Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Chokwe...neo-secessionist


14 comments:

Darryl Hamilton said...

Holy shit. If he sees this, and he will, I hope he laughs. Irony can be beautiful.

Anonymous said...

Screw Chokwook. Kingfish has just blasphemed hundreds of thousands of Confederate soldiers. The suggestion portrayed is no less insulting to the Confederate Naval Jack than having it waved by a bunch of sheet-wearers.

General US Grant said...

High and mighty rebels. Sorry you guys or your ancestors (depending on your identity) lost however honorable you may be. Losers cannot decide the way their jacks are displayed.

The rebels had no navy. If they had a navy they would have made it into the ranks of maritime powers. CSA was a failed rebellion not a nation. If its a nation we are headed for a repeat.

Anonymous said...

Lumumba is a true democrat. Home rule. He doesn't want the masters of Jackson to be non-residents. Thousands of commuters come to work here daily, but their loyalty is elsewhere. They might even be employees of the school district, city, county, or philanthropy. We need loyal citizens not mercenaries.

Anonymous said...

Loyal citizens pay taxes, right?

Anonymous said...

9:31 Hopefully you were kidding, but I'm scared you may not be. If you run out all of the "masters" = people who actually work and pay taxes, there won't be any money to payroll the useless masses who are sucking on the government teat. Surely even an imbecile can see that.

The unfortunate truth is that slavery turned to sharecropping, then to freedom and now back to sharecropping. Government is the "master" and food stamps are the plantation store. And a whole generation believes the self-serving politicians who keep them in bondage...sad...

Anonymous said...

Right. Nothing changed but the Massah.

Anonymous said...

A black democrat with a separatist name wearing a Confederate cap? He might be a conservative in Kaptin's book.

KaptKangaroo said...

Nah

General Grant said...

'Us first' is political dogma for any political organization. Tax payers and welfare takers have their political organizations. Wealth is in the hands of a diminishing cohort though. The solution is cut government outlays be it tax expenditures, working agencies, or social services. The other solution is imperial conquest and importing wage slaves. We have a full portfolio both.

Anonymous said...

I have owned my business for 28 years in Jackson. I pay more in property taxes here than I do my home in Rankin Co. ( because I like to keep the things I work for)
PLEASE vote Johnathan Lee, May 21 and end STUPIDITY!

Anonymous said...

Stamp out STUPIDITY! May 21 VOTE JOHNATHAN LEE

Correcting Gen Grant said...

General Grant: You're an idiot. Write your own history much? Google is your friend. Try googling Confederate Naval Jack. If you can manage that task, then try The Confederacy.

Neither historians nor junior historical society wannabees have the right to determine nation status. Penalty flag! Either return to your Belhaven apartment or get back to your crack route. Or, hell....both.

Anonymous said...

I wonder how Chewe Baaca will explain to his voters how he is going to pay for schools, roads, etc after ANYONE that has an actual real job and home in Jackson leaves town...



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