has been flooding.
4. Baby Chok is moving to Cuba to be tourism minister.
5. Baby Chok is moving to N. Korea to be #2.
6. Jackson is receiving $75,000,000 from a deceased Nigerian Prince, believed to be a distant cousin of Baby Chok.

Anonymous said...

As little as he's accomplished...it won't have to be much.

Anonymous said...

It will have to be much, much bigger than being Zoo related for such a blatantly pretentious memo like that to go out...

Anonymous said...

1. Free water for N.E. Jackson (the rest of the city has been getting it free for years).
2. Crechales decided to stay on Hwy 80 and be an anchor restaurant.
3. COJ has been buying lotto tickets and WON!

Anonymous said...

Baby Chok has ordered the zoo animals to be released as a form of urban renewal. This will also save on the enormous food bills.

Anonymous said...

Announcing Jackson's Going Out of Business Sale!

Up to 90% off on dilapidated homes, firearms, and depressing memories of when McDowell Road didn't look like Chernobyl!

Anonymous said...

Joel B. Has been appointed as head of narcotics.

Anonymous said...

After a million+ dollar investment in a consulting firm, we are changing the colors on the police cruises to something more appealing.

Anonymous said...

Why is this agreement with Siemens considered huge news? Is Jackson so bad that this is something to brag about on the 5pm news?

Go Baby Chok said...

$89,000,000 is huge. Good for Baby Chok. Hopefully the money will be put to good and efficient use.

Anonymous said...

Well that was boring. 90 million settlement with Siemens. Wonder how it will be wasted.

Anonymous said...

4:50 Hey Bruce!

Anonymous said...

So is this going to replace meters and/or billing system? (and/or training of water dept employees) I mean we still have the problem to correct, right? It's not like it's just a bucket of free money to use on something else.

Anonymous said...

Lol at all the Zoo comments. If only y’all knew what’s REALLY happening at the Zoo nowadays!!! There’s a reason they’re not allowing Media/Cameras/Visitors inside.

Anonymous said...

@8:40
You have any inside information? Inquiring minds want to know.

Anonymous said...

@9:16
I can't get inside but from outside it sounds like high stakes animal fights.

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