Tuesday, October 29, 2013

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Anonymous said...

I'll be honest. I'm too stupid to understand this.

Anonymous said...

Hang on to your screenshot of ObamaGirl. Website went down and her pic was removed.

Anonymous said...

She was the best part of the website.

Anonymous said...

10:13 check out a link in the thread about the Ole Miss - Texas game, then plow through dozens of pages of photoshopped pictures to see what that statue picture is all about. Or don't.

Seriously - that new one would be better if the Honey Bob-Boo shot was included too :-)

Anonymous said...

Leno says the new face of Obamacare is Michael Jackson's doctor who was prosecuted.

Anonymous said...

We know Obamacare is a crock and that all the hype was nothing more than administration spin trying to accomplish some historic program in the middle of the worst recession of all our lives.

Moving on, I would rather discuss the Tea party challenges to Mississippi's incumbent Republicans now serving in DC. We know about McDaniel challenging Cochran, we know about the Club for Growth targeting palazzo, now i see where a Tea party Superpac is targeting Harper. Getting fun down here for 2014...

http://www.stopthetraitors.com/

Anonymous said...

1:04 - thanks for the link. I'm ready for ALL of our Congressional Reps to go. No more Republicrat for me.

Anonymous said...

You "tea party" dipshits have nearly singlehandedly destroyed the Repub party. And, in so doing, have all but guaranteed a Hillary victory in 2016. Idiots.

Anonymous said...

1:53, another RINO country club crony capitalist Republican I imagine, loving more and more pork and spending and addition to the $17 trillion dollar debt. Go contribute your money and advice to Haley Barbour, Thad Cochran, John McCain, Mitch Minority Leader etc., and leave conservatism and your children and grand children's future to us.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone hear that there was something in the bill to raise the debt ceiling and restart the government that pertained to Mitch McConnel's home state? I heard that within that bill was several million for work on a dam that we have already spent LOTS of money on for the past upteen years.Does anyone know if that is truth or fiction.

I would really like to know if there was a piece of pie in there for him when it got approved.

Anonymous said...

2:15 see 1:53. Painful as it may sound, he or she is correct. Period. Our candidates' platforms in Mississippi revolve around who can be the biggest Bubba.

Sad. So sad.

Anonymous said...

You "tea party" dipshits have nearly singlehandedly destroyed the Repub party. And, in so doing, have all but guaranteed a Hillary victory in 2016. Idiots.

McCain and Romney were your RINO standard bearers. How did that go?

Anonymous said...

So was Reagan 4:01. It went very well. Romney lost when he uttered the famous Tea Party 47% mantra. Period.

He would have won, but the radical TP BS did him in.

Anonymous said...

Reagan was not the candidate of the establishment GOP. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

Anyone around here that actually can blame the Tea Party for Romney's loss is completely DETACHED from reality. His number one, top, chief advisor and strategist was a Mississippi native and close friend of Haley Barbour's, Stewart Stevens. Stevens even hired a personal assistant for the Romney campaign, guy named Austin Barbour, ring a bell?

Glad to refresh y'alls memory, I have always said that you should not drink that central Mississippi water, seems to take away most folks memories...

bill said...

2:27, there indeed was a big chunk of money in the CR for the dam in Kentucky, but two things need to be pointed out before you make any judgement about it. One, the appropriation for the dam was in the CR from the beginning, not added into the deal at the end to get McConnell to deliver Republican votes. Two, the dam is crumbling and needs to be fixed.

I'm not excusing any federal overspending, but it sounds like this wasn't what the left made it sound like.

Johnny Football said...

10:38 is right. I'm still laughing at the Honey Boo Boo shot.

Anonymous said...

5:52 correct. It also was needed to finish the job, otherwise the much larger amount that was already spent on this project would have been a total waste.

I think it was requested by someone other than McConnell from KY, and someone from TBN as well.

Anonymous said...

Got a link 8:38 PM? Otherwise you are just anonymous with an opinion.

Anonymous said...

9:08 Not anymore. There were several news stories about it the day after the vote. Feel free to look it up yourself - Google is your friend. I'm busy checking my kid's homework now, not yours.

EDIT: never mind - by the time I typed the letters to get this posted I had found it - see 8 seconds to do what seemingly baffled you:

http://www.politico.com/story/2013/10/mitch-mcconnell-kentucky-dam-project-98510.html

Anonymous said...

Anyone who buys the cover story and thinks that McConnell had nothing to do with the earmark is a naive RINO fool.

Anonymous said...

Amen 6:20, that is probably one of the Barbour's or a Cochran staffer arguing on behalf of and for McConnell, they all make a living off of pork spending, debt and deficits, and crony capitalism with their pals.

Anonymous said...

2:15 pm...typical of a Teabagger. You are long on name calling and being a'gin anyone who doesn't adhere to your narrow views and short on solutions to the problems facing us.

You have guaranteed with the truely CRAZY people you've elected that the GOP won't win a national election.

You killed Romney's chances with your foolishness and his victory should have been a lock! But,you scared him into catering to your insanities and then had to open your mouths while he was running and scare away every sane person in the Nation.

Anonymous said...

I am not a Republican (am an Independent), but the Tea Party is a fucking joke. As long as the Tea Party exists as a meaningful segment of the Repubs I will NEVER vote for them. Watching the moderate, blue blood, uber-wealthy Romney squirm and try to cater to the redneck dumbass Tea Party by pretending that he liked guns, etc. was pretty comical.

And the response of the Tea Partiers here is even better. You people are too fucking stupid to come in out of the rain. Because of you, the GOP will continue to get destroyed well into the foreseeable future. And I will be laughing at your ignorant asses.

Anonymous said...

I am not a Republican (am an Independent), ... .

That is what they all say. Since voters don't register by party here in Mississippi you are free to make up shit to your heart's content.

The Kenyan loves brain dead "Independents".

bill said...

I didn't say that McConnell had nothing to do with it, although there's evidence that Feinstein was behind it. I only said that it was a legitimate and necessary project and it was funded in the original CR and not part of a deal to get the Republicans to vote to open up the government.

"As long as the Tea Party exists as a meaningful segment of the Repubs I will NEVER vote for them." You don't sound like someone who takes elections very seriously, although one has to be impressed by your enthusiasm, at least if enthusiasm can be measured by the use of gratuitous profanity. You must think the New Black Panthers and the other extremists in the Democrat Party are just swell. Suggestion: Why not vote for the best candidate and not let the TEA Party make your decision for you?

Anonymous said...

That is what they all say. Since voters don't register by party here in Mississippi you are free to make up shit to your heart's content.

The Kenyan loves brain dead "Independents".


1) I don't live in MS;
2) "The Kenyan" is a 2-term president who history will rate much more highly than Dubya Bush (admittedly a very low standard); and
3) Our system needs a reasonable contrarian voice to keep the other side honest. Stupid, ignorant redneck tea partiers with misspelled signs falls far short of that standard; and
4) [points at the scoreboard for all federal elections since 2004].

Anonymous said...

October 30, 2013 at 12:08 PM = makes home in hole-in-ground

Anonymous said...

Suggestion: Why not vote for the best candidate and not let the TEA Party make your decision for you?

Thanks for this reasonable comment. I find the extremists of the democratic party to be just as detestable (and possibly more so) than the tea party. The difference is that the tea party's influence within the GOP has grown to such an extent that they can't rightly be called "extremists" anymore. If the GOP (overall party) has any sense, they will relegate the tea party back to minority/extremist status, or, better yet, encourage the tea party to start its own separate political party.

Anonymous said...

12:30 first time commenter here, and not one of the above. Don't you stupid, right winger, bubba's understand that while it is popular to be a redneck in this redneck state, the Tea Partiers and ultra right wingers are DEAD as far as national elections. I think some of you are stupider than the Democrats best friend, Sean Hannity.

Joseph said...

10:48 AM: Your protestations against name-calling fall a little flat after starting your diatribe with the pejorative "Teabagger," not to mention insinuations that those who hold an opinion different from yours are mentally disturbed. Just throwing that out there.

Anonymous said...

1:25 don't leave out the windbag douche Rush Limbaugh. He galvanized the "middle" against the right and handed the election to that woosie like nobody's business. Oh yeah, his RATINGS were good, and that is all he cares about, along with pumping up the 95's (IQ).

Anonymous said...

The "Tea Party" is a pretty amazing movement. The "tea party" people actually celebrate and encourage ignorance as if it were a great thing.

Thank God that this celebration of stupidity is memorialized for all eternity in the Katie Couric-Sarah Palin interviews from 2008.

Truly, truly stupid.

Anonymous said...

Crickets from the rednecks. Crickets.

Anonymous said...

Go it alone then RINOs. Maybe you numbskulls can peel off some Donkeys to produce a win. You can't. You won't.

Anonymous said...

RINO'S will get more national support than you Tate Reeves rednecks. Scuse me. Feel Bryant. Scuse me. Phillip Gunn. Scuse me. Tea PartY REDNECKS.

Anonymous said...

Last time i checked any national polling and survey's on the subject of the Tea party and exactly who it's members were, an overwhelmingly large percentage of self described Tea Party members were college educated and middle class. Our Tea party backed candidate here in Mississippi for US Senate next year, Chris McDaniel, is very educated, a 4 year degree plus another 3 year degree from law school, and can hardly be described as an ignorant redneck.

I would sit him down to take any standardized test against Thad Cochran, Haley Barbour, Phil Bryant, Tate Reeves, or any of the other RINO's claiming to be conservatives around here and place my bet on McDaniel getting the highest score.

I am just so broken-up sad and sorry for you RINO's who are furious that your small crony country club group of your Rotary Club pals hates real and true conservative Mississippians.

Anonymous said...

I think you need to re-check your polling. Most of us associate "tea party" with the Couric-Palin interview disaster and fat rednecks holding up hand-lettered, misspelled signs.

Joseph said...

Anon at 1:41 PM, it doesn't particularly matter what you associate with the words "tea party" when your beliefs have been proven wrong by empirical data. http://www.ijreview.com/2013/10/87474-yale-professors-surprising-discovery-tea-party-supporters-scientifically-literate/


Anonymous said...

"I think you need to re-check your polling. Most of us associate "tea party" with the Couric-Palin interview disaster and fat rednecks holding up hand-lettered, misspelled signs."

Gee - it sure sounds like you a re letting your prejudices and stereotypes obliterate the facts (see that Yale prof story cited above).

Anonymous said...

Keep on keepin on, Bubba's and we will continue to kick your redneck asses for the White House. I love you my way or the highway conservative, blind idiots.

Anonymous said...

Wow, such anger towards the tea party. Shows just how scared the Donkeys and Rinos really are of them.



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