Thursday, January 12, 2012

Check out this pardon.

Here is one guy who got a pardon. Douglas Hindman.

Check out the chat logs for this guy. Here is the original WLBT story in 2007.

73 comments:

Anonymous said...

A couple of things:

I just puked in my mouth.

And my girls will never, ever be allowed near a computer. We might even turn Amish. Jesus there are some freaks out there. And this asswipe is back out with no record and not required to register????? Who the hell does he KNOW????

Anderson said...

Ewwwwwwwwwww.

Good catch.

... I have argued with people who insist it's not a crime if it's an FBI agent on the other computer and not a 13-year-old. I wonder if Barbour shares that belief.

Anonymous said...

If he were talking to my 13 yr old daughter like that, there would be issues! Barbour would have had to pardon ME!

Anonymous said...

I just puked in my mouth.

Really. You are that much of a greenhorn about what is going on w/ this predatory crap online?

Anonymous said...

Doug's notoriously known as a spoiled rich brat whose wealthy parents have always bailed him out of all his troubles (bank lawsuits for writing bad checks, being married to 2 different women at the same time, ect.) and excused his behavior. Looks like they did it one more time. Wonder how much they donated to the Barbour Campaign to get Haley to do them a favor?

Anonymous said...

Wonder how much they donated to the Barbour Campaign to get Haley to do them a favor?

Why don't you look it up?

Anonymous said...

9:02, guess so. Sorry if my innocence offended you. I'll go one further and say that most of my friends who also have young children would have the same reaction if they read this. It's just not something you see or hear in everyday life.

Anonymous said...

It's just not something you see or hear in everyday life.

Then if you have children you need to get your ass in gear PRONTO and get educated so you can shed the image of being a naive idiot because NONE of these abominations are new.

Anonymous said...

9:22, stop foaming at the mouth. My kids are too young to get on a computer or have a cell phone. And if it makes you feel better to call a good parent a naive idiot, so be it. Never said I didn't know any of this existed, I just said I don't come in contact with it.

KaptKangaroo said...

Gross. The guy should not be pardoned.

Anonymous said...

What good is money if you can not help out your children when they get in trouble?

Anonymous said...

I'm naive too 9:17.

9:22, you're a jackass. I've never seen anything like this in my life. I've heard about it but never actually seen it. It makes my stomach hurt.

Some of us aren't quite a tech savvy as others. 9:22, I'd be curious to know just how thorough your training is. First hand knowledge perhaps? Screw you.

MA

Anonymous said...

Just read the transcript of the texting. Now I gotta go shit. But first I'm gonna shower. Twice. K?

Curt Crowley said...

1. This guy needs a beating.

2. The outrageous part of the case is the fact that he spent a grand total of ZERO days in jail as a result of his conviction, thanks to the plea deal he got from Donna Ladd's best gurl friend Faye Peterson. You go gurl.

Anonymous said...

Please help DonnerKay. She needs more interns to do free work unpaid for her entertainment flier. She'll "train" you. Imagine what a wonderful opportunity that would be to be "trained" by the juggernauts at the Bugle. She'll let you tend her table during Fondren @ 5 and you'll get free passes to her cool self-honorifics, oops, parties where she and her "partner" grab the mic and go on and on about all their greatness. OMG!!!! I'm sure it would waaayyyy evidence-based. Maybe you'll even win a Falcon or one of the other awards she hands out to get you to do even more free unpaid work. This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance interns. Plus you'll get to follow JJ with a high-speed connection from inside the Bugle "newsroom". Hi Donna!

Anonymous said...

Too funny 1:24. Do you see where they are begging people to comment there? #Clueless

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Anonymous said...

Well, if it matters, the scumbag's daddy, Dr. Steve Hindman, donated $1,000 to Haley's re-election campaign exactly one month after the sentencing.

Anonymous said...

Fucking FAT ASS Haley

Anonymous said...

This situation gets screwier every day. I was just thinking, in the face of the mass hysteria Jerry from the C/L just spewed on CNN, I am willing to bet the anti-gun folks are now screaming for their rights to bear arms. Screwy I tell you! Right is left, left is right and the far left media continues to froth at the mouth over Barbour.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, a paltry $1000 does the job. Get real.

Anonymous said...

Hindman did before his arrest and continues to work in the legal field in the area of computer technology. He worked for and possibly was a co-founder of MS Litigation Services and now works for Smith and Carson (that's close if not the exact name), which is a nationally operated private investigation firm. He works in computer data base/matrix building support for class action lawsuits. I think their office is still on North Congress St. in Jackson. I hope the guy gets kidnapped in Simpson County and gang raped Deliverance style by some toothless locals and left for dead bleeding in a hog lot.

Anonymous said...

Interesting....

Anderson
January 12, 2012 at 3:42 pm
Obviously, Mr. Kennard failed to publish the requisite notice, him being dead and all.

… Speaking of publication, here’s a tidbit I found from an old Ethridge dissent: the governor

is limited in granting a pardon to such cases as where publications have been made for thirty days in a newspaper of the county, but his decision as to whether the publication was made is not open to judicial review.

Interesting if correct!

Anonymous said...

Damn, my comment didn't make it first time. Hindman worked prior to arrest and currently in the legal field, doing computer support. Founded or ran MS Litigation Support and now works for Carson and Smith (close if not exact name) which is a nationally operated private investigation firm, doing matrix/data base work for class action lawsuits. Their office was on North Congress in Jackson. I hope he gets kidnapped by a bunch of rabid mouth breathers from Simpson County and gang raped Deliverance style, then left for dead, bleeding in a hog lot.

Anonymous said...

So, since violent felons who were convicted of murder or manslaughter have now been pardoned, as if it never happened, that means they are allowed to buy a handgun again, correct?

Thanks, Haley.

Anonymous said...

Give it a rest.

Anonymous said...

copied and paste from SPOKE


Douglas Hindman





Aliases and Other Names:


Bio
[edit]


Douglas H. Hindman
Director of Litigation Technology
phone: 601-961-9895
fax: 601-948-8950
email: dhindman@smithcarson.com
120 North Congress Street
Suite 400
Jackson, MS 39201
Douglas Hindman is the Co-Director of Litigation Technology for Smith & Carson in Jackson, Miss. He is in charge of the daily operations of the Litigation Technology practice group. Prior to joining Smith & Carson, Hindman was the founder and president of Mississippi Litigation Solutions. He also worked as a

portfolio manager for a private hedge fund.
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Career
[edit]

Smith & Carson Inc
Director of Litigation TechnologyJan-2012

Litigation Attorney Support for Class Action Law Suits
Co-DirectorJan-2012 to Jan-2012

After Haley's statement I was feeling a little better about all of this UNTIL I saw this scum.

I just really hope Haley is not a whore for only $1,000, surely he got more.

Anonymous said...

Doug was not working for Smith & Carson any longer at the time of his arrest. He now has a divinity degree I think and is possibly a minister of some sort.

Anonymous said...

Do you see where they are begging people to comment there?

Ol' DonnerKay has it figured out that. She has comparatively ZERO commenting action versus Jackson Jambalaya. The JFP online is like a dead ocean dead zone!

Anonymous said...

If 4:40 is right, he could turn up as a Youth Minister...

Anonymous said...

Have any of you thought to look and see what this man has done after this (certainly not defending his actions in this henious event)?? He has completely changed his life around and has spent his life giving back to communities locally in jackson and around the world. If the pardon system was created for anyone its for people like this.

Anonymous said...

I agree 7:24, he has done a complete turnaround. i have known him for many,many years. He has a wonderful family but he has made some bad decisions in life that he never had to pay for due to him always being bailed out. Not at all defending him, but people can change and need to be forgiven as we Christians believe. As for registering as a sex offender, he never had to because he plead guilty to cyberstalking..which at the time he was convicted you were not required register. I think he has paid dearly,with all the media and attention, without spending a night in jail.

Anonymous said...

7:24, funny you should bring that up. I heard that he was in Honduras on a mission trip with his preacher from Jackson and then went back there to live. Don't know if he's still there or not. Don't know if he met anyone down there or not. Don't know if he was spreading the good news or trying to get into trouble. But if fb can be believed, he's been "saved" and is trying to turn his life around. The cynic in me doubts it.

And for the record, 7:24, no, the pardon system was NOT created for scum like him. But I'll tell you what was: PARCHMAN.

Once a pervert, always a pervert.

Curt Crowley said...

7:24 and 7:40 -- morons.

Your pal here sounds like a hell of a guy. The first (and only) pedophile in history to cure himself of the uncontrollable impulse to have sex with children, I suppose.

Anonymous said...

7:24 and 7:40, did you even bother to read the chat session? What if that had been your 13 year old daughter? Make sure you get to the part where he asks about 4 or 5 times if the girl is a virgin.

Cyberstalking my ass.

What I want to know is who else did he do that to? He seemed far too comfortable with his language to be a first-timer. The only saving grace is that a cop was the other party of the chat.

Anonymous said...

Was his father a former UM football player?

Curt Crowley said...

This sick animal hasn't suffered a single serious consequence for his actions. Not one. Did they even take him to jail to post bond or just field release him with a citation?

Anonymous said...

According to one national newscast, Haley released 23 sex offenders.

Anonymous said...

An ode to the ineffective journalism of the JFP, Ronni Mott and Donna Ladd.. She(s)/they publish a story long ago about this derelict and no one comments. Kingfish and JJ publish a story with the simple inclusion of the full breadth of Hindman's chat transcript and the community responds.

They just don't get it in Fondren. They just don't get it.

Anonymous said...

looks like even the remaining JFP regulars have left the site. Virtually no posts anymore. Guess the interns are doing homework for Donner's $100.00 "shut up" classes.

Anonymous said...

A dull pair of garden shears should be used to castrate this turd, then he get the Lorena Bobbitt treatment.

Seriously. These guys should be fixed to where they cannot rape.

Shadowfax said...

The 'church' is full of ministerial types who have found solace, acceptance and a hiding place in which to pretend their behaviors have changed.

Desperate people do desperate things. A few leave the country. Some rush to rehab. Others claim salvation. Still others grab a collar and slap it on when a rope would do just fine.

Anonymous said...

I think it is very important to read the chat as difficult as it is. If you are afraid to read it, here's a synopsis.

It is clear the girl is 13. It is clear she is a virgin. He wants more photos. He tells her how sexy looking she is. As the chat relationship develops, he wants her on the pill so he can have unprotected sex. He instructs her and reassures her as she makes remarks that clearly indicate ignorance about sex. He asks many questions about when she is certain to be alone. He tells her over and over how " hot" and "sexy" she is and that he is going to make her feel wonderful.

A visit is arranged eventually and thank goodness, a camera crew and officers are waiting and " charro" wasn't really a 13 yr old virgin.

It would be helpful if those who stalk and/or molest children were ugly, didn't go to church, volunteer in community affairs,lacked social graces and didn't come from respectable families. Unfortunately, that is not the case. Priests, coaches, ministers, and scout leaders are some of the occupations favored by sexual predators.

All parents need to understand that your child is more at risk of sexual molestation from a family member, family friend or trusted acquaintance than from a stranger.

There are often long periods of time between the first time a predator is accused of molestation and the second time. It is not usually that there were no other instances of molestation in between ( though some predators may be able to resist for months and years initially and then escalate over time) but rather that the predator wasn't caught and the victim didn't tell. Victims can wait decades to tell.

If you have children and grandchildren you need to stop being naive and educate yourselves. Yes, it's disgusting information and will make you uncomfortable,but it will help you recognize warning signs and instruct you on how to appropriately give your children needed information without frightening them.

Anonymous said...

Don't bother the 'good parents' 8:26. They already have it under control and, besides, their kids are too young to be on a computer or have a cell phone.

Rebekah said...

I have a young child, but even I am smart enough to know that they can have access to the computer...Kids nowadays are WAY smarter than we were when we were their age. It isn't about being naive- you just have to be prepared.
Does no one watch the dateline shows on this- "to catch a Predator"? They set up scumbags who get off on stalking young kids with the intent to have sex with them. Once they show up to the house to "just meet the child...not have sex with her/him", they are immediately arrested.
Being a sick scumbag isn't something you can be pardoned from. It is a sickness that doesn't just go away with time.
Children need to be taught AT AN EARLY AGE to be very careful on the computer. You can't sit back and trust your children are protected because they are young. YOu have to be proactive and prepare them- just like with anything (like drugs, alcohol, smoking...)
We don't live in a sugar coated world and our children are at risk by these scumbags BECAUSE they are innocent.
Kids don't need to be on the internet alone. They sure as hell don't need a facebook or myspace page. It makes me so mad when I see kids on facebook with a fake birthdate. Hello!!! Parents!!! WAKE UP!!! I know you want to be the cool parent and have your 13 year old on facebook, but GET REAL. Kids have access to WAY too much now- laptaps, ipads, iphones, etc. Do you really think they aren't going to get online with them? Do you really think your 10 year old needs to be on the computer without you monitoring it?
Parents need to WAKE UP and get more involved with their kids because we live in such a technology run society.
My 5 year old has a DS. We set it up for WIFI to download games....imagine my surprise when he ended up in some gamefreak chat room. He's 5. He can't read yet. I immediately disabled the WIFI.
The same with my cell phone. He was innocently playing a game on it and unbeknownst to me, he ended up on the internet and was just downloading all sorts of fun stuff. SO, once again, it was my fault for being so "naive" because of his age.
Stop blaimg each other and using the naive card. Just get more involved with your children. They are SO much smarter than we give them credit for- especially when it comes to technology.
You child proof your home when you have children, so childproof your gadgets...anything that can access the internet- phone, computers, Nook, Kindle...all of it.
After that, educate your child. Yes it sucks to try and explain how people can be so mean and sick, but they have to be prepared...and as parents, it is our job to educate them.
It also doesn't hurt to ask the parents of their friends what they have access to regarding electronics. All you can do is educate your child as much as possible and hope they make the right decision when they aren't around you.
These sick bastards that do this online crap really make my blood boil and they need to be locked up...castrated...I don't care- just off the strets and AWAY from children.

Anonymous said...

What a POS! How can someone defend him...pure trash.

Anonymous said...

Doug had lots of problems, alcohol, drugs at the time of this. I know he was on a 2 day binder when this event happened. People can change with time and help from above and If any of you knew him today you would know He has. I'd watch out for all of you who are judging him as you are, you will be judged the same way

Anonymous said...

Kids nowadays are WAY smarter than we were when we were their age.

Speak for yourself and your own Rebekah. Tech savvy isn't some magic wand path to smart.

BTW, regardless of encryption do you broadcast your SSID? Be honest.

meople said...

Hey 9:22 would you let him babysit a adolescent daughter for the weekend... If you had one?

Curt Crowley said...

If 756 is correct about him traveling to/staying in Honduras, that would make perfect sense. Honduras is notorious for child sex and prostitution trafficking. I guess Thailand would have been too obvious.

Perhaps while he's in south America he will try some of his suave lines on the daughter of a local "pharmaceutical sales rep," who will provide him with the treatment he needs.

meople said...

I to new this guy since childhood... and drugs make you do stupid things... but i couldnt begin to defend his actions. level headed people do stupid stuff like burglery or driving under the influence or the occaisional man slaughter all doped up... NOT I repeat NOT leading on a 13 tear old female in depth over multiple days to suck him off or let him eat her virgin vulva and then finish it off by ruining her innocense and taking her virginity. But hats off to Barbour he can now VOTE and HUNT and occupy a professional job...

PS: i am still in complete shock that Barbour did this with the full understanding of what he was doing...Maybe he is the one that was on a two day binder????

Anonymous said...

I am proud to call Doug a friend - from both before and after this incident. I was shocked at his crimes (plural because apparently he tried the same thing in a Hattiesburg sting). At the time I was in favor of strong punishment for him and it would have been appropriate; but the law wasn't strong enough to punish the crime as it should have been able to. I don't know if the legislature has since corrected this flaw.

All of this being said, he really is a changed person. He is a follower of God and a humble and contrite leader. He understands and is ashamed by his crimes; and is grateful for the opportunity to humbly serve the Lord and attempt to continue to redeem himself.

I understand those who think he cannot be rehabilitated. But I sincerely believe he has been.

It is important to note that as far as we know, there were no actual victims. I hope this is in fact the case.

But I reamined Doug's friend before, immediately after, and now. Even when I thought he should be locked up for good.

God has changed him.

Dumb, Dumber, Donkeycrats said...

At the same time when Donkeycrats are hammering Barbour for the pardons they decide to quietly shoot themselves in the foot by submitting a bill to water down the crime of statutory rape.

Can you imagine that? The Donkeycrats want to go soft on statutory rapists. Let's see if the Harpy Bugle condemns that bill.

Kingfish said...

Read the bill just now. From what I can tell, it adds the element of "knowingly and willfully". I've long had a problem with people being convicted when someone showed a phony drivers license. Is that what this is about?

Anonymous said...

C'mon Kingfish. Get real. It ain't about phony drivers licenses.

Anonymous said...

10:35 than you can answer the question by 9:36???

Anonymous said...

He is not in hondurus, he is in ms. He would have been pardoned sooner or later. He and Tate were buddies at millsaps.

noel said...

wikipedia says "In Honduras, the age of consent is 15, regardless of sexual orientation and/or gender"


Hmm, still criminal...

Anonymous said...

10:35am Your beliefs were obviously shared by many Cardinals in the Catholic Church . I think a local church shared your beliefs as well to their dismay.

Unfortunately,we cannot know what is in a person's heart or mind and many use YOUR religious beliefs and loyalty as a shield to further their self-interest . You end up enabling though I know that is not your intent.

My religious beliefs require not just acknowledgement of sin and declaration of faith, but also atonement and I am allowed to remain skeptical until I am satisfied the sinner demonstates they will sin no more . I'm allowed to use my brain to understand signs of true change. A decade of happy marriage to an age appropriate, well adjusted spouse would be a good sign. Starting over in a location where there is no protection from consequences would be a good sign.Not only accepting but WANTING consequences is a good sign. You don't mention years of therapy/drug rehab , etc. necessary to overcome the lack of boundaries that chat indicated.

The statistical history of change in those with these behaviors is not good even with extensive therapy and many of the re-offenders claimed new found faith to mask their behavior.

You are a good person, he has a good family. But, unfortunately,being a good person and doing the best you know how to do doesn't keep a sociopath or pedophile from being in your life or family tree.

Rebekah, Hindman was caught by the NBC program.

Anonymous said...

This is 10:35 am responding to those above.

Do I consider Doug a friend? Yes!

Would I let him babysit my daughter (if I had one)? No.

Would I have pardoned him? No.

Do I think he has changed? Yes. But my confidence is not high enough to place him in charge of my daughter (if I had one).

Would I consider Doug a friend if he had been given hard time? Yes.

I can love a friend and not believe that he deserves less punishment than fits his crime.

But, I think he has changed and there are many more outrageous pardons than this one.

I hope this answers your questions.

meople said...

it does. thank you for reaching deep down and being truthful.

Anonymous said...

Just read the transcript. Thanks for posting this KF, and the link.

Cannot truly describe how ill this makes me feel when reading it. He truly believed he was talking to a 13 year old - truly takes a sick individual to want to do that to a CHILD.

Ashamed and changed does not automatically justify the pardon.

Just my thoughts.

Rebekah said...

2:23- awesome post. I remember him now that you mentioned it. I didnt know him personally, just remember it being aired.

I am glad he...found God...but i still do not believe you just recover from this kind of sickness. Wanting to have sex w a child is disgusting. Did he actually have sex? No. THANK GOD. But he still committed a crime. He is no better than the all the other ones who prey on INNOCENT children. He may, to the world, be changed..but it does npt stop the sick thoughts that still go through his head. He...found God...only because he got caught- which is what every other criminal does.
God is too often used as a crutch and it is annoying. People use God to justify their actions...after committing a crime.
Once a pervert, always a pervert. Don't mess with children. Period. Absolutely disgraceful and disgusting.

Anonymous said...

I grew up with a lot of folks that ended up having drug and alcohol problems and while many had legal problems, I do not recall anyone becoming sexual towards children. Ugly folks, losers, people they just met perhaps. Not kids. You either are a pedophile or you are not.

Rebekah said...

630- THANK YOU!!! you said it perfectly.
He is a sick pervert...and nothing will ever change that.

noel said...

well, Greece isn't so bad. You can get a check for pedophilia.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory/furor-greece-pedophilia-disability-15323309#.TxDRPKXwvwY

Shadowfax said...

Greece? Hell, 6:52, in America, if you wear a black robe, large gold cross and collar, you can get a job transfer and sometimes a promotion for it.

Anonymous said...

Hindman is disgusting. I cannot believe he never served any time for this. Now a full pardon so his little record will be all sparkly clean??? Wrong.

Anonymous said...

I, too, knew Doug. I found him to be arrogant, lazy, and always touting his family connections to get work. And lest anyone think he's moved to Honduras to do the "Lord 's work," take a look at his Linked In page. He lists himself as President of Hindman Resources, LLC. It is a company formed in Mississippi last June. The SOS paperwork lists 2 Brunini lawyers as connected to Hindman Consulting, Joseph Varner, III, as registered agent, and Mark Hoseman under Officers and Directors. Recognize that last name? Delbert's son if I'm not mistaken. here's the link:

https://business.sos.state.ms.us/corp/soskb/Corp.asp?550809

And i know he was in Jackson after Christmas because i saw him.

So let's see: Doug's father is a prominent doctor who gave at least $1000 to Barbour and they were at Ole Miss together. Doug himself was apparently friends with Tate Reeves at Millsaps, and Delbert Hoseman's son is helping him establish a new business in Mississippi. Hmmmmm.

Welcome back, funjxn1. We can't wait to see what fun things you'll be doing next!

And...the fact that you are using your name in the title of your new business tells me that you'll continue to exploit your dad's accomplishments to make money. Who cares about that little indiscretion about wanting to "f***" a child?
Not our elected officials, apparently. Mamas, lock up your kids.

Anonymous said...

Miss. AG knew of governor's pardons

The state attorney general's office was involved in getting pardons approved by former Gov. Haley Barbour but has hidden its involvement in the process, according to an attorney for four of the former inmate trusties who received a pardon.

Tom Fortner, a former Hinds County public defender, has asked a Hinds County Circuit Court judge to disqualify Attorney General Jim Hood from a lawsuit seeking to overturn some of Barbour's reprieves.

"This entire conflict has been created by the attorney general's office, not the governor's office," Fortner said. "Now (a judge) is being asked to clean up his mess."

Along with his motions, Fortner provided evidence that Assistant Attorney General David Scott, assigned to represent the Mississippi Department of Corrections, gave legal advice regarding how to publish pardon notifications for the former trusties and then agreed to the responsibility of running the notifications himself.
Fortner claims that Scott exchanged text messages with Daryl Neely, Barbour's policy adviser. He says the messages show Neely asked Scott to place the notifications for former mansion trusties in various newspapers, and Scott agreed.

In an emailed statement to The Associated Press, Hood spokeswoman Jan Schaeffer would not say Sunday if the attorney general's office gave advice or participated in the notification process.

"Mr. Fortner's last minute motions boil down to nothing more than an attempt by these convicts to say the Governor is above the law. These allegations have absolutely no merit and we will argue them in court at the proper time," the statement said.


http://www.sunherald.com/2012/01/22/3702598/hood-hit-in-pardon-battle.html

Anonymous said...

This guy is pure scum, he dated a good friend of mine for the last year and we constantly told her to leave him cuz he was constantly mentally ans verbally abusing her and she would just defend and justify his behavior bc he is a professional con artist. Now she is pregnant with his child and he has nothing to do with her. Thank god for it to, one less child for him to steal their innocence. Hope this guy rotts in hell.

Anonymous said...

3:03

Tell your friend she is better off without him, I saw him out not to long ago drinking....looks like not much of a changed man. Just makes me sick to think God would give a perv like this a child. Him having nothing to do with your friend is a saving grace from God.....once a pedophile always a pedophile. Hope she realizes that!!!!!!!

JayBalie said...

this dbag is rollin around in a new truck, looks like mommy and daddy still frontin the bill. and if it was the girl that was here with him in december @ target what the hell is she thinking? does she even know about his past? clearly NOT! nobody in their right mind would be with him if they did. this guy is a MONSTER, that needs a WARNING LABEL!

Kingfish said...

one reason I posted all the court docs and chat logs online. All someone has to do is google his name and its there.



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Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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