Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Predictions

OK, time to make predictions. No cheerleading, just who ya think will win and by how much and just do it once, we get the point, you REALLY like your guy.

Fitch by 10.
Harkins by 4.
Longwitz by 3.
Houston by 5.
Marsha Weems Stacey by 6.
Dupree by 13.
Doug Anderson by 15.
Louvier by 8.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tucker--Slim Margin resulting in scrutinizing absentee ballots, but he still wins!
Longwitz by 8.
Yancy by 3.
McKinley by 4.

Anonymous said...

Houston by 7
Longwitz by 3
Fitch by 2

Shadow'Nails-It'Fax said...

These are outcome predictions, not desires:

You tell them they don't know Lynn Fitch will garner 66% of the vote.

Just Another Fat Barbour Boy will lose with 27% of the vote.

Randy Tucker will defeat the fit-pitcher by taking 55% of the votes cast.

The Weems Ipana smile loses to Webster 40% to his 60%.

The poor man's lawyer from Clarksdale who borrowed a hammer but never swung one will defeat the Hattiesburg 1000-job-creator 70% to Dupree's 30% of the vote.

Anonymous said...

Fitch 55-45% Longwitz by 200-300 votes Harkins by 200-300 votes Houston 55-45% Turn-out in madison county 11.5%

Anonymous said...

Fitch 55-45
Dupree 53%
Knox Ross by 300 votes
Longwitz by 125 votes
Turner over Houston 54-46
Doug Anderson 57%

All predictions, not my preferences necessarily.

Anonymous said...

voted at victory baptist church at 835 this am and was # 44 on the repubilican sign in list

Anonymous said...

Fitch 57%
Dupree 53%
Ross - close as hell but he wins
Barbour - again close as hell but he wins (Longwitz got dinged pretty bad by that Thad debacle)
Houston 58% (This is the only site I have seen with Tucker support, I think its delusional)

Anonymous said...

will longwitz loses in this race and the sad thing is no one in this district wins with either one of them in office. on a side note it looks like voters are few and far between today...

MEOPLE said...

if houston wins i might go buy a few hundred more rounds of ammo tonight to protect me from the criminals and his redneck arse...

Anonymous said...

Dupree 56%
Fitch 53%
Longwitz 65%
Tucker by a few dozen votes
Ross by a few dozen votes
Marsha Weems Stacey 57%

Anonymous said...

Fitch 52%
Dupree 53%
Longwitz 59%
Ross 53%
Stacey 52%
Tucker 65%

Anonymous said...

If you think Luckett never swung a hammer, you obviously don't know Luckett.

Anonymous said...

Longwitz 52%
Fitch 58%
Tucker 56%
Ross 51%
Louvier 52%
Stacey57%
Dupree 55%

Anonymous said...

Yancey 53%

Longwitz 54%, until I heard that he
threw a spitball at his teacher in the 4th grade,
so: Longwitz 53.98%

Tucker 54%
Louivier 56%
Luckett 51%

Anonymous said...

Kingfish...I didn't for for anyone, but I voted against a lot of guys.

Longwitz 54% (Pleeeeze no Chuckie B!)

I hope whoever is running against Louvier wins big. What a scumbag!

Fitch 55% Fitch will win but niether is a good candidate.

Stacy 55% I don't know squat about Stacy, but she will be the best looking judge in America. What a babe!

Anonymous said...

Houston 52%
Ross 55%
Longwitz 55%
Bruck McKinley 52% for MadCo JCJ Dist 4
Fitch 57%

Anonymous said...

Houston 60
Ross 55
Longwitz 60
McKinley 50+ a few
Fitch 60

Anonymous said...

Predictions? I predict that no matter who wins the race between Barbour and Longwitz, the citizens of that Senate will have buyers remorse within six months. Sad to see that one of these guys will replace Michel.

Anonymous said...

2:13, and the same with Fitch/Yancey race. That one is a hold your nose and vote situation, too.

Anonymous said...

2:13 Have you ever done business with Michel? I hope he was better in the Senate than he is in his real estate business.

Anonymous said...

The best part about the Barbour/Longwitz Senate race is that we'll have a chance to remove the winner in about a year. NE Jackson and South Madison county has more talent than this. Unfortunately, most of that leadership that should run actually has jobs.

Anonymous said...

Ross with a 50.4999999%
Tucker 54%
Barbour 51%
Fitch 55%
Weber 53%

May be wrong on the Barbour race; however at I'm tired of Longwitz running for every position that comes available. Would love to see him sidelined permanently.

Anonymous said...

5:04, I know Will Longwitz and we would be damned lucky to have him. Charles, on the other hand, doesn't know where Madison Central is. How on earth do you expect people to vote for someone that clueless?

Anonymous said...

You are shrooming. PSC race 1, PSC race 2, now this. Charles runs for everything under the sun.



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