Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Madison resident arrested for threatening Rudy

Rudy Warnock filed simple assault charges against Chuck Shelby last week. Mr. Warnock claimed that Mr. Shelby threatened to "get him" and "destroy his family". Mr. Shelby became upset at an earlier meeting of the Madison County Board of Supervisors after he learned the board was going to appoint a replacement for outgoing supervisor Ronnie Lott.


The argument continued over at Cilantro's in Canton where Mr. Shelby allegedly uttered the threats. Mr. Warnock filed charges the next day. Mr. Shelby was arrested the next day and posted bond. He is 72 years old. The affidavit is posted below.  The charge is a misdemeanor.




19 comments:

Mid-Life Lawyer said...

You know, I've been meaning to try Cilantro's. Sounds like a happening place!

Anonymous said...

I was in the restaurant when this happened. It was scary. Its one thing to be mad at rudy, its another thing to threaten his family.

Anonymous said...

Those Madison folks are frisky!

Anonymous said...

Mayor Mary has lost control in Madison.

Anonymous said...

that is not a crime under 93-7-3, threats must include "physical menace" to place a person in fear of serious bodily injury. that affidavit fails to allege a material element.

Rudy must be a real pussy to be afraid of an elderly man with a big mouth.

Anonymous said...

material defect is how Rudy works

Anonymous said...

Takes a big man to stand up and protect his family against the angry threats of a 72 year old Madisonite by running to the court the following day and have the septuagenarian butt of the man who threatened you thrown in jail. #sarcasm

Honestly, if Rudy really felt he or his family was threatened, why not call Canton PD or Madison SO that night? Just sounds like typical Warnock protocol to run to the legal system any time he feels "threatened", be it a threatening 72 year oldn older, an anonymous blogger who posted Rudy's pictures of his trip to the Playboy Mansion, or the engineer from Florida who reviewed his business practices.

Anonymous said...

I sit pretty close to mother / monster MARY and can tell you she was behind this!!!

Anonymous said...

Thanks to everyone for their thoughts and payers! Rudy

Anonymous said...

6:17, just what is Mary behind; she is no friend of Rudy?

Micah said...

I bet when you guys read the title yall thought it was me who threaten the play boy.

Anonymous said...

Inside information...supervisor Gerald Steen was listed as the "Emergency Call Person". He was given one call and guess who he called??? GERALD STEEN. I smell a conspiracy!

Anonymous said...

Steen was behind the man threatening Rudy. Proof is being sent to the TV and Print news tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

Scared you might eat him. That's about it fat ass Gober.

Kingfish said...

I like ole Rudy. If we didn't have him, we'd have to invent him.

Anonymous said...

KF: I believe you mean you like the BOS....they are the ones that pay the man. What he supposed to do, say no thanks to the money?

Maryville said...

The man's age is irrelevant. Lots of crazed 70, 80 and 90 year old people running around out there who aren't strapped down at night. Most people his age are 'angry' about something. And if he attends meetings, you know damned well he's already angry.

Anonymous said...

at 6:30

"...payers" - too funny!

Anonymous said...

If the 72 year old man has the ability to carry out whatever threat it was it needs to be addressed. If the guy beats up the 72 year old bully the word on the street will leave out the bully part.



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