Tuesday, March 13, 2012

SOS mid-afternoon update

Latest from Secretary of State on election day:

"No significant issues are being reported.

“Our Agency sent observers to thirty-two (32) counties. After checking with staff positioned across the State, light turnout is being reported,” says Secretary of State Delbert Hosemann. “A few hours of voting remain and I am hopeful Mississippians will head to the polls and cast a ballot for President.”

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

The turnout was extraordinarily light in my precinct which is a Republican precinct.

I was the only one voting and no one was coming in or going out. The total had not reached 100 as yet and it was nearing lunchtime.

I also noticed the names ahead of me were entirely male.

Pete, Bill...if you're reading... you might want to check out who voted as the women I've subsequently spoken with today are going to stay home in November as well. They won't vote FOR Obama, but they'd rather have him by default than risk having " the Pope in charge of contraception". And, don't be surprised at the women you know who " forgot" or had " something come up" so they didn't get around to voting.

Anonymous said...

4:44
Those are some incredibly stupid women.

Anonymous said...

4:59 I totally agree. I'm a woman and can't believe anyone would believe that crap.

Stupid women.

Anonymous said...

The women don't like that Santorum's wife lived with an abortion doctor out of wedlock and that Gingrich's wife is " the other woman".

The women have SPOKEN when it comes to positions that effectively end birth control and in vitro.

The women get that Rush has 4 wives and no children and couldn't get laid if he were broke.

The women aren't stupid.

The women ...the older ones anyway...watched Arsenic and Old Lace so dial it back guys or don't eat dinner.

Anonymous said...

yes...well...it's the " stupid women" attitude that will get you.

Men actually believe they can control women.

Anonymous said...

This is hilarioius. A whisper campaign on a blog. hey, I hear this, and everyone is saying it, oh my, women wont vote and here's all the details, shhhh, oh my....

Get a grip.

Anderson said...

I wouldn't overrate it, but a perfectly intelligent and conservative (tho not terribly political) woman I work with has said she's turned off by all the GOP candidates because of the contraception issue.

Those of us who follow politics tend to forget what a small minority we are. Voters tend to decide based on single issues or general impressions, no matter how "stupid" they sound to us.

Anonymous said...

Anyone, female or male, that says they will leave the country to Obama for the next four years because they believe that contraception will somehow be made unavailable, is indeed incredibly stupid.

Anderson said...

Case in point:

Only about three-in-ten voters (29 percent) can identify Rick Santorum as a Catholic. This includes 32 percent of Republican and Republican-leaning voters and 27 percent of Democrats and Democratic-leaners.

... 1:17, it's not about whether "contraception will be made unavailable," and if that's all you took away from the kerfuffle, maybe it's you who is "indeed incredibly stupid."

But by all means, keep insulting your potential voters.

Anonymous said...

Gee Anderson, since I was clearly referencing the comment 4:44 made about some Republican women not voting I'm not sure just which kerfuffle you are talking about. I didn't see anything in that post about Santorum, other than the reference to the Pope. Please point me to the line that has his name in it.
I take it you wouldn't have voted for John Kennedy, since he was Catholic, right? I guess that makes you a religious bigot.
Little children, such as yourself, certainly do enjoy hearing yourself speak.

Anonymous said...

2:48 pm JFK made it crystal clear that he wasn't going to impose his Catholic beliefs on our Nation.

Santorum's positions and statements make clear he will adhere to his Catholic faith politically as well as personally. Which means he will be a great President for those who share his religious beliefs and a horror for those who do not.

I wish evangelicals, Catholics, and fundamentalists would get the memo that not all Christians and certainly not all Americans share their interpretations of The Bible. That is WHY there are many denominations and WHY Martin Luther split from the Catholic Church. There is NOT this catholic ( the lower case letter is on purpose) view of Christianity beyond those narrow agreements reached centuries ago by the Nicene Councils.

Anonymous said...

3:35
Come down off your self-righteous stump and provide the links statements that support what you say about Santorum.

Anderson said...

Santorum favors the states' being able to outlaw birth control.

Anonymous said...

Anderson,
Nowhere in that article did he say that he favored outlawing birth control. What he clearly said was that the states had the right to pass whatever they wanted to.
Try again, little fella.

Anderson said...

Where did I say Santorum favors outlawing birth control?

Try again, little fella.

Anonymous said...

Blogger Anderson said...

Santorum favors the states' being able to outlaw birth control.

March 14, 2012 3:53 PM


Stupid child.



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